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What the heck? I know they’re making Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest which is part 2, but... They’re making Pirates of the Caribbean 3 ! It looks like they’re filming the movies back to back. This could be the Matrix movies all over again, 1 st one being great and the other two really sucking.

Kingdom Hearts II I don’t know if anyone ever played Kingdom Hearts, but the first game was really fun for a Disney/Square Enix game. It took characters from many classic Disney films and brought them together with Final Fantasy Characters. The cool thing was they actually got most of the voice actors from the Disney movies to reprise their roles. Besides, what’s better than seeing all the Disney Villains work together. Well, Kingdom Hearts 2 is coming out and I have good news. It looks like the Characters from Pirates of the Caribbean , and Mulan will be in the game this time. And YES, Johnny Depp , Geoffrey Rush and Orlando Bloom will be reprising their roles in the game! This is very cool. Guess who else may reprise his role? Eddie Murphy as Mushu from Mulan. (this one is a big IF) There are many more famous people listed to reprise their roles in the game, here is the list. http://imdb.com/title/tt0390163/ I just can’t wait to play this game.

Hey look! It’s Mulan with Donkey, uh I mean Mushu. I seem to always get those two Eddie Murphy sidekick characters mixed up. They’re basically the same character.

The old(Dead?) guy from Final Fantasy X

Isn’t this that guy who was a main Villain on Ducktales?

Hercules: “How can I go out there knowing that people think I’m Kevin Sorbo. Well, I’m not and I can never be him!”

As you can see, Captain Jack Sparrow, with that Bend it like beck-something, chick 

I guess I'll see this movie this weekend. I might acually like it. Could be very good. It just feels like ID4 part 2. Yet another Remake to watch this summer.

Kung Fool? http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2648319 Comment: A guy tries to do a back flip and falls completely on his face. Then, he tries to get up, and play it off, only to find himself off balance. Short but funny. Cute Drunk Girl http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2457846 Comment: A cute drunk girl keeps buzzing all the buzzers in the apartment complex to get her Ex-boyfriend outside. Not very funny, but I just love what happens when the boyfriend actually comes down. Puke while being Interviewed http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668074 Comment: Some dirty guy is being interviewed and then pukes on the set while being on live TV. The reaction from the Newswoman is classic. Snoop Fan gets a beatdown http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672261 Comment: extremely poor video coverage, and short. Some “jerk” gets on stage and gets a beatdown by at least 15 people including Snoop Dog. I hope it was part of the show, but I’m gue...

You’re the man! http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674680 Comment: Sounds like something I would do. Goofy dude at Best Buy acts like a fool in front of a display camera. Shatner Making an Azz of himself. Rocket Man! http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2654003 Comment: Years from now aliens will come to this planet and uncover remains of our culture, and they will discover this Shatner EGO trip. They will realize how primitive we really were. Then they will wipe out all the human-like people throughout the galaxy to make sure nobody will ever repeat the mistake that is Shatner singing. I could watch this crap for years to come. This is pretty bad. How to dance like a white guy http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667867 Comment: Want to dance off the beat? Watch this clip. I’m a Black guy, but I don’t dance, and will never dance. Jon Stewart on CNN’s Crossfire http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831 Comment: I love this l...

Here ya go Here Comment: I dont really need to follow this, everyone that reads this mostly know me...

Funny Flash making fun of Tom Cruise’s incident with a squirting-mic. http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/247664 Comment: love how he calls everyone around him a jerk. Fave lines "Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. "I'm here giving you an interview, answering your questions and you do something nasty. You're a jerk." Lum the Mad=Lum the Fat http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1800 Comment: I like this one. This Lum guy reminds me of Harry Knowles. This comes straight from the Flash maker (( This is a parody of one of the most annoying, and FAT, people I have had the displeasure to read. He is sort of a main player in massive multiplayer online RPGs.)) Here is the urban dictionary term. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lum+the+mad&r=f Lum the Mad was a commentator on Online gaming back in the day. Now, He works for one of the very companies he ranted on. Hey WB you need a poor writer for ...

I think I really want a PSP. I really need a hand held machine that I can play while waiting in lines or doing number 2. A friend of mine has one of these, and it’s so wonderful. It has a crystal clear screen (widescreen) and it’s so much better than the DS. I held it in my hands, and I realized I was in love with the PSP.

One day I was clicking through the sea of TV channels, but then I saw something strange catch my eye. Quickly, I turned back, and I saw it. Is it a plane, bird, or a Jackson, no it’s Bibleman. I was drawn to this poorly acted episode like a fly to crap. Somebody decided to make a Superhero that would fight the deadly sins. The quality is really bad, and the FX is near Doctor Who style. The Acting is beyond awful. Whenever he fights, he pulls out a light saber (it’s not called that, because I’m sure Lucas would sue. I would). Here is why he’s called Bibleman, he speaks random passages from the bible while he fights EVIL. Each sin is a villain in the show. He has a sidekick as well; I forget the loser’s name. The best part is when one of the deadly sins (bad guys) breaks out with a music video! He starts to dance and rap about his Sin. (I forgot which sin it was, aren’t they all alike.) Please try to watch one horrific episode of this trash if you can. ...

On his way to Walmart, Bibleman realizes that he forgot his shopping list back at the Bible-Cave.

This is his sidekick, Loser. (Okay, it’s not Loser, but I forgot his name. Robin anyone?)

Part one of the long Review of Star Wars Ep 3 CD. I figured it would be fun to review each track in the review style as I hear it. Enjoy. Track 1 Main Titles/Revenge of the Sith This one opens with the normal Star Wars Fanfare. After all these years, it still sounds great. I love this theme so much. However, on the CD, it doesn’t have the normal fade to the actual score. Usually, the main theme fades to the beginning music for the film. This score changes it with a quick jump into action music and we hear the Force theme in a military style. The snare drums in the first few minutes brings that military theme to mind Quickly, the score changes to huge base drums thumping through the music. This is when the actual music from the CD is used in the opening scene. You hear this music when the rockets are fired at our two Jedi heroes. You see this is part of the problem of the CD; some of the score heard here isn’t used in the film in the correct spot listed....

American Idol: Leroy Wells http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2663646 This guy is too much, and too high. I would slap him myself. This is entertainment? I see that Leroy is up for attempted murder, shooting someone three times. Click here, charged with attempted murder . If there were more crazy people like this on Idol, I would watch.

Land of the Dead Review by James First off, I am not a huge fan of zombie movies. I just never really cared for them that much. Heck, I’m more of a Silent Hill fan than a Resident Evil fan. However, I can watch them and enjoy them on a basic level. The movie is a direct sequel to the other Romero movies. It’s set in a time when Zombies pretty much have free reign of the planet, except for zones where humans live. People from the zones from time to time have to raid local towns for supplies and food. In this movie, the Zombies have learned to evolve, and think more freely on a basic level. Some even learn how to use weapons. There is humor in the movie, of the gore kind. The movie is full of sight gags, so try to catch them all. The movie is full of no name stars except for Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo . Both are fairly good, but Dennis Hooper really steals the show. The action is good, and so is the gore-level. This is no wimpy PG-13 movie folks,...

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Site of the week http://24spoilers.tvheaven.com/ This site is basically a spoilers site for 24 fans.

Hero worship is fine. Heroes are fine. Police and Firefighters are heroes, servicemen are heroes. However, politicians are not. Despite their past record, when they become Politicians, they’re not heroes. We shouldn’t look up to them, let alone make Action figures. Unlike the Rep and Dems, these Police, Firefighters, and Servicemen, don’t take huge hand outs from big business and unions. These people do their JOB despite politics, and put their lives on the line for us. Please make Action Figures for real Heroes, not money-grubbing politicians like Bush and Clinton. __________ Despite this rant, here are the Action figures I want to in Toy Stores. Pretzel Choking President Bush Action figure This one will be a hot seller during Christmas. The doll will come with its very own “action” pretzel that will fit into his mouth so he can choke. Clinton Sitting at Oval Office Desk This one is a complete replica of the oval office of the White House. Everythi...

Entertainment News. Beyonce says its not really a break up (huh?) http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/23/people.beyonce.ap/index.html Comment: Why does EVERYTHING need to be spun now? A break up is simply a break up. Some reason Beyonce doesn’t want to call it that. Trust me, this break up is because of Beyonce and nothing more. She has outgrown her fellow singers, and she wants to boost her solo acting/singing career. But, after the poor treatment the Pink Panther remake is getting from the studio, she might want to rethink that. Tom Cruise drops the squirting mic charge. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/23/cruise.prank.reut/index.html Comment: Surprising, I side with Tom on this matter. I would be pissed if some jerks did that to me. I would have lost my cool and went after them, but Tom kept his cool. These guys did it for a “reality show” stunt. Can we end these “reality shows” now, please? Has HBO lost its edge? ...

Story Behind Chrono Trigger Part 3 Lavos is an alien parasite from space disguised as an asteroid. Chrono and gang at some point make it to the distant past, 65,000,000 B.C. In this past, reptiles rule the planet. They have large kingdoms and some technology. They stand up-right and can talk. While on the other hand, humans are basically cavemen living in tribes in the forest. Chrono befriends a cavewoman by the name of Ayla, who is the chief of one of the tribes of cavepeople. After a little adventure, the reptiles and Chrono clash. After defeating the reptile leader, the leader says changes are on the way. The rule of the reptiles is about to end, and nature on the planet will soon be off balance. After the reptile leader dies, the sky grows dark and then a fire ball in the sky comes hurling toward the surface of the planet. The ground shakes violently from the thunderous impact. Ashes and dirt fly into the atmosphere, shielding the sunlight from the...

I went to a Chinese restaurant a few days ago. After eating tons of food, I received a fortune cookie. I snapped open the cookie, as if there was gold at the center. In fact, the strange magical pieces of papers in the center should be worth a gold chip. With these nuggets of wisdom, you can learn Chinese and get an insight into life. Here is what my fortune said; Fearless courage is the foundation of Victory. Now I know a new Chinese word, Student=Xue-sheng! When I really think about it, I want to become Fortune Cookie writer. Here are some I want to write up. 1 If you’re reading this fortune, you suck. 2 Hey you, yeah you. See that hot woman over there at the table, well she likes you. Nah, I’m just joking. 3 Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. 4 Don’t read this fortune, it’s cursed. 5 Your girlfriend is cheating on you right now. 6 That shirt you’re wearing is ugly, don’t ever wear it again. 7 You are abo...

I re-watched the episode “Justice”, the one where the Enterprise crew beams down to a planet filled with sexed-up half nude aliens. Oh, did I mention that the sexy aliens all run whereever they go? I believe this planet is every fanboys’s dream, (certainly mine). And there is a subplot about Wesley tripping over some flowers and given the death penalty. Picard is talking to a wind chime-like god. There were at least three episodes crammed into one. This one is right up there with “spock’s brain.” This ep won’t get a F because the women in the ep are hot. Man, these early episodes of Star Trek: the next generation are not very good. Grade D-

The first ever encounter with inter-galactic Wind Chimes  

People say that Kirk's show was Sexist, what about this episode.  

Worf: Nice planet. 

Strange, came across this one. http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13851494&postID=111938548767650452 they should have used IMs instead.

When the truth hits home… I was bored and looked up blog on Urban-dictionary.com. These all sound like my piece of crap blog. Boy, do I have an ego… Blog Blog Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today." a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got. just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people. A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one'...

It looks like Herbie: Fully Loaded , isn’t as bad as people thought, most are calling it popcorn fun, here are some of the normal viewers comments http://imdb.com/title/tt0400497/usercomments Comment: I’ll watch this one on DVD,

Another Bewitched review http://chud.com/reviews/3464 Comment: Chud and aint it cool, are two sites I usually trust, this isn’t looking good for this movie. Could this be the Next Catwoman movie, hmmm...

There many interesting blogs out there, here are some I’ve found while skipping along. Just by hitting the next blog button you’ll come across some cool people, and a LOT of spam. I just went blog jumping a few minutes ago, enjoy. Heidi in the desert http://heidiinthedesert.blogspot.com/ Some drawing blog that’s pretty good http://drawdaily.blogspot.com/ I ran into of these SPAM blogs (they’re just porn) I think blogger really should end those Spam blogs. http://camerondiazvideo.blogspot.com/ http://vanessaminnillo.blogspot.com/ Crap, I keep running into these Spams, here are the rest of them. http://www.blogger.com/profile/10098759 Destroy This one has pretty pictures, this guy/girl is good http://acheiropoeitos.blogspot.com/ I actually like this dud, he flips you off with his profile pic. http://spotmydot.blogspot.com/ This one is Star Wars, but it goes under the WTF list. http://darthvaderhelmet.blogspot.co...

Why I hate people, reason number 247 (Gas Station Blues) I swear that every time I leave the house, I regret it. Gas stations are the worst places in the known galaxy. First, I park my car at a gas pump and realize it is out of order. So after finding a pump that works, I entered the station to pay for a pre-set gas amount. However, I noticed a long line of unhappy people on both ends of the counter. My first thought is to turn around and go to another gas station, but I was already here so I stepped all the way inside. One line was usually longer than the other line, plus I knew the clerk that was working in that line. He’s known as one of the slowest clerks on Earth. He used to work for Wal-Mart, and I remembered standing in his slow-a** lines back in the day. Plus, he does that annoying thing where he licks the end of his thumb with his nasty tongue. Then, he takes that nasty thumb and touches MY change with it, yuck! You don’t see me licking his casher-m...

Bewitched=Becrapped? Well it looks that way… http://aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=20554 Comment: I wasn’t going to watch it anyway. I might watch it when it comes out on DVD. Date/comedy/remake/chic-flick isn’t my calling, unless some hot girl WANTS to take me out on a date, and she WANTS to see this movie.

Robin IV Stephanie Brown was her name. She was a teenager with an already established superhero past, known as The Spoiler. For a time, she was Tim (robin 3) Drake’s girl friend. She would go out at night with Robin and help him on cases. I believe she gave up a baby she had for adoption. After Robin III left the position, she filled in. Batman was impressed with her skills. But, she disobeyed a direct order and was fired by Batman. Trying to impress Batman, she tried to take on one of the meanest bad guys around, Black Mask. She was severely beaten and left for dead. Just like Jason Todd, Batman found her broken body and rushed her to the hospital. Later, she died from her internal injuries with Batman looking over her bed. With his own father killed, Robin III came back and joined Batman again. Robin V (Not really, this is set in a alt-world, so she really isn’t a part of the current storyline.) Carrie Kelly was a nerdy 13-year girl who ...

Yes, this is Robin IV, cute isnt she 

Carrie Kelly putting on the Robin suit. She takes it upon herself to become robin.

This is Klayman from the strange videogame Skullmonkeys. A very strange videogame from the makers of Earthworm JIM. It has some of the coolest and funniest music for a videogame ever. Klayman has showed up in three games over the years. Boombots, NeverHood and Skullmonkeys. Strange facts ~Klayman has the ability to “Fart” a green clone of himself. This clone of Fart gas can move around and think just like him. However, the “normal” klayman can’t move during this time. ~One of the lvls is named “Worm Graveyard”. That’s because you are in a worm graveyard and you’ll see ghosts of worms flyby, lots of them. The bonus room song is the best. It is sung as a whisper. Here are the lyrics http://www.danielamos.com/tst/imaginarium/thelilbonusroom.html The Lil' Bonus Room from the album "Imaginarium" (Soundtrack to "The Neverhood," "Skullmonkeys" & "Boombots") Words & Music by Terry Taylor ©1998...

This potato hits him in the head.

He eats the Potato. He reads the note that was attached. The P.S says "Don't eat the Potato because it has been known to cause huge rashes."

After eating the potato, he has a major break out.

What's that yellow water made of back there, use your imagination, rhymes with Miss

Way back during my early blog days, I mentioned wooden nickels. Well, it looks like people will actually pay for wooden nickels. http://www.wooden-nickel.com/

Mad am I. Okay, I’m kind of mad. I went to the Kroger Store up the street, and I left the store feeling thirsty. I looked to my left and noticed the Coke and Pepsi machines shinning like a lighthouse to a wayward ship in a stormy sea. Reaching into my pocket, I noticed I had enough change and pocket lint to get a soda. I went up to the machine and slid two quarters into the tiny slot, and nothing happened. I pressed every button on the machine, and still nothing. It was as if a small wormhole formed within the coin slot and sucked up my 50 cents, sending my coins to the far reaches of another galaxy. The coins then fell to an alien planet. This was where they were worshiped as the Twin Silver Gods, TSG for short. Anyway, I should have tipped the machine to get a free coke. Then again, it might be tip proof. Now, I’m 50 cents poorer.

Ain’t it cool news has a review of a early script of X-Men 3. This movie might be heading into development hell. http://aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=20443 Comment: There have been bad things going on behind the scenes, that don’t sound too good. With Bryan Singer gone to direct Superman Returns , no one seems to have a vision for the new X-Men movie. They really should scrap the whole thing and let Singer direct X3, with HIS writing team. The only problem is Singer and FOX departed on not so good terms. It was all political on FOX’s part. FOX settle the beef and let Singer finish his vision, please. Please read the whole thing it is a very good read.

Some News from a message board, Batman Begins 2 looks like a go. Link below… http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050622e.php Comment: Looks like Katie Holms is out of the second movie, Freeman, Caine, Bale are coming back. The links says there are two reasons for Katie’s departure. One, the fact she is on every news channel talking about her marriage proposal. Tom and her are taking away press from the movie with their public display of love. WB knows that people are getting tired of seeing them on newspapers, news channels and magazines. Lord knows I am. Two, her bad performance was one of the few things most reviewers agreed on. This is all good news to me.

((I remember how I felt when William Shatner dismissed me on the set of Star Trek V. humiliation and disenchantment is easy for me to recall, and I do everything I can to ensure that I don't inflict it on another person.)) Wil Wheaton said these words about what happened one-day. Wil Wheaton played the crappy Character Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: the next generation. This is a famous story among trekkers. Shatner has been known to have a huge EGO. One thing I always found funny was that William Shatner always felt threatened by the Next Generation Crew. He didn’t like the fact that a new group of actors were moving in and taking HIS screen time. Whenever he spoke to the press, he would go out of his way to bad mouth TNG people. I always found this type of behavior from a grown man funny. I nearly laughed when TNG lasted 7 seasons, even though William Shatner felt the show would never last. Yet, Shatner claimed he NEVER watched the show. One day during the shooting of the m...

Spock: “Captain, would you like to try these Vulcan Mushrooms? Logically trippy.

Kirk: “Sure, Spock. Anything is better than reading anymore of this bad Script.” (Kirk Munches on a few mushrooms, and starts seeing things.)

Kirk: "Wow, am I trippin on these mushrooms or am I behind a really bad Green screen?"

Kirk: "a little bit of both, i think."

Kirk: “Spock?” Spock: “Yes, Captain?” Kirk: “You have anymore of those Mushrooms?” Spock: “Yes, Captain.”