Rub or not: Part 2?

It almost seems like a skit.

What is with these crazy ass white women rubbing one or two out in public?  Usually it is a creepy ass man doing it.  This is the second crazy woman I have written about who has self-pleasured and got arrested.  It looks like this fine lady was living in her car.  And, what the hell is she listening to while tapping for oil?  Is she a lawyer?  What the hell is she?  

I’m truly baffled by this woman. I could look up the fate of this fine citizen, but I am unsure if I want to bother.  She scares me. 

Make my Video - Sega-CD remember this?

Damn it, I remember this “game”.  Spoony made a review years ago, back when he was still making entertaining videos.  There was a point when Sega was shoveling junk software on its 32x and Sega CD platforms.  

Side note:  Look closely, the Dude You’re Getting a Dell guy is in the video.  It looks like Ben Curtis in the clip, but IMDB doesn’t have this role listed in his lineup.  His career does have video game credits.  He’s in Bully, Midnight Club, GTA IV, and V. 

Anyway, the Make My video series has at least three to four “games” that gave you genetic tools to cut music videos your own way, sort of, given that it was on the Sega CD

Today, anyone can cut together music videos from established footage or from scratch.  Sega predicted it.  

This sums up 2012-2014

Man, this video sums up everything about all those Angry Video Game Critics.  Other than the main guys, most of them have fizzled out and become sad shadows of themselves, refusing to get real jobs.  It is like a real 9 5 job is beneath them, such as Film Brain and DSP.  2012 has never left them, and they’re in this Cause and Effect time loop.  

I find it amusing, given that I am also an Internet artifact from the past (2005). It hits home.

Sadly, I used to look up to many of these critics.  After the Change the Channel shitshow, a lot of these crictis needed to be taken down a notch.  Like when they tried covering up the JewWario thing.  You know what I am talking about. 

The guy that made this video kicks ass.  Check out his other videos.  

Has Linkara seen this parody?  Something tells me he won’t like it…

CHRIS BROWN "Apology" REMIX featuring CHUNG LI (Tronovitch remix) (returned)

History repeats itself.  You blog, and you start to see themes and repeats of past events.  Remember, Chris Brown beat the living shit out of Rihanna.  Not only did he beat her, but he also bit and left her broken body in a car.  Brown never really wanted to seek real treatment.  Brown’s name was mentioned in P Diddy's current trial.  Diddy had a hissy fit over his former GF and Chris Brown.  This is an interesting tie-in to the Rihanna assault.  

Remember, Diddy attempted to force Brown and Rihanna back together. Am I not the only one who remembered that, right?  I guess it was Diddy trying to protect himself.  Now, both Brown and Diddy are in jail.  

Brown recently attacked a producer with a wine bottle in a nightclub.  This caper happened in the UK.  The incident happened in 2023.  Something tells me that he won’t be seeing much time, though.  

There was a video of Ellen confronting Diddy about trying to patch things up between Brown and Rihanna. It has not aged well, given what we know of Puffy. He's deflecting.

Eric Bischoff & Hulk Hogan come on, man

This is sad…

There comes a point when you are doing more damage than helping yourself.  Hulk Hogan needs to sit aside and just retire.  At this point, he is a mockery of himself when he stumbles upon the stage.  After getting booed on WWE a few months back, he has now announced a new wrestling brand.  

Hulk and Eric Bischoff are teaming up for a wrestling company called Real American Freestyle.  It is like your grandparents trying to enter the job market after 20 years of retirement.  Keep in mind that they were the ones who helped sink WCW and TNA Wrestling into the ground.  When these two team up, they destroy companies.  

Here’s a hint: this promotion will fail, like the other projects Hogan’s been involved in. Remember the Hogan Grill or the Hogan Energy Drink? He copies other people’s trends and grows tired of them and abandons them.  How long with his Real American Beer last for this promotion?  

Then again, he could prove me wrong, 

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER Trailer (2025)

Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a proper“requel” to the “I know” franchise.  Yes, it is a franchise.  I watched the first one in the theater and was surprisingly pleased with it being a straight slasher flick.  It also helps matters that the hot Jennifer Love Hewitt starred in it, with her huge boobs.  While I found Neve Campbell cuter.  JLH is on my hot '90s girl list as well.  

Anyway, before I spend hours discussing the hotness of these two, it came as a shock that they made a “requel” to the killer fisherman movie. I am so happy they brought back the hook as well. BTW, I am getting Scream one vibes with the opening.

The Scream and Cobra Kai series restarts/reboots, and the audience is giving this movie a chance.  I love that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze are returning.  You have to have the legacy characters return.  

I take it that is a “history repeats itself” trope.  Since I love the newer Scream movies, I might see this in the theater.  

Does this have anything to do with the TV series of the same name?  Probably not.  

Keep in mind that even the Bad Boys franchise has a TV series spin-off…

What are you waiting for?

The Moon wakes up (cosmic horror/astrophobia animation) AKA Moon eats Earth

The Moon is pissed off.  The Moon has been abused a lot over the years in movies and shows.  Piccolo blows up the freaking moon.  It gets blown up in Cowboy Bebop and The Time Machine.  They cloned it in the 5th Element.  The Coneheads sideswipe it in the movie without leaving their insurance info.  Zod and gang leave dead bodies on it in Superman III.  Cobra Commander and Chairface Chippendale defacing the Moon.  

At this point, the Moon is pissed.  Anyway, the special effects are really good.  It is a creepy face with sharp teeth.  Look closely, the mouth is moving.  

If you are going to go out, this is the way to do it. 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture Exclusive Deleted Scene | SciFiNow

There are at least four cuts of TMP out there.  My generation remembers the special, longer cut that was shown on ABC and VHS.  This cut has a lot of character moments that were not in the theatrical cut, but also many unfinished shots.  For a long time, that was the only cut we had of TMP.  However, the director's cut has some of the best parts of both cuts.  Even adding a few lost shots. 

One of the bigger deleted scenes not included in any cut was the famous security guard's death.  The scene happened during the probe's entry into the bridge.  The probe kills one of the two guards.  The reason this bit was cut was because it was a continuity issue at the end.  Kirk never mentions this dead guy in his casualty report.  I thought this scene was lost forever.  I guess I was wrong.  It took nearly 40 years to finally see it, though.

Now, only if we could get that deleted memory wall scene...

New Bryan Kohberger Selfie

Yes, this was the picture he had taken a few hours after the murders.  What regular guy would take a selfie in a bathroom and not share it with anyone?  It seems creepy. Plus, Bryan looks like a ghoul in the picture with his pale skin and skinny look.  He took the selfie as a personal trophy to say, “You did it.  Mission accomplished.”  

It has come out that Bryan visited the victims' homes not 12 times but 23 times.  I believe he zeroed in on two women and followed them around town.  The more I learn about Bryan, the more I hate him.  He is a selfish and dangerous man who entered a house to kill one person and ended up killing four.  He thought he was so clever and intelligent that he made this selfie for his own personal collection. 

The walls of justice are closing in, Bryan.  I don’t think you’re going to get away with this one. 

The Naked Gun | Official Teaser Trailer (2025 Movie) - Liam Neeson, Pame...

Okay, movie, you got me with the OJ moment.  Will it be in the movie?  Probably not.  While I don’t think they should do a Naked Gun remake/sequel/reboot, they are doing some of the right things by not trying to make it a one-to-one remake.  

I’ll wait and see.  By the way, the trailer is getting a good response online, with 90K thumbs-ups. 

Danny Masterson PSA (1999) Aged really well, Space Boy.

So, says the dude that raped and drugged women his whole life.  Danny was and still is a monster.  He has the gall to make this PSA about abuse against women.  Remember, this POS would abuse women and get away with it, thanks to the Space Church covering up allegedly. The Church of Bullshit would encourage the victims not to talk to the police and look within themselves for their issues.  

You can make this up.  

Burn in hell, Danny, or whatever you believe in the Church of Scientology.  

Gene Hackman RIP

Even the last name Hackman is a cool name.

Gene Hackman was the man. I remember rewatching Crimson Tide recently, and it is an intense movie. I remember watching him as Lex Luthor in Superman the Movie first. Despite being a somewhat comedic version of Luthor, Hackman brought some darkness to the role. And that's the thing: Hackman always brought darkness. 

Unforgiven was his best role period.  Little Bill is one of my favorite movie villains from the movies.  If you get a chance, watch Unforgiven.  Hackman makes that movie intense. 

Here are a few other great movies starring Hackman.  

The Firm

The Quick and the Dead

Absolute Power

Enemy of the State

the Mexican

Anyway, it is a real shame Gene died the way he did.  He died alone, not realizing that his wife passed away in another room.  He probably walked around the house confused and forgotten about his wife due to his diminishing cognitive functions.  

Likewise, he will be missed. 

Remembering the great Heather Hunter...

I knew she was a Soul Train dancer, but I didn’t know her career on that show overlapped with her adult career.  

Heather Hunter is someone who I fondly remember from the early days of 90s porn.  She was the light brown skin black that showed you didn’t need a set of huge boobs and ass to be considered sexy in the black girl genre. Most black men my age have had many dreams about Heather Hunter, and she is probably the reason many black men love light-skinned women.  

I still find her very attractive. 

The kicker is, I always viewed Heather as being much older than me.  She was born in 1969, yes, really 69.  Her birth year is a freaking sexual position.  She’s 55, meaning she isn’t much older.  It is so strange to view as being much older, though.  

She was in mainstream movies, such as He Got Game and Frankenhooker.  Frankenhooker was the movie where Heather exploded.  BTW, this clip is not safe for work.  She will always be known as the hooker that turned into a doll and exploded.   It’s a stupid movie with a funny ass exploding hooker scene.  

Often overlooked was her venture into the music career.  Come to find out, the music industry is just as corrupt as the porn industry.   Unlike her scenes, her music isn’t that good, though.  

Anyway, she popped, or plopped, into my thoughts recently. By the way, I didn’t even get into her relationship with 2Pac.