Little Shop of Horrors - Uh, the motorcycle flies. Did no one catch this?

Whenever I talk about Little Shop of Horrors, I have three scenes I talk about.  I mention the context behind the Bill Murray cameo, the original ending to the movie, and the flying motorcycle scene.  

I remember watching this movie with my good friend on VHS.  We were watching it, and the scene above happened.  Steve Martin’s character is heard laughing.  Out of nowhere, no context given, his motorcycle flies onto the screen and safely lands near Seymore.  Seymour looks shocked, even looking down at the bike, amazed.  After that, no one mentions or reacts to it.  

My friend and I freaked out and drowned in laughter.  

“Did that motorcycle just fly?” 

“Rewind.” 

For about three minutes, we just kept rewatching that scene.  

Not too many people talk about that random occurrence.  Luckily, other people have noticed this scene.  Red Letter Media mentioned it in their review.  For a long time, I tried to find the scene on YouTube, but here it goes.

Yes, the motorcycle flies and lands. They were trying to imply that the dentist is so high on gas that he flies.  Anyway, I always love this moment.  

What happened to Phil Fish?

Phil Fish is a name I haven’t heard in a long time.  I remember that he was one of the biggest pricks on this side of gaming on the DSP level. I hate this little hipster asshat.  He was a clown who thought more of himself.  After GamerGate, he faded away.  

The thing I want to know is this: Is he still friends with Zoe Quinn?  What are his thoughts about the cancellation and suicide of Alec Holowka?

Phil is one of those white hipsters who really annoy me.  Everything about him just pisses me off. 

IT: Welcome to Derry Episode 1 Few thoughts...

Okay, WB, you got me hooked.  I wasn’t going to watch this episode, but caught it after finishing up Dexter Resurrection.  I am astonished by how well-made the episode was.  You grab people with a powerful opening.  It reminded me of the first episode of Game of Thrones.  

Like everyone else has mentioned, the last ten minutes are one of the best and shocking moments I’ve seen.  The show sets up things, only to take them away.  They aren’t shying away from the horror and violence.  By the way, this show is tied directly to the newer It movies.  

Okay, we’ll see where this show goes.  

Side note:  There is a direct connection to the movie The Shining.  

The Shamwow Guy changes his tune

Whoa, did we flashback to 2014? Woke Busters, really? So, the Shamwow guy has gravitated to the far right since 2016.  He started out as a Scientology hack in the early 2000s, then transitioned into the cable TV salesman/pitchman role by copying Billy Mays.  Then he got involved with a hooker, who kicked his ass.  Now, he’s into the Trump-verse after it is uncool to be in the Trump universe.  Why should I care about trans rights or the other issues raised in this “parody”?  If they’re not fucking with me, I don’t care either way.  

This video is bad, and I have to wonder if this was made during the 2014-2016 rage when the culture wars were raging on.  I used to like this, even during his hooker-fighting days, but this is sad. 

Emiru Just Got Assaulted at Twitch Con

Twitch is a different animal from YouTube.  It feels like Twitch is a safe place for more fragile people and leans far-far left.  People tend to go there to hide from trolls and counterarguments, such as Raiden Hasen Piker.  When it comes to actual security, Twitch is lacking.  

If you are funding a convention with a lot of lonely, creepy, Reddit users with access to cute Twitch streamers, you'd better have better security than one delayed man guarding your talent.  The power of gooners is on another level.  Cute girls and gooners don’t mix without security, law enforcement, and drone strikes.  

I know very little about Emiru or what she does.  She’s cute, and that is all I know.  I am not her audience.  However, watching her get assaulted at a freaking convention is disconcerting.  

I want to know more about the gooner who assaulted Emiru.  

Man Detonates Bomb During Hotel Standoff

So, what happens when you get a crazy fool who likes explosives and enjoys being nude?  You get this video. This happened in Louisville, my hometown.  It happened in the east end of Louisville, my stomping grounds.  We don’t get this type of call in the east end.  

The context of this shit show was that the guy refused to leave him room after checkout.  When you’re busy making bombs, you tend to lose track of time… I guess.  After the cops showed up, Leonard Pitchford (great name for a bomber) decided to blow up one of his own bombs.  There were two problems with his masterful plan.  One, he set off the bomb in his own room in his own face.  Two, he was butt-ass naked when he did it.  The one thing you want to be fully clothed in is making or setting off explosives.  You don’t want to hurt sensitive bits.  

It would seem the naked bomber isn’t sane enough to face trial yet.  You think?  Something tells me he will never get there. 

Man brings pizza to teen’s house, meets Chris Hansen instead

Our man Jeff Sokol.  Even people who aren’t versed in the TCAP universe are aware of the pizza-eating predator.  When you think of pizza, you think of Jeff Sokol as a clown and will be forever connected to his sting.  This is the same video where he offers Chris Hansen a slice of his predator pizza.  

Currently, Jeff Sokol’s pizza video has over 70 million views.  Imagine nearly 100 million people seeing that you are an asshole and a predator. Keep in mind that He brought a marriage contract, booze, boner pills, and more. He drove almost three hours to meet an underage girl. What a piece of shit.

Yes, I know you read and watch everything that mentions you, Jeff. This is all in jest and intended as a parody, mocking you. Hi, Jeff. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

The location where he got the pizza has a long-running joke of receiving troll reviews, making fun of Jeff’s sting.  Now, if you visit the Planet Pizza Google website where this incident occurred, you'll find numerous amusing reviews.  

Since I know the TCAP lore, I even catch the subtle troll reviews.  

David W That Sokul Special is amazing! Definitely helped me take my mind off my predicament as I sat at a table with a well-dressed guy at the other end asking me questions. He declined to have a slice, which is unfortunate for him, but more pizza and OJ for me! That small is almost as big as the large!

Kayle Let me tell you - I had a piping hot small pepperoni (it’s as big as the large) in front of me while being interrogated. Was I nervous? Sure. But did I let that bother me? No. Throughout the questions asked of me, I couldn’t help but dive head first into this pizza. It did not disappoint. I folded it, and washed it down with orange juice which was originally intended as a mixer, but hey, when in Fairfield, right? If you want an excellent pizza, stop by and ask for the Sonny Derek Porter special.

Caspar V I was on my way to 'Lantic city with my mummy and my daddy, when I stopped by at Planet Pizza. My buddies Jeffrey and Christopher recommended that I get the "Sokol special", a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. I wanted an 18" pizza, but I only had enough money for the 13" pizza, so i settled for that instead. It was easily the cleanest, best pleasure I've ever experienced. They also serve a delicious "Cawd" fish, but for fish, I am not coming. Unfortunately, the area doesn't seem like it's the safest, because upon leaving, I was immediately tackled by a camoflauged man in a ghillie suit.

Ghostbusters II death I never knew about.

I had no idea that one of the Ghostbusters II babies, grown up, had died.  Usually, movie studios will cast twins in baby and child roles in order to get around child labor laws.  You film one for a few hours and then swap it for the one resting.  It saves time in the studios.  For me, just don’t write babies into the movie.  Then again, I am not a fan of babies anyway.  Baby Ocasar played a significant role in the weaker GB: II.  

William T. Deutschendorf and Henry J. Deutschendorf II both played the role of Baby Oscar.  Unlike other child actors, these twins never had a desire to continue acting.  They got into martial arts and became teachers at the West Coast Martial Arts Academy.  

Henry died back in 2017 from suicide and mental issues.  He was only 28 years old.  Having suffered from depression over the years.  It is a little disheartening to see this baby in Ghostbusters II in the 80s, and now he’s no longer with us.  After Harold Ramis died, knowing that this young person is no longer with us leaves a dark cloud over the movie.  

Will still works at the school and does videos on their website. 

Marvel's HORRIBLE Canceled Superhero Team

Five years ago, the New Warriors and the Internet gas.  

Whatever happened to the New Warriors?  Remember the Internet Gas and the Marvel Wonder Twins?  I mean, they promoted this comic like it was the second coming of the woke shit.  Then, it quietly disappeared, never to be published.  The writer and beta reader, Daniel Kibblesmith, never discussed it.  

Despite his cuck, beta status as a meme, he is a busy dude.  Look, he and I won’t get along, but the man has done a lot of work. 

Pee-Wee Herman and Phil Hartman Beef a few thoughts

I just watched the Pee Wee Herman documentary.  The one thing that they didn’t delve into too much was the long and complicated relationship between Phil Harman and Paul Rubens.  Phil was there when Pee Wee was formed; he worked with Paul on the concepts for the stage show.  Phil was a main character on the stage show.  

The doc really doesn't dig deeper into their relationship too much. 

Phil was, in fact, one of the people who helped mold and shape the Pee Wee character.  He was there, helping Paul create the stage show The Pee-wee Herman Show.  He had a legitimate reason to share credit with Paul about creating the Pee Wee Herman universe.  He helped write the hit movie Big Adventure with Paul, despite Paul taking most of the credit for the movie.  Tim Burton and Hartman had a lot to do with that success.  I think their relationship completely fell off the cliff after the first season of Pee Wee’s Playhouse, given Phil was only in the first season.  Phil would move on to SNL, where he blew up and became a household name.  

I was doing some research and did some digging.  Hartman wasn’t as angry over their breakup as the documentary tried to portray.  I still think Phil Hartman felt Paul pushed him out of the Pee Wee lore and spotlight with his retconning everything.  Remember, Pee Wee sort of got jealous of Tim Burton’s fame after Big Adventure.  Paul made sure to make a sequel, kind of, without Burton’s input.  

Phil never made up with Paul due to Phil’s wife murdering him while he slept.  And, Paul really didn’t talk about it.  How did Paul really feel about Phil’s death?  

This relationship always interested me.  

Chris Chan's Transformers Music Video

At least he is creating some kind of content.  He’s not sitting in his keepers’ home and doing nothing but collecting government checks.  He’s doing that too, but he is back to making shit.  The video is subpar due to its poor stop-motion effects.  It is made worse by its AI-generated theme song.  I’d rather have Chris Chan’s whiny voice, off-key, sing it instead.  Old Chris Chan would have sung it.  

I kind of don’t like that Chris Chan is focusing more on Transformers and ruining it for me.  Stick to fucking with My Little Pony.  

By linking directly to his video, I am giving him money and attention, but whatever.  He’ll probably stumble in here and leave a stupid comment calling me a troll, a heretic, or both. 

Tubi Movie FUNNIEST Moments

What in the hell did I just watch?  I watch Tubi movies at a restaurant, and I have never seen anything like these movies.  They’re on the Neil Breen level.  

-How in the hell did that guy curve a bullet?  Was this movie a comedy?  His partner was shocked by the results.  By the way, the woman getting killed has a shirt that says “Respect my titt’s”  

-I’m ugly as fuck.  Okay, that one was funny too.   Know your limits.  

-The shovel killer:  This is probably the best shovel-killing acting since Kanye West’s Flashing Lights music video.  

-Best Broom attack:  This is the best stunt acting ever.  One character touches another with a broom, and that person falls asleep.  

-I’m just a kid:  Uh, your parents were just killed, and you have minimal reaction to it.  Then the killers kick all three bodies.  Way to kick them when they’re down. 

 

D4vd just some thoughts...

Boy meets girl.  The boy takes the girl on tour with him to concerts.  The boy kills and dismembers the girl and shoves her in the trunk of a Cybertruck.  The boy takes the truck and leaves it somewhere close to his rented house.  The boy goes on tour as if nothing happened.  

Sounds like a lovely story, doesn’t it?  

I had no idea who this D4vd was.  He’s one of these Fortnite gamers turned singer who have never really done a real day's work in their lives and have gotten famous almost overnight.  Now, I’ve heard some of his music, and it isn’t bad.  It is a bit too black-emo for me, but I am not the target audience of 5-15 year olds.  

He fell in love with one of his pre-teen fans…Celeste Rivas Hernández.  

What kind of sick f’ dates an 11-year-old and then takes her away from her family and school?  He tucked her away in the background.  

The crazy part is that most of his videos rely on his murder.  Nearly every video has a Celeste look-alike.  

I know you’re reading this, David.  For some reason, you are not arrested or in jail.  I know you are deleting and hiding things on the Internet, lurking.  Fuck you, Davy.  I will have more about this case soon. 

Charlie Kirk shooting suspect

Sigh, let’s get this out of the way.  The Charlie Kirk assassination video is scary and terrible.  One minute, he is spewing nonsense out at trans people, and a second, he is cut loose by a bullet.  

He didn’t deserve to be cut down like this, 1960s style.  No matter all the shitty things he said, showing him like this is a cowardly and bitch move.  

Before his murder, I knew little to nothing about Charlie Kirk.  For me, politics bores me.  Both the right and left make me sick.  I don’t care about anything Kirk said before.  I was just confused by his attention on gay and black matters, given that he is neither gay nor black.  Not that he didn’t have the right to discuss them, it just seemed to be his focus.  

To the killer, because you did this for rainbow people, you’re putting them at risk.  The blowback and attacks against the gay, trans, and other communities will be bigger.  

You don't solve a disagreement with a bullet.

DEEPLY DISTURBING: Twisted Glimpse Inside Kohberger's Life Before & Afte...

Why was this straight man so obsessed with his own ass?  This asshole took so many selfies with his skinny butt as if he fell in with it.  A great many selfies were released in the Bryan Kohberger case.  Like many people in their 20s, he took a lot of selfies.  Unlike his peers, he never sent them to other people.  Kohberger never had any long-term friends.  So, he just took these photos for himself.  Why?  

I may be showing my age, but why take pictures of yourself driving, flexing, or sitting alone in a restaurant?  You are not a chick, Bryan.  You had little to no social media.  Plus, you were going for your PhD. Is this a good look?  

I am a little disturbed that this fucker is so into his own ass?  Why so many pictures?  Keep in mind that I am sparing you all the ass shots and shirtless pictures. I am scared by what I saw.

Chuck E. Cheese arrested

To borrow a quote from Chris Rock, “What kind of fucked up world do we live in?”  We live in the dark timeline when a freaking rat, who loves pizza, gets arrested for credit card fraud.  

Yes, they arrested him in the full Chuck E. Cheese outfit! It is surreal to see him in that stupid headgear and the kids crying.  I love that they placed the Chuck head on the cop car.  Plus, the cops call him Mickey Mouse.  Uh, that is Chuck E. Cheese, freaking rat.  

Who is his lawyer, Mayor McCheese?  

By the way, this happened in Florida, in Tallahassee.  This is the same city where the Donna Adelson trial happened.  

Oh, since he is a rat, I am sure he will rat out other people.  

He Hit 102 MPH in a 35 Zone… Then Cop RAMS His Car Off the Road

Why was he going 102 mph?  Did he have to take a shit?  He wasn’t running away from anything.  The cop knocked him off the road, and he is still trying to gun his engine to get away.  I love the guy screaming like a pig. 

Donna Adelson GUILTY Game over yeah

Karma is a bitch, and so are you, Donna.  Don’t let the looks fool you.  This old bag of bones and shit is a murderer.  She didn’t do it herself.  She paid for the hit on her former son-in-law and murdered him in his own driveway.  Instead of minding her own fucking business, she got involved in her grown daughter’s life and micromanaged every aspect of it, including her divorce.  She even talked her playboy son, Charlie, into the crime. Donna was the spark to get this hit done.  

Finally, after 10-plus years, a jury has found this little coward and shallow old piece of shit guilty.  

Donna is like the Borg.  If you don’t conform to her way of thinking, she will destroy you.  Resistance is not futile, Donna. 

By the way, here is her son, who is currently spending time in prison for the same crime, enjoying a Wendy's. Keep in mind, he is a millionaire, and now he is reduced to begging for Wendy's. He would spend every day eating lobsters, and now he is scarfing down fast food. Again, Karma is a bitch.

Eddie Murphy Names The Six Comedians He Hated The Most

David Spade:  Eddie Murphy was heartbroken by that “falling star” remark.  It hurt him to his core.  You know why?  Eddie’s career was stalling, in a holding pattern.  At that point, Eddie was making mediocre movies and was just trying to make a paycheck.  I actually side with Spade on this one.  In comedy, you have to take a few jabs.  

Bill Cosby:  Yes, this feud is legendary.  Bill would call Murphy and complain about his stand-up routine.  Cosby, ironically, felt Murphy’s stand-up was too dirty and edgy.  During his time complaining about Murphy, Cosby was allegedly raping women. Eddie roasted him with his bit about Richard Pryor, saying, “Tell him to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.”

Richard Pryor:  I only learned about the awkwardness between him and Pryor recently.  I always believed that Pryor and Murphy had a mutual respect.  I remember them having great chemistry in Harlem Nights.  Eddie respected and shaped his comedy after Pryor.  However, he always felt Pryor had something against him.  On the other hand, Pryor felt that Murphy was distant from him during the movie Harlem Nights.  Just do some research into their relationship.  

Paul Mooney:  I had no idea he didn’t like Eddie.  He was close with Pryor and protected him.  Mooney also worked on the Dave Chappelle show with Eddie Murphy 

Bryan Kohberger's Creepy Handwritten Prison Complaints RELEASED

I really didn’t want to write about BK so soon, but the coward is having a hard time in prison.  He wrote a Karen letter to the manager, thinking he was writing a complaint to a food chain company.  Sorry, BK, but you are in prison…for murder.  You don’t get to complain about the lack of food on your tray.  You took away four people’s lives to write angry letters or do anything else.  Your comfort is not a priority.  

Side note:  My handwriting is bad, but BK’s is worse.  I wonder if everyone on the spectrum has bad handwriting. 

Neil Breen Fights a Tiger

Neil Breen takes on a freaking tiger.  It is not a normal tiger, but one comprised of papier-mache and PS1 graphics.  I also enjoy the William Shatner fighting style.  Also, the PS1 tiger and Breen are friends, and this is their “foreplay”.  

At first, I thought that was the lowest of the low of Breen’s filmmaking.  However, the video below is even worse. 

"Follow me"

Bryan Kohberger CRIES Sexual Harassment in Prison!

Every time I think the BK thing is over, it gets sillier and creepier every day.  Basically, it has been confirmed that Bryan is having one of the worst moments of his life in prison.  The inmates are harassing him constantly, and some are threatening to rape him.  Uh, Bryan, you are in prison.  And, if they can’t get to you in your fart box room, then they won’t do anything about it.  

BK, being the little coward he is, has snitched on fellow inmates who are supposedly “harassing” him.  I find this funny, given that we now know that he was harassing pretty much every woman in the criminal school at his college.  There were even reports of other people discovering him creeping around other women’s houses and apartments. Bryan, you even belittled a woman with a handicap. How about when you were spreading personal medical information about a woman to everyone in school because you looked in her medication cabinet?

So, yes, Bryan, the man who sliced women up, has filed a sexual harassment complaint.  I love the irony.  He complains about the teasing he's receiving, minute by minute. He is complaining about his food. You will get it when they want to get it, bitch.

There is talk of BK even suing the state of Idaho.  Bitch, you still owe them 500K.  

Bryan won’t make it in prison. 

Have a read of his complaints.

Harvey Wigs Out at Donna Adelson’s Hearing!

If you just look at this photo, you think you are just seeing a rich couple out at some event without a care in the world.  However, if you look deeper into the woman with Botox, she is having one of the worst moments of her life.  Her protective brother, Charlie, is sitting in prison for the rest of his life.  Her demanding mother, Donna Adelson, has been in jail for nearly two years.  Wendi’s constantly looking over her shoulder, looking for law enforcement coming to arrest her.  Despite disconnecting from her family, she knows they’re coming for her someday. It is only a matter of time…

I would like you to notice this ugly man is grabbing Wendi’s ass in this photo.  Real smooth, orc general.  Since her hubby’s murder, she has a thing for rich, ugly men.  The other thing worth noting is look has his teeth.  They’re a mess.  Wendi’s brother and father own dental companies.  Given that Wendi comes from a family of dentists, she would have given him some pointers.  I love that she is dating someone with some of the worst teeth this side of meth-ville.  

Wendi’s father decided to do this gesture in court.  Why?  Your wife is facing the rest of her hobbled life in prison.  You decide to do this gesture to a camera.  

Two Days Back Amanda Kohberger, The connection

Of course, someone in the comments said this, “We all know why we're here.”

You can’t make this up.  Bryan Kohberger, the killer from Idaho, has two sisters.  One of them was/is an indie actress.  She showed up in a shitty slasher film back in 2011.  It looks bad, but at least it isn’t a Rob Zombie movie.  

The movie is called Two Days Back, which sounds like a shitty zombie video game that is a knockoff of a better Zombie video game.  

Amanda Kohberger starred in this master-class horror flick.  It seems strange given her creepy ass brother stalked and killed four people.  Amanda was the sister who sat through all the brave people who roasted Bryan during his sentencing.  I think she was more there to support her mother than her creepy ass brother.  But it had to be hard for her.  

For some reason, Amanda and another person are the only ones with photos on their IMDb pages.  She has only been in one movie, Two Days Back.  

The IMDB trivia has only one entry, ((Amanda Kohberger, the actor playing Lori, is the sister of the accused University of Idaho Killer.))

At least her acting is better than her brother's rap music.  

Warner Bros. Family Entertainment / Amblin Entertainment (Animaniacs: Wa...

I just love it when Wakko appears during the logo and eats a portion of it.  Bugs Bunny, looking a little upset, then shrugs it off.  There is an “oh, well” to his mannerism.  Even for Bugs, Wakko might be too loony.  

I’ve been going down a WB Animation logo rabbit hole.  This was one of my favorites from that 90s time period. It would be nice to see more Animaniacs/Tiny Toons/Loony Toons crossovers.

Hulk Hogan's Death Mystery

Okay, things are getting serious with Hulk Hogan’s death.  I am slowly getting the feeling that his new “scientologist” wife was cutting him off from his family. His health problems were kept a secret from his children, allegedly.  Most people didn’t know he had taken a turn for the worse.  What is going on?  

I hated Hulk Hogan, but I think certain elements from the church got their claws into Hogan.  Sky Daily was the bait.  Why would Hulk get married a third time, given his marriage failures?  Some strange things are going on with his death.  

Given that Hogan has lived in Clearwater for years, he should have known they had their sights on him.  Why would he marry a woman with such a plastic face?

Dustin McPhetridge a true fart knocker Part 2 of 2

Ricky is cooking the story a bit. In Dustin's police interview, he mentioned helping a local wrestler with his book and transferring his tapes to hard media like CDs. Intentionally, he left Morton's name off the official record, but it makes for a funny story.

Dustin is the real deal.  He is the true poster boy/pig for a child predator.  Remember the Japanese steakhouse incident, where he was spending his birthday with his mother, and a victim’s parent went searching for him in the same steakhouse.  Somehow, Dustin managed to hide from the angry parent.  His mother ended up talking to the county law enforcement from filing charges.  He wasn’t so lucky with the Bowling Green sting.  Trust me, he tried to talk himself out of going to jail, but ended up getting charges in two states and federally.  

What a dumbass.  I hate this pig.man/beast.  

Despite spending many years in prison, he refuses to take responsibility for his actions. In his treatment class, he refused to move forward in treatment.  He was so bad with the treatment class that he was holding other people back in passing to the next step.  I am almost certain he stayed in the Level One treatment longer than anyone else.  It got so bad that his parole officer arrested him, and he had to go back to jail.  There was a hearing with amusing results.  

He wanted to use the Internet again.  He wanted to get removed from the RSO list and probation, but now has to stay on it forever.  In trade, he no longer has to take sex offender classes.  Something tells me they’re happy he isn’t there.  

BTW, the main law enforcement leader in the Bowling Green sting is now the Deputy Mayor of Louisville.  It is fascinating that someday this former police officer might become the Mayor of Louisville.  

-Did you know Dustin has a listing on IMDB?  Both shows are on the TCAP series.  Congrats?  I am sure Momma McCheese is proud.  

-Dustin got caught trying to hit up some teenagers back in 2022.  The man will never learn.  

-Everyone involved in Dustin's arrest has done well for themselves. Chris Hansen still catches predators today. The female decoy has a YouTube channel and is a yoga instructor and health guru.

-Did you know that Dustin lost his father a few years back?  How did his father feel about him?  Even before the sting, Dustin was trying to go after underage people around the area was caught a few times.  I don’t think his father was much in his life. 

-His mom was very hot back in the day.  I am just saying.  His mother is very protective of her demon son.  She wept when he was very close to going back to jail for his violations.  

-Every once in a while, you can see Dustin in the audience of a local wrestling show on TV.  It is like a mutilated Where’s Waldo.  And, yes, he carries a championship belt over his shoulder like Stone Cold. 

-Dustin has been spotted out in the wild going about his business.  While I think it is fine for him to go out, it is dangerous to have your children around him.  He’s been going to a church where children are members, and I don’t like that.  

-Hannah Montana:  Yep, Dustin was caught with a copy of a Hannah Montana video game in his room.  It was on his Xbox, which he could access by minors.  You better believe he was using that Hannah Montana VG for other things.  There is no reason to have an HM video game when you are a grown freaking man, Dustin.  I hate Hannah Montana, and I hate Dustin, too.   You exactly what he was doing with the Hanna Montana VG. Yuck.

Here is the photo of Dustin in the wild, terrorizing your hood.  

I can just smell him from this photo.  It probably smells like Doritos, Cool Ranch, butt sweat, unwashed hair, and a hint of Taco Bell.  I feel for anyone in the aisle passing his breeze.  BTW, I think that is his mother.  Who is that guy in the background? Does he recognize the rolling gobkin in the foreground?