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Janet Hubert goes after Will Smith and his wife After watching Tommy talk about her, I re-watched the Hubert video. Look, I've carried on a bitter feud on companies and people for years and I can see this in this bitter response. She's partly right about Will Smith and Jada, but this response is coming from near l y 30 years of feeling wronged by Will Smith. Trust me, this type of behavior destroys you and I am working on my bitterness.   Since I generally can't trust the Smith family due to their strange tries to certain cults including Scientology, I always view anything they have to say with a grain of salt. Janet is right that the Oscars are not that important to the overall movement, yet Smith is taking up this cause. However, Janet is coming from pure bitterness.  Side Note:  Did you know Janet played  Aunt Denise in GTA5?   I didn't know that. 

This is my favorite Chris Chan photo. I am sure the smell coming off of him is a cross between burnt corn chips and underarms. This summed up Chris' love life pretty well. Look, even I got these looks from women at a younger age, but I tended to notice it and NOT take pictures with them. You don't take photos with a person that is repulsed with you. This young lady was his friend and she looked at him like this. It should also be noted that he embarrassed her by drawing a sex comic book scene with her (not really, but he said it was her ). She rightfully disowned him and stopped to talking to him, because that's how Chris treats his real friends too.

Test theme song As I stated before, I've been listening to a WWF/WWE podcast on the Attitude Era and they mentioned the kickass theme song for the wrestler Test. I always liked his theme song back in the day, and I would bopped in my head. The song still holds up today. I read in the comments that Test passed away. From what I can gather, he had some serious drug problems, which lead to his death. There are a lot of Attitude Era guys dead today. Anyway... This is why I love the WWF Attitude, all the cool theme/intro songs. Part of your thing was having the kickass intro music. 

Deadpool in love Wow, I actually had to rewind the part where she says, “Will you stick it in my...” Did you catch that? Wow, Fox, you let that slip in, (pun intended). And, she's right. Where was he hiding that ring? And, Deadpool, you jumped the gun and you should have let her finish her question.

Homeless Man-Junk Warning, this link is not safe for work or humanity as a whole. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c2e_1452980835 This is why you don't get into it with homeless people. You might get dirty-man-junk in your face, and that's not fun for anyone. -What started confrontation?: There are times when homeless people will enter places and start shit with people for no good reason at all. Was this one of those times. -How does showing your wiener help your cause? Protection? -So, the homeless man shows off his beanbag and frank, you follow him off the subway. That's usually a sign NOT to follow him, because you're probably going to get more junk-in-the-front. Did you want to see more?  When someone shows their undercarriage, that's usually the time to end the argument.

Random Stuff ~ Zack Galifianakis didn't like doing the Hangover sequels: I always get a kick out Zack speaking the truth. He's been in some shit movies. I wasn't the biggest fan of either two Hangover sequels and he clearly did them for the money. He regrets doing to them and I love the honesty. I need to listen that podcast. ~ Mizzou Professor Click is charged with a Class C assault : Look, I don't agree with her touchy feelily movement or her strong-arm tactics, but charging her with assault is a bit much. It is a bit of an overreaction on the law's part. And, trust me she is annoying and pushy, but that doesn't break the law. If this is assault, it is the softest assault ever. Just drop this shit already nothing happened and no one was hurt. Come on, dude, stop acting butthurt. ~Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Chris Stuckmann recalls/reviews this videogame movie. I was bored with the first movie and probably wouldn't see it today. H...

This is a nightmare. While I've never seen anyone this violent, I do see some crazy things at night being a rideshare guy. You will see people try to get into rideshare cars just like this woman that aren't even her requested car. That what this woman tried to do here. I had a super-high woman jump into my car as I was trying to drop someone off as if I were a taxi. She hoped in nearly running over the other rider and thought I worked as a taxi. I had to tell her to get out in a kindly manner. I just had another woman so messed up that I had to try to wake her up five times when we got to her place. Yes, this woman got into this man's car and started to destroy it from the inside. He was really professional about it. Though, the shove back was a bit much and could have turned out really bad for him. If she would have broken anything when she fell, he would have gone to jail instead. BTW, it is illegal to hope into a rideshire car without the proper p...

Random Thoughts ~ Glenn Beck endorses Trump : I certainly hope this gives Cruz the bump he needs, because I can't stand Trump. I am not a fan of Cruz, but I'd really hate to see an racist=raving fool in the WH. Also, Trump got an endorsement from everyone's clown Sarah Palin. I can't see myself voting for Cruz, but it is time for the GOP to end this clown show with Trump and focus on their issues. Keep in mind I hate Sanders and Clinton too, but I would be forced to side with Clinton because Sanders is too far left. Plus, she is a stronger person and would fight bullies like ISIS and others while still making peace with Cuba and Iran. ~ Clint Eastwood: Okay, I partly agree with him and I hated American Sniper BTW, Most people don't win Oscars, but some of the protesters on the black side are correct. While I don't think there should be a protest, the issue does need to be discussed. There is a snubbing against minority actors, but not on the...

That AT&T girl is HOT I usually hate commercials, but damn I am in love with that AT&T woman in those store ads. She's like the hotter version of Flo from Progressive. I mean is really pretty. So, I looked up AT&T lady in ads and her name popped up. Milana Vayntrub is her name and she is a comedian just like the woman that plays Flo. I really liked those Christmas ATT ads with those old school characters. She's even hot as a clay model. Damn, girl. (Whatas mesa sayin) While I am a T-Mobile dude, I'm willing to switch if she'd take me out to dinner (Yes, I am progressive because I believe women should also pay for dinner too. Plus, I am broke.)

Amy Schumer, please say it isn't so This might get taken down, but take check it out. Three female comedians came out and accused Amy of stealing jokes. I really like (Now, the sex jokes are pretty generic and I've heard all of those before and most comedians do them.) Schumer really is using modified jokes from a generic form, but some are saying she is completely ripping off jokes. I'm still torn about this.  From Newser.com , ((But, the same day , she also went on Jenny McCarthy's Sirius show and said that "underground, this has been being said for a while," that many other comedians have thanked her for bringing it into the spotlight, and that she wants Schumer (who shou )) I was also a bit upset over the Amy attacking a teen reviewer over a silly sexual joke that she is KNOWN for these type of jokes. That's why I like Amy because she is offensive and politically incorrect and proud of it. Why would she take offense? Si...

Best funny deaths by Cracked Cracked won't let you embed the video so click on the link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpoZd6LUkZ4 Steven Seagal in Executive Decision: Yes, his death scene is pretty funny and I was shocked that he died. I wanted a Kurt Russell movie with Steve Seagal, but I ended up just getting 20 minutes of Seagal mugging and then getting flipped out of a plane. I kind of laugh at that scene, but it is a horrible death. The Rock=Rocket Man: This is one of the worst pun inducing scenes in the entire movie, and it feels like Cage made this shit up himself. He then uses the rocket on Tony Todd to kill him. Don't kill Commander Kurn. Oh, and the Rocket didn't instantly kill Todd's character, and it wasn't the fall. It was the “random” spike that did him in instead. Damn. Ratts Tyerell in Star Wars EP2: Yes, this is very dark even the kid friendly nature of Ep1. This racer has his entire famliy watching the po...

Accidental Love (AKA Nailed) This movie has a lot of negative history. Back in 2008, David O Russell pushed for a healthcare “comedy” and started making a movie called Nailed that was based on a book(Al Gore's daughter Kristin Gore ). The backers of the movie sort of stopped paying for the movie and not paying people fir their work. over the years this movie was being filmed, a bunch of stoppages on the way. In 2010, after many halts in production, David walked away from the project with only a few days to finish. Yet, the movie was still incomplete. Plus, you had an actor quit the movie during filming over a story element ( James Caan ). This movie looked doomed from the start. And, the movie was shelved. However ,someone decided to dust this mess off in 2014 and super-glued the parts together. Russell didn't return for this cobbled together cut and removed his name from the movie. The fake name Stephen Greene was used for the renamed movie Accidental L...

Come on George we know why you really said those things. Your ego can't take the fact people liked Force Awakens more than your beloved prequels. There is a huge amount of jealousy. At first he gave muted responses, but then he started talking about how the fans will love the movie, but it was not the movie he'd make. He started making these little comments that really made it seem like sour grapes.  "Back in my day, hey, get off my franchise!."   From Indie Wire, (("They wanted to do a retro movie. I don't like that. Every movie I work very hard to make them completely different, with different planets, with different spaceships, make it new," he said. )) Yep, we saw your new movies and they were the prequels. Okay, Revenge of the Sith was pretty good. They didn't connect with the fans. This is where I disagree with Lucas. EP7 really isn't a retro movie as it is more of a movie with modern storytelling elements mixed i...

Snoke Theme and the Opera House theme   Wow, I am really shocked there is a connection between Ep 3 and The Force Awakens. I've heard a lot of theroies about the origines of Snoke, the main bad guy leader. However, a lot of people think he's Darth Plaqueis in hiding. The score is very similar to the Snoke theme in Force Awakens.  Here's the track comparison.  It is very uncanny how similar they are.   Keep in mind that SW does this all the time. Ankin's theme has Vader's theme hidden in it.   And, Palpatine strongly implies that he betrayed Plagueis himself. Palpatine probably thought he killed Plagueis and then moved on to build his Empire. Plagueis brought himself back to life and went into hiding. When the Empire fell, Plagueis changed his name and rebuilt the Empire into the more militant First Order. Plus, it looks like Snoke has been disfigured by a weapon of sort. I kind of hope they go in that direction. ...

Mad Max is marketed as the hero of the movie, but he really isn't the main guy. He is literally just along for the ride. This story is post Thunder Dome (I believe) and he really isn't in the mood to save people. Tom Hardy doesn't really speak much in the movie and I like that about him. The silent hero is a bit of throwback to those 70s action movies where the main guy isn't too keen to get involved. But, he turns out become a hero. Hardy fills in the role that Gibson used to play nicely. Again, the role doesn't require him to speak that much, but Gibson was the same way. I can't choose who was better in the role of Mad Max, but I can say Hardy is good. I like Hardy better as a person though. Charlize Theron is the main hero in the movie and the one that has a character arc. Theron is simply great as the woman that decides to become a hero after working for these cult members for so long. She has had enough and embarks on this stra...

Alan Rickman RIP    From CNN, ((Alan Rickman, the British actor with the unforgettable voice who played the brooding Professor Severus Snape in the "Harry Potter" films as well as "Die Hard" villain Hans Gruber, died Thursday after a short battle with cancer, according to his representatives at Independent Talent Group. )) Damn, these things really do happen in three. It also comes as a total shock that he had cancer. He was the character actor with a of class and one of the best bad guys in one of my favorite 80s movies. He brought class to Dogma and really seem to handle humor very well. Plus, he brought his A-game to it. Rickman also kicked total ass in one of my favorites Die Hard. His interactions with Bruce Willis is the reason to rewatch Die Hard again. I love his last shot of him dropping down to his, death and it is priceless. Most people will remember him as Snape in the Harry Potter series. They clearly cast him to have people...

Mad Max: Fury Road What the f' did I just watch? For the most part, you're watching a massive car chase for an entire movie. Plus, I really enjoyed the movie a lot. Just sit back and marvel at the zany nature of the movie. And, you'll be shocked the directions they go with the material. It is one big, bloody, fast-moving chase movie. I had a huge smile on my face when I watched this movie for about 80% of the time. George Miller is the king of Mad Max and he's been doing these movies since the first one. While it is set in the same universe and timeline as the other ones, it feels like this one is on crank or something. It is Mad Max with a Fast and Furious flavor to it. Miller is at the top of his game with his directing and editing. And, I love the use of take frames out of certain scenes to give it a strange look, plus speeding up things here and there. The movie is comprised of two super long chase scenes with a second act b...

David Bowie RIP From CNN.com, (( Bowie died Sunday after an 18-month battle with cancer, his publicist Steve Martin told CNN. "David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer," said a statement posted on his official social media accounts. "While many of you will share in this loss, we ask that you respect the family's privacy during their time of grief." )) I had now idea he had passed or he was sick until I checked my wiki app on my phone. He was on the front page. He was only 69 years old. While I knew about his early work, but I remember his later work as being interesting to me. For pop cultural sake, I have to bring up Labyrinth because you can't mention Bowie without this movie. It is such a strange choice for a villain, but it works in a silly manner. And, yes his pants and bulge should receive a credit in the movie. I also remembered that he was married to the stunning wom...

Justin Bieber mistreats some ruins He's on my naughty list this year. He's starting this year off being another douche bag. From NDTV.com, (( "He and his mates pulled his pants down and insulted our staff at the site," he added. Visitors are warned not to climb on some of the ruins, which were built in the 13th century, because they could be unstable. Security officials asked them to stand down but Justin reportedly yelled at them. Police officials were called but Justin left before they could intervene. )) Basically, the area he defaced was the Tulum site which was where the Mayans ruled over for a long time. This means the area is more important than anything Justin has created. And, Justin and his goons climbed on some ruins and behaved like asshole at an old/historical Mexican site. Bieber is like a second rate DC Comics super villain. Justin is the worst. He thinks everything is his own playground and he can get away with this behavior. I'd...

If Sega was honest with us back in 1999... Yes, I had a Dreamcast back in the day and I loved it. However, I kept waiting for Sega to release some good RPGs on it, and they never did. And, it seems Sega of Japan never fully backed the system,whereas Sega of America abandoned the Saturn. The Dreamcast was always domed and when Sony and Microsoft announced their consoles. That's the truth of the matter sadly. And, Microsoft sort of worked with Sega to get their console up and running and used a version of Windows as their OS. Then, MS went on to make their console and lift the rug from right under them. I'd love to see that memo that went around when they fully planned on dumping the Dreamcast and go software. And, anyone else remember that Bernie Stolar was fired right before the release of the DC?  History sort of repeated itself with the Xbox One.   Check out some reading on Bernie's firing.   Now, Bernie says that "Golf Incident" had not...

Lance Armstrong interview with Joe Rogan : Man, I still think Armstrong is a prick, but I give him credit for showing up on a podcast and revealing things. I still have a huge problem with Armstrong going after everyone that claimed he was juicing with lawsuits. He sued anyone that attacked him and that makes it worst, because he went after them like they were enemies of Scientology. In the interview, he mentions that famous Nike commercial where he claims he did it on his own. He regrets making the ad and I find that amusing. BTW, he doesn't ride bikes anymore. He runs a lot. “That was ill-advised.”  Really?  His deal with the post office is one of the lawsuits still pending, because it was a government company, so it is a big deal.  

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Part 3 of 3) Star Wars was always a big thing to me growing up. I still have fond memories watching Episode IV way back in the day on VHS. And, I remember seeing Return of the Jedi in the theater. So, seeing this movie being released was a big deal. Plus, this would be the first movie to not have the influence from George Lucas. Lucas made the prequels for himself, whereas this feels like a Star Wars movie for the fans, and not just neck-bearded ones either. But, you're going to get more out of it than a causal fan. Given the 30 plus years have passed, things in this universe have changed. First off, the First Order is clearly a stand in for Nazis, but there are hints of ISIS with the way they recruit their personnel. They kidnap kids and brainwash them. There is one scene that is clearly a callback to the Nazi speeches with the army standing around listening to a speaker. This actor in the scene invokes Hitler in his mannerism. It is a...