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  While I really enjoyed the Kelvin Star Trek movies, I can see why the interest in the movies was waning.  Each movie lost a bit of the BO, and the last movie was a bit of a bomb.  This probably had to do with the fact ST: Beyond was a bit too TOS episode-like.  It does seem strange that Paramount announced a new Star Trek 4.  It seems so odd to announce another sequel some seven years later.  I like most of the Trek movies, but the franchise was always stronger on the small screen.  The writing and character development work better on the TV screen.   Since Paramount and CBS are back together, why not take the Kelvin Universe to TV with a miniseries?  Take that budget and cast and make it a six-part series.  Star Trek is always stronger on the small screen, Paramount. You can still make your money from merchandise. Unless Paramount pulls out all the stops and makes it a universe-bending movie, I don’t think they’ll get the ...

Jeff Sokol is one of those preds that fascinates me to no end.  He is arrogant and dumb at the same time.  Every new fact I learn about him makes my day.  I love learning all about him from time to time.  Sokol is my “starter kit” for introducing people to Chris Hansen and TCAP.   Here is another new fact about our pizza-loving clown.   Some people have mentioned that perhaps Sokol was a bit of a troublemaker in prison.  Someone on Reddit discovered that Sokol got in a bit of trouble for not listening to a guard’s orders and received a 15 -day ban on rec-time.  He probably sat in his cell dreaming about pizza.   The other thing I wanted to bring up is that Jeff, allegedly, has been reading his wiki page and defending himself in the comments under the name Jerjerrod77.  He went as far as vandalizing the Sokol wiki page .  This stupid action got him banned.   Could it be a troll?  Well, the name, as ment...

  When you ask for a coke, you get something flesh-colored instead.  Lady, asking for that is a lot more different from a tasty beverage.  It might be tasty to you if you’re into that sort of thing.  Does this lady know she is Internet famous and a meme?  Just say cola or drink, because the other word is something completely different.

  "i am jack off" as stated by the scholar Micheal Seilbert. His rat-like appearance and blank expressions make Micheal Seilbert a memorable predator on the show.  However, hearing Baked Salmon read this rat-man’s chatlog.  It is truly disturbing to hear him force the decoy to talk about her underwear and anal sex.  His simple and stupid chats are strange and dangerous.   Keep in mind that Seilbert was the fool that showed up in two different stings, on two different episodes of TCAP.  All he could say was “Ewps”.  I truly believe that Seilbert would have forced himself onto a real girl, given his chatlog.  Luckily, he would spend 3 ½ years in prison.  After being released, he lives under the watchful eyes of his parents.  Skip Tracer says that he has been in and out of the hospital.  Can someone throw this rat a piece of cheese or something? 

  I try my best not to talk about Zoe Quinn more than once a month, if that, but a YouTuber named Spooky Weebtrash has done an amazing overview on the controversial Zoe Quinn.  I explained Quinn to a coworker that had never heard of her.  Despite all the bridges she’s burned, and she burned a lot, she still has powerful friends and white knights.  With all the questionable things she’s done, the journos will not talk about her.   I still find it interesting that Lindsey Ellis got booted from the Internet and no one will speak up or white knight for her, but all hands on deck for Zoe Quinn. While the Zoe Quinn brand has been diminished, she still has power.   Anyway, make sure to check out Spooky Weebtrash’s video.   Side Note:  The Chuck Tingle videogame still hasn’t been updated since August 2018.   For shits and giggles, here are a few comments left by backers of her abandoned Kickstarter .  (( William Goswick 22 days ...

I had no idea that this strange theme restaurant, but not really, existed.  The notion of a restaurant revolving around Garfield seems limited.  I used to really love Garfield, but even I can’t see this idea being a long-term thing.  After watching this video, it almost seems like a strange fake meme, but it is completely real.  It appears the restaurant finally died just a few months ago, back at the end of 2021 .   After discovering this, my eyes have been opened.  (Shaka when the walls fell…) Nathen Mazri, the founder of this insane IP, is something to behold.  He is like the Steven Seagal of bad ideas.  Holy shit, this guy is amazingly cringe-worthy.  Please, check out his farewell video to the company .  It is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen .  I honestly can’t tell if Mazri is trolling us all or truly believes his own bullshit.  That’s why I like him.   Check out his Twitter for more cringe momen...

  Sometimes, studios do stupid things for no good reason.  I was listening to a podcast that was reviewing Space Jam 2, and they mentioned that the studio recorded and then replaced a professional VO actress for a non-VO actress.     From IMDB, (( Kath Soucie had been set to reprise her role as Lola Bunny, and had all of her dialogue recorded. But for unknown reasons, she was replaced by Zendaya during late post-production.))   What was the point of bringing in a new actress for the part?  WB actually had the original actress from the first movie, played her from then on to record the movie…fully, and then replaced her with Zendaya . Kath Soucie originated the new character of Lola Bunny in the first movie and played her since.     You can recast all you want.  Almost the entire Space Jam 2 cast consists of different VO actors.  However, why hire and pay Soucie and replace her, hiring another actress?  Basically, you pai...

  It almost seems like part of the bit, but it appears it wasn’t.  You can clearly see her hit her head hard on stage.  Prat-falls aren’t like that.  It almost seems God has a sense of humor.  BTW, the crowd thought it was a bit.  The doctors don’t know why she collapsed.  Anyway, she does have some injuries, a skull fracture, but she seems to be okay. 

You might remember the dude that dressed like a caveman and entered the building.  He was the son of a New York judge.  After being easily identified and doing interviews while in an act of a federal crime, he was arrested last year.  I didn’t really look into him after that.  Other than his meme name (Caveman), he also goes by Aaron Mostofsky.   A year later, Caveman Aaron has agreed to a plea deal with the federal government.  They are misdemeanor charges.  Given that his father is a judge, he probably told his caveman son that he didn’t have a chance of receiving a “not guilty”.  Basically, Caveman Aaron gave the feds a slam dunk.  After watching him being interviewed, I am guessing the court is going to take it easy on him.  He is on the Chris Chan level.   One more thing… Why was he dressed like a caveman?  Because he dug up an old GEICO meme/ ad about the cavemen .  From MSNBC , (( “the fraud in the 2020 P...

I could watch this clip every day.  This is probably David Arquette’s best and most entertaining performance in the WCW.  From what someone said, another person fell through the “gimmicked” stage and Arquette didn’t see it and fell right in, disappearing.  For me, I’d like to think Arquette missed the mark and went through the stage, but it does look like the hole was already there.  If you listen carefully, you can hear screams and laughter as he falls through.   I love that the commentators don't even mention David or the botch. I would like to thank Wrestling Bios for bringing this major botch to my attention. 

Let’s talk about boobs.  Mainly, Divatox’s boobs.  I am more into a female’s face and behind, but I can appreciate some boobs.  However, the DT guys are right about the focus on boobs for a kid’s movie is a bit strange.  Back in the day, I never noticed how much the camera lingers or leers at Divatox’s figure throughout the movie.  I mean, they really go in on her boobs.  Damn.   From the Wiki page, ((Divatox's revealing outfit is one of the reasons the film received a 'PG' rating instead of 'G', since the film was targeted at a child audience to begin with.) ) I am not complaining, but clearly, the producers knew what they were doing. Hey, I am not costume-shaming. I am sure that outfit breathes, and I wouldn't kick Divatox out of my bed.   Hilary Shepard is the woman behind the character of Divatox.  She is a bit of a genre actress because she was in both Star Trek DS9 and Power Rangers Turbo.  Most Trekkers will know her a...

Let me remind you that when a person is crossing the parking lot ot the road.  You need to yield for them, especially, a woman!  White or black!   Apparently, you needed a reminded (sic).     Have a nice day!   So, there you have it.    I read it and laughed.  Finally, I received my first angry Karen note.  I was in the wrong, but to be so focused on what I did, and the race factor, means I lived in her head rent-free.  I love that I can piss people off and think nothing of it until a Karen note.  Remember I was listening to a podcast about Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes and forgot about this Karen.     Here is the thing, Karen; I treat everyone the same despite their race, religion, or sexual orientation. I treat everyone like shit.  I am an asshole, and I am aware of it.  I don’t go around town trying to piss off white women because they’re white.  I don’t care about you on a basic level....