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Fomo -Sexual   Someone who is  promiscuous  due to a " Fear of Missing Out " on sexual  activities .   You can get  so and so  to do anything  in bed . She's a real  fomosexual .   I had no idea, thank you, Internet.  So, it means “fear of missing out”.  Given I don’t “get down” in the hooking up culture, I guess I am more of a  nomo -sexual than a  fomo -sexual.     It seems the term means “f’ it” so-so booty is better than no booty.     fomo-sexual     " fear of missing out " in terms of  hooking up  with somebody. hooking up for  fear that   the opportunity will not present itself again.   Due to his  fomo -sexual tendencies,  Sally   hooked up  with the  mediocre   guy.  

This is sad...   I didn’t want to write another post about him so recent to the last one but here we are.  Not only did Spoony   lose his blue-haired girlfriend, but his house is being foreclosed.  Yep, the house he busted his ass to get and move his GF in is going to disappear.  So, he has no car, no girl and no house.      All of these could have been avoided with him getting back to making content.  Instead of busting his ass, he retreated back into tweeting about his GF and Trump.  Sorry, Spoony, Trump didn’t take your GF or your house away.  When people tell him to make content, he snaps at them and his white knights protect him.     He looks even worse than the last video I posted.  He’s gained some more beer weight and he’s even paler.  Having suffered from server depression myself, I feel for Spoony, but he needs to do something to get by.  There is hope for Spoony...

I can read music, Rusty . Here's the problem with your “music” sheets, Russ. You basically have a whole rest on all your songs. Okay, you're in 4/4 and that means there are four beats in every measure. The black box in the measure means that you hold for four beats meaning the instrument or singer is silent. Now, you also have four measures for your bass and treble clefs with whole rest notes. That means your songs start off with silence for 16 beats on all three songs.  Does that make sense? What about the key at the beginning of your songs? You and I can read music, come on, Russ. Pop music usually starts out with the singer singing and your key is just as important as your time signature.   If you are going to preview three new songs, then show us the actual musical work. Don't plaster some titles on a baseline sheet music program and claim you're writing new stuff. And, why do I get the feeling two of these songs will be aimed at Taylor Swift? ...

What you talking about, spam? Given that it will be 2020 in a few days, you would think these spammers would hang it up. I've been creating content since 2005 and I still get comment spam on my posts. Given that blogs and true blogging isn't as popular as it was in the 2000s, you would think the spammers would move on to greener pastures. For a couple of days, the spammers laid off my blog. Yet, I checked my dashboard and discovered some more Chinese spam. Chinese spam seems to be the most steady. Basically, someone in an Internet sweatshop has to go through the spambot block and then post their shit only to have me deleted from the blog a mere hours later. Strange... Stop it now. 

Every time I want to completely bash Twitter and the people that tweet the shit out, someone comes up with something so profound that I have to tip my fedora to them. Heads up to journos: we all care about your holiday travel experience please tweet from the airport about every single delay and also be sure to @ the airline hoping your blue checkmark gets you preferential treatment — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 23, 2019 While I probably wouldn't agree with them politically, yeah I agree with them. Current journos seem to be out of touch with their blue checkmarks. Not since grade school have checkmarks been important. BTW, I was reading some of Spoony's depression tweets and someone called him a loser.  So, I clicked on her name and saw the tweet above in her feed, so I clicked on that and posted it here.  Six degrees and shit... Does a blue checkmark also mean you have blue hair?  

Anyone that has a screen name Meatrocket8 has to be bad business. Plus, I love that there are at least seven other meat rockets out there .  If you see the other seven meat rockets, avoid them.   Jay is in my top ten TCAP predators because of how goofy and stupid he acts.  Like some of the others, people still make fun of him today.  I believe he knows he did something wrong, but can't bring himself to say it because he is such a weasel.   He's one of these sad guys that think he's better than everyone else. He is in a position of power, if limited, and makes sure you know it. Anyway, this arrogant prick got caught in the Ohio sting right alongside Jeff Stacy. He even has a similar squeaky voice as Stacy.  May Mr. Rocket and Mr. "It's a Question" met in jail?   From his police interview, the detectives hated Jay. One of them wanted to sock him in his pudgy/pale mouth. Mr. Meatrocket 8 was on the RSO list for ten yea...

Bloodhound Gang: FoxTrot Uniform For no reason at all, I was digging through popular groups in the 90s and came across the Bloodhound Gang. While I think their other hit is a better song, this one is catchy. However, what makes this better are the hot-oiled up models in the video. I noticed this video parodied/homage to the sexy music video by Benny Benassi – Satisfaction. Someone came up with the brilliant idea to have half-dressed women hold power tools. Side note: Never piss off a woman holding a power tool. Not sure, but I think this dirty version has more “bounce” to the “workers” in the video than the other one. The other version zooms in on the girls. Yes, I studied both versions over and over again...for research. So, yeah 20% more bounce. Those clever editors. For comparison  here's the “cleaner” version . Check out the dirty version below. For even more research purposes, here is the original version of Benny's song.  Less-oily/dirt models....

Bill Cosby v. Eddie Murphy    It seems after thirty years later the whole Cosby/Murphy thing rears its head.  When Eddie was blowing up back in the 80s, Bill was very critical of Eddie’s R-rated standup.  Eddie bashed and shamed Bill in his Raw skit.  For the next couple of decades, the feud   would pop off here there.  Now, Eddie has really bashed Cosby   Cosby was so pissed off by the SNL skit that he crawled out of his dungeon   to make a statement online.  Really, Bill?  Why not shut up and take the hit given you raped a bunch of people.  The reps threw out a “Stepin   Fetchit ” and throwing out a sellout comment.  Sorry, Bill, you can’t take the route after all the shit you’ve pulled.  In the comedian world, you’re allowed to take jabs at people. You can't take the moral high ground with your old ass sitting in prison for rape. Sorry, Bill, you lose. Oh and F' you, Bill.

Due to  multiple  cuts of the film, Matt Smith was deleted  completely  from the final cut.  Smith appeared to have a major role in the film, but Disney quietly tucked him away after the reshoots.  This is probably the reason it took so long for them to even bring a teaser trailer out.  Rumors have it that Smith was supposed to be a major  villain , but Disney replaced him with  Palpatine .  I also heard rumors that Smith was supposed to play a younger version of  Paps .     There were reports of Smith being cast  in the movie from all the way back in August of 2018.  They probably should have stuck with the Lucas cut. How does it feel to work on a set of a movie for months only to have your role completely cut from the movie?     We may never see the other two  versions  of the movie.   

The shitty streamer vs. Wendy's I witnessed this train wreck and hated these silly streamers right off the bat. It has become apparent that these real-life streamers have given actual streamers a bad name. And, the entitlement is terrible. I noticed the put down the manger and the employee as being lower than themselves despite the fact they have a money counter for their rent. A lot of these streamers don't know what a hard day of work really is because they beg for tips for a living. When the e-fame drys up, they refuse to get a real 9-5 job like Spoony or DSP. Internet fame is very fleeting. While I am not into cancel culture, but the good news is that their Twitch was taken down . Their Twitter account has bee n Thanos-ed as well. To be fair, the Wendy's employee shouldn't have thrown that shit at him. This is a one-way ticket to fired-Ville. Ensign Content's YT channel is still up though. Check out the comments in his latest video.

38-Year-Old-Consoomer   It is odd, but this whole consumer fanboy-ism started with my parents' generation.  You had people that only bought Ford or Chevy cars and trucks.  It  sort  of grew in intensity with my generation.  You’re loyal to IBM or Apple.  Android or Apple.  I do like that the meme grew out of everyone’s favorite movie blowhard Movie Bob.  There seems to be a difference between a 38-year-old  consoomer  and a  20-year-old  one.  I think it is  sadder  for the single, childless 38 one.    Look I am a 40 something childless-unmarried loser myself.  I am not throwing shade on poor Movie Bob.  Okay, I am because I never dressed up as Mario.   I have to wonder if Movie Bob looks up from his constant tweeting to be fully aware that he is the birth of a rather funny meme.  I honestly think he is too full of Trump hate to know. ...