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Ari Shaffir vs. Damienne Merlina Well, I am really torn about this story. Basically, Ari did a stand up gig on Comedy Central and mentioned Marlina by name and proceeded to attack her really badly on the special. This video was her response. I actually feel for her and you can tell it really hurt her. However, we're trending on dangerous water when we're talking about banning the special because someone's feelings were hurt. Comedy should be all sort of things from rude/crude/silly to light humor. Everyone gets attacked in comedy. I don't like Andrew Dice Clay, but I am not going to call for his banning. But, Ari went a bit too far with the bit, because he mentioned her by name and seemed to make it personal. He should have just made it a generic person just to get the point across. It just seems a bit vindictive to me. While I hate that we throw the word “bullying” around too much, she does have a point in this case. He did use her full name...

Going Clear HBO Special -L Ron Hubbard is painted is a very bad light, probably worst he's been in since the movie The Master. They actually dug up a few things I wasn't aware of in his early life in the military. He was released from duty in 1945. He dropped depth charges on phantom enemy subs. He then fired weapons on a Mexican island, thus pissing off the country . - Dianetics gets a good amount of time in the special. The book is the basis of Scientology, but some people say it contradicts Scientology too. -Mark Bunker: I was hoping they would give a shout-out to Mark Bunker. They sort of did with the YouTube video interview with Jason Beghe . I still love that YT video. Jason Beghe rips into them in the HBO special too. - Paul Haggis has get a lot credit for pulling away from the Space Church and ripping into them too. Haggis also notes the anti-gay issues the church has, which is one of the reasons he left the church. Haggis also ...

A Millions Ways to Die in the West   After Ted, I really wanted to like this western comedy. After reading and watching the reviews coming in, I knew there something really wrong with this movie. It became clear that the comedy is dull and underwhelming. After witnessing the movie firsthand, I agree with most of the criticisms aimed toward it. Seth MacFarlane is a rancher/sheep herder that is major coward. He also hates being in the wild west and in a town where people die in random fashions. He loses his girlfriend and meets up with an outsider in the form of Charlize Theron . Theron teaches him how to be a hero...kind of. It's time for another western comedy in the likes of Blazing Saddles, but this is not that movie. To be fair there are a few good jokes and cameos that energize this dull movie. There are two cameos that put a smile on my face and they both are references to better western movies. (Stay after the first set of end credits) Th...

Pew Die Pie On YouTube, I keep getting suggestions to subscribe to his channel.  I guess it is because I have a lot of Let’s Play videos to watch and tons of VG music videos.  I laugh every time he gets suggested because I can’t stand him.  I find him very annoying and not funny.  He’s just not my cup of tea.  I might be too old for his shit.  It’s like the brony thing; it’s not for me.  I love random strange humor, but his stuff doesn’t connect with me.   I'm too old for this shit?  

Random Things ~I am a bum with no job?: My uncle asked me the most strange question. He asked me how long I've worked at my current job. He asked me because his close friend Shannon was convinced that I didn't have a job and never really worked. Uh, I've worked at one company for 18+ years and worked at another place for five years. I've been working since I was legal age to work. My uncle told me she views men in a bad light and is convinced all men are bad or bums. I'm not angry, but amused that she thinks I don't work considering I generally hate every minute I'm at my job. Supposedly, she had some really bad times with grown men and view them all as being evil or lazy. Hey, I am lazy but I still have a job.    ~ That Indiana anti-gay law: Man, this pisses me off to no end. This religious freedom law is a major setback to gay rights everywhere. I just find it disburbing that a bussiness can now turn away people based on if they...

MØ - Walk This Way At the gym I go to, they play this music video all the time. I started to listen to it and I started to dig the song. As I listened to it on spotify, I noted the musical references to pop songs from the 80s. While MØ says her influences are the 90s, I think most of her music sounds more 80s than 90s. Anyway, I like pipes on this Danish singer. She has some talent and the song is catchy. Check out the rest of her music on YouTube.    For me, I find her attractive. I know some don't, but I have a rather wide range of taste in women.    -Watch the red-headed girl on the left when they line up to dance. She really gets into the dance more so than any of the other girls. I always laugh at this. I am wondering if the director did this on purpose. Camera seems to focus on her at the end of the video. -MO's hairstyle is very strange in certain shots. How did they do that? -MO's goofy dance moves are kind of funny. ...

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Trailer I loved the last two movies in the series, partly because JJ was producing them. He's producing this one too. They felt like ensemble movies the way they should because it supposed to be a team of IMF people working together.   A secret organization infiltrates the US government that sounds real (cough cough Operation Snow Whit e) Anyway, the trailer looks impressive indeed. It seems IMF has been disbanded by the US government. And, the Rogue Nation are the main bad guys that are just like IMF. -I love the remix of the Fugees song “Ready or Not”. It actually works for the MI concept. -MI theme (New?): I am almost certain we are hearing the new version of the Mission Impossible theme. Joe Kraemer is writing the music and I am certain we're hearing his version of theme. - Alec Baldwin a bad guy or just a confused guy that hated IMF? We'll see. - Ving Rhames has been in every movie. ...

Memories of Green Cover I came across this amazing piano cover of Chrono Trigger's Memories of Green. It is one of my favorite tracks from the game and this soft remake is very good and deserves more views.

Another guest blog with the subject matter of Terry Gilliam .Gilliam is one of those directors that has made some strange movies that I still remember fondly today. Time Bandits is one of those under the radar movies that still freaks me out today, especially that creepy ending. Gilliam is able to hand dark and comedic material within the same movie. He is certainly an unique voice. By the way, Gilliam was born in 1940. Wow.  Anyway read below the guest blogger's post about Gilliam. Travel Through Time with Terry Gilliam Terry Gilliam is one of the few American directors who most completely deserves the title of "auteur." Ever since his early days as the sole colonial member of the legendary Monty Python troupe, Gilliam has brought his unique and uncompromising vision to the screen in a variety of ways. Gilliam first came to international attention with his quirky cut-out animations for Monty Python. From there he directed his first film, the u...

No Blacks in a Restaurant. Fortune Cookie says, "Get out." There was a Chinese restaurant that had a “No Blacks” policy...Kenya . Huh? Keep in mind that the entire country only has 1% non-African population. By restricting your customer base, you're really screwing up your business. The only way “blacks” were allowed into the restaurant was to be accompanied by Chinese, European or Indian folks . You heard that right...in Kenya. The place was shutdown and the owner arrested . From PRI.org, (( The paper quoted restaurant manager Esther Zhao, saying that the “no Africans” policy was based on security concerns. “We don’t admit Africans that we don’t know because you never know who is Al-Shabaab and who isn’t,” she said in reference to the militant group that’s been active in Kenya and neighboring Somalia. )) Now, the Chinese owners are saying it is because of the extremists and they are not sure who is a member. I don't buy that. ...

F' My Little Pony, these ponies are heroes. I would probably poop my pants if I saw a boar charging toward me. I really hate these things because they always seem angry/mean. Have you ever seen a happy boar? Anyway, I do believe the ponies did come to the rescue because horses/ponies are very close to humans/owners. They probably heard the woman's yelp and came over to chase the boar away. I can just hear the ponies saying, “Get the f' out of here, pig.” However, some are saying the ponies were probably playing with the boar. I'm sure the boar didn't feel the same way and probably shit his pants...if it had some . Side Note: I've been doing some research on boars. I've read you should keep your dogs away from them.   

This controversy has rippled through comic book fans through the Internet. I personally don't think this is the Gamergate of comic books because it is just a variant cover. Let's get into it. The reason why this cover is so important is because it calls back to an important story in the Batman history, The Killing Joke. In that twisted story, the Joker gets loose and shoots Barbra Gordon in the spine and kidnaps Commissioner Gordon. He tortures Gordon and Gordon can longer walk. People attack that story for attacking women, esp Barbra. However, the Barbra thing is a tool to show that Batman still won't kill the Joker even though he's gone too far. Bad things should happen to our heroes/characters as long as it is appropriate for the context of the story and makes logical sense. Showing our heroes rise from their issues, such as Batgirl (in the original continuity) becoming a super hacker despite her disability made her an amazing character to look u...

The Purge: Anarchy  Purge 2 is what passes for a profound-smart movie, but doesn't quite make it in that department. It doesn't even come close. When a movie tries so hard and messes up its own message, plot and concept, it just makes it worst. It does get points for digging deeper into the world of the first movie tried to creature. It works when it uses that concept. However, the movie completely loses interest in its own concept and switches gears at least three times to something completely different. So, there are two gaping problems in the movie that make the movie look amateurish. The story comprises different groups left out during Purge night when everyone is allowed to cause acts of violence against anyone else. It's a green card for killing each year. All the “good guy” groups get together and fight through way through Purge night, or at least that what the original concept was before the movie changes its mind. Let's talk about th...

Monica Lewinsky TED Talk She comes across rather smart and charming. I was never a huge fan of her because she represented the problem of taking focus away from other news stories. I hated that the far right used her as a political tool and she sort of kept quiet. I can only imagine my full name becoming a verb. Monica starts to break down halfway through the speech. And, you can tell its real. She actually believes in what she is saying. I can see her point, but she seems to take a turn too much to cyborg-bullying. She sort of went into hiding in England if I remember correctly. I really don't have a problem with her now. But, you can't mix slut-shaming with a guy that was secretly recorded having without his permission. One is a woman taking a nude selfie or web video for public consumption and the is a being embarrassed beyond comprehension. Can you really stop this type of click-baiting given how powerful sites like Gawker Media is now and others...

Brain Tyler's Iron Man 3 theme One of the weaker aspects of the Marvel movies are that theit hero themes aren't as strong as the DC movies themes. That's always been a problem for these movies. It seems odd because there are some good composers in that stable of movies. However, Brian Tyler has a very strong theme for Iron Man 3. It uses metal clanking on metal to give it that industrial sound and the theme is very powerful. I also like the end titles version of the theme (Can You Dig It) It is clearly in the same style as the 60s themes. And, I love how its edited with the 80's style end titles in the movie. Very cool. Now, Brian Tyler will be doing the music for Avengers 2. Here's the kicker, Danny Elfman also added some music to the film too. He added Alan Silvestri’s theme into a theme he mixed for the movie . Silverstri wrote the music for the first Avengers movie. I guess they wanted to carry over that theme.

Skate Man/Jim Sterling Saga: It keeps getting better and better... At this point, I am sure this IS the Tommy Wiseau of gaming. Jim's fans uncovered the wonderful website from Digpex Games . I couldn't find anything on it. But like a bad case of warts, the site turned up and it is...retro(?). The games look like pre-PS1 3D games. I would post some pictures, but I don't want Digpex to come after me claiming I am a bully.  Make sure and go there and marvel at the games coming up.  While I am not a fan of Kotaku, they did get a good scoop on the developer behind the false takedown strike. They actually got a reply . From Kotaku via the dev's reply, (( "I know he got the law on his side and little followers," said the developer. "some of the greenlight developers too have contact me that saying that does how he do use the law and He will get the the video back running. but that does not mean He will continue to enjoy the HARD WORK of the...

Update on that Sterling thing...saw the video. Well, I just witnessed Stake Man Intense Rescue, the one that Jim Sterling got a copyright strike for. You can check out the video mirror here . It might be one of the funnest thing I've seen in a long time. This game might very well be VG version of The Room. Shirtless guys with wings. Dogs on skateboards All of the voice acting is done through a computer voice speech. 5-10 frames per second.... WTF? I needed a good laugh and this video did it.

Jim Sterling receives a false DMCA (Skate Man) Yeah, this is total bullshit. This pisses me off when a copyright holder decides they don't like what you have to say. Sterling is a reviewer so he has every right to rant or rave about any product that gets put out there for public consumption. If a VG review site wrote a re review for a game, the dev/publisher doesn't have a right take down that review. Yet, we keep hearing about VG devs hand out copyright strikes to people that rag on their games. If you want to really piss off most gamers, this is the way to do. Digpex Games, you are in a world of shit. And, I hope no one buys your game Skate Man. I might not agree with everything that Sterling has to say, but this is completely wrong and an abuse of copyright claims. They're shielding criticism under the guise of copyright. The fact the dev is threatening him with court appearances I want to see this company fail completely now. Jim Sterling, ...

Bad Words Okay, I like being rude and stand off-ish, and this movie's main “hero” is that kind of person. Jason Bateman that hero for me. Yes, his character is doing what he doing for personal reasons and ruining it for other kids, but I like that about his character. Bad Words isn't the best (bad person) comedy in this “bad” genre. It isn't a bad movie either. It gets a little lost in the third act as it starts to lose focus a bit. However, I love that we have a movie based on an anti-hero. Guy Trilby (Bateman) is a slacker that decides to go across the US and enter into children spelling bees and win the prizes. He has a real reason for doing this, but it isn't revealed in the first act. It is only hinted at throughout the first two acts. While the voice-over is a little cliched, it does have a meaning in the third act. It has a funny moment at the end. I feel these independent films rely on VO narration a bit too much, but it actually ha...