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Cop Rock revisited:  Returning to crap The series is total crap, and it gets worse as you watch it. Think of Cop Rock as Glee with guns and murder.  Someone at the network decided to greenlight this sorry mess.  Mixing stage musicals with the grittiness of a cop drama seems wrong, like pineapple and pizza.  People know about the baby merchant song, but there is so much more to watch.  It popped (pooped) into my brain for no reason.   I mean, what were they thinking? And, the show made it to 11 episodes before it was canceled.  The manner of the cancellation is amusing, too.  The last episode finishes up the narrative and the show breaks the fourth wall. The actors show up and sing a final number with a fat lady singing.    Unlike Glee, the songs are all original.  And, not all the numbers work. The best part about watching the show is seeing the show just stumble into the songs while making a serious drama.  It just ...

Well, that happened.  Hide your ladies, because Bill Cosby is out of prison.  It took two trials to get him convicted, and they’ve thrown out the conviction.  This is messed up, and I am pissed off.  Bill needs to be in prison for life and that should have it.  Oh, well.  You lucked out, Bill. I guess that is what money does for you. Burn in hell.

I am not sure Jesus has anything to do with you losing, brother.   I was in a bad mood, but this clip made my day.  What does Christmas or Elvis have to do with it?

Well, I thought I’d seen everything.  This penis dress/costume combo leaves me speechless.  If you want to wear it, someone in the comments found the outfit for sale .  I checked YT and there are videos of people dressing in inflatable penises everywhere.  I guess that is a thing. 

   I was going to leave a comment about Kellie on  Lorerunner’s  video about the reasons behind not using her character in Enterprise in later seasons.   While I don’t see eye to eye on everything Lore views Trek and other fiction, I admire his research into the things he reviews.  I am surprised he overlooked the  fact that Cutl er’s actress  Kellie Waymire passed away of heart problems in 2003. She was an amazing actress with a lot of warmth to her roles.  It was a real shame to lose a talented woman like her at her peak of acting at the age of 36.      Despite Cutler being mentioned in seasons 2 and 3, I think Waymire was a bit too busy to show up for season two before her death.  Waymire played a major guest star on Six Feet Under.   From  what I  can  find,  Berman  and the writers wanted her back and had a good relationship with the actress.  I think it was the ...

That look of disgust on Matt Gaetz’s face when the General puts him in his place is priceless.  Because the guy is in the military Gaetz knows he has to trend lightly because GOP members supposedly respect the Military, but you can tell Gaetz just hates this guy.  I hate good old Matt and hope he goes to prison because he is actually worse than Ted Cancun Cruz.   Stop shaking your big-ass head, bitch.  

I was checking the Farms, and it was revealed that human-meme John McAfee died while in a S panish prison.   McAfee was the founder of the virus protection program McAfee.   I've  written about him before and he was a strange and dangerous fellow .    Still, getting his McAfee virus protection off your computer is one of the worst things ever.  It is like water torture.  It comes turned on and takes a lot of your Windows resources.  What is funny is that John would disown the company he founded, and his name would still be used for the brand.  Yet, he had nothing to do with the company since 94.     I guess his last virus update will be his final update because he killed himself in a Spanish prison...allegedly.  John was a cross between Trump and Bill Clinton with a smattering of Tiger King.  To talk about everything that he’s done would be as long as a book.   But,  the man was infamous. ...

Act like a dumbass, get prison time.  For some stupid reason, this adult decided it would be funny to show up and punch a teen in the face...from behind. You can mock and make fun of whomever, but you cross the line when you sucker punch them.  And, the puncher knew he was on stream because he danced socking the kid.   This dance teacher showed his moves off on stream (FB) and had his students do the same.  Luckily, the asshole was caught, charged, and sentenced.  Probably because he was the freaking stream.  He got 7 years .  So, the math is 28-year-old  punches 12 gets 7 years. 

DSP just doesn’t learn or change, does he?  He’s forgotten to turn off his stream numerous times.  The first time was when he was caught jerking off and completing his climax.  Keep in mind, people dump thousands of dollars on him every month.  This is what they consider entertainment. 

  The Rock pretty much takes down the NWO within 40 seconds.  He brings up their old gimmicks and mocks them after Hogan’s remark.  Interestingly, the WWE locker room didn’t want the members of the NWO to enter the WWE.  Hogan and the other two ruined WCW with their power moves.  This is why the Attitude Era is so much better than the current product on WWE. 

You know things are back to normal when the Proud Boys and Antifa start to openly clash again.  You have two annoying groups of people fighting each other until the end of time.  They’re like the Decepticons and Autobots because they’ll fight forever.  It will be only a matter of time before these two groups will bring on a mini-civil war.  At this point, I am fine with that.  Let them get it out of their systems. Both sides can’t seem to comprehend that pushing the other side makes your opposite side stronger.  I will say this; Watching two groups LARP in the park with competing pepper spray shots is amusing to me.

    Guess who’s is back to work?  Jeffrey Toobin.  Toobin decided to take out his tube-snake and shake it off in front of his co-workers during a Zoom call.  People call it “pulling a DSP”.  I guess he wanted to “boomer it up” and leave his camera on.  And, why decide to jack between Zoom calls?  For some reason, CNN hired him back.     Word of advice, you always check your camera before you jack it to Riley Reid videos.  I want to see the reaction afterward when he realized they were watching him squeeze one out?  Something about this guy just rubs me the wrong way, pun intended.  The fact Jeff didn’t want to claim a child he had with a mistress just  seems like a rich guy move .    

As I have stated before, this Paul fellow is a cringe-making machine.  However, he tries and tries to make amusing content.  He is just a bit out of touch.  No one knows about the drinking metals to gain superpowers thing, but he does it with full gusto.    

I’ve already gone over this guy, but he still amuses me.  He’s a super nerd that is self-c0ngious about his appearance and is an awkward guy.  DL does a good job going over his chatlog.  Clemente is clearly a desperate loser that settled for an underage girl because no woman his age is going to have sex with her.  Clemente clearly knows about the TCAP show and recognizes Chris Hansen.   Now, his wiki says that he thirsted and creeped on an Instagram model after his time in prison.  I want to know about this story.  And, he bought a mail-order bride from the Philippines before moving back there.  I can’t confirm her age, but some are saying she was 12.  And, the age of consent in the Philippines is 1 2.  Yikes.  I am not sure.  After his arrest, he seems to have gotten worse and turned into a creepy soyboy that stalks women.  He even has the soyboy/douche bag haircut.    Well, I hope his wife divorces him....

  I kind of wanted to give an update on that 85K Chuck Tingle game. The backing of the game ended in 2016 but there hasn’t been an update since 2018.  Yeah, so much for nerds kicking women out of gaming and more of certain people losing interest in an expensive project that is merely an FMV game.  There is one update.  She finally logged into her Kickstarter account in  February  2021.     The  comments in the now silent projec t  are  even more depressing.  I still want to know why NO ONE is talking about this now that the  project has stalled  and Quinn has moved on?  I’ll say this again; She seems to be protected by the gaming press.  It just fascinates me that people keep giving her a pass despite all the bridges she burns.     Come on, I want to see Wil Wheaton as Hot Map.   I love that the project delayed so much that all the actors look different now.   ...

Growing up as a black man in a more mixed area and middle class, I sort of got what Spike Lee was throwing down in School Daze.  While I wasn’t around too many black girls growing up, I knew about the struggles and strife with “good and bad” hair.  This dance number has a deeper meaning in today’s climate.  I didn’t get that growing up.  I also like that the dance number is in its own world and not part of the movie really as you can see the actresses goofing off in the final moments of the number.   In their prime and looking good, that is Tisha Campbell and Jasmine Guy .  They’re playing the more light-skinned proper sororities in the movie.  And, I am not going to lie, but I am more into light-skinned black women, however, I am trying to get past that.  I had huge crushes on Campbell and Guy. Speaking of hot light-skinned women, the lovely Alicia Keys did a tribute to School Daze in her Teenage Love Affair music video.  They mimic th...

This song sounds like it was written for TLC instead of two of the Spice Girls.  Scary Spice does an excellent job with the low singing.  And, Emma Bunton, the one Spice Girl I still have a huge crush on, sings the backing tracks.  As I stated before, the Mel B verses sound like something T-Boz would sing and the rapping done by Left-Eye.  The song has that late 90s vibe too.  Anyway, I wanted to share this song with ya. 

  I like MovieBob when he is not trying to impress and bang SJW-blue-haired women.  While these clips are embarrassing, you can tell he’s having fun playing the woods and at home.  His The Game Overthinker character isn’t remarkable or entertaining, but there is a lot of heart in his shitty videos that don’t translate to the bitter person that he is today. 

Can someone get their old grandfather off the stage?  He’s rambling.  I don’t get into politics too much, but this troubling.  GOP and DNC, it is time for new blood, and having old farts as leaders of your parties don’t bring new people and ideas to your parties.  Despite Trump clearly losing it, people are still rallying around him.  

If you looked up cringe in the dictionary, Paul Latza would be listed .  Latza was one of those angry reviewer clones.  As much as I’d like to make fun of him, his earnestness is enduring to me.   He would be a Joss Whedon and a Brony fan.  Most people that are a bit out of touch, even for geeks, are fans of these things.  They also tend to like Subs over Dubs.   He had the crazy and foolish notion to take a movie for 700,000 dollars and wanted people to back him via Indiegogo.  The name of the movie was My Date With a Secret Agent and his failed funding site is still up but closed .  As I stated before, earnest but misguided.  Living in Hollywood, Paul has finally found his calling and is a very good editor now .  But, damn, those Internet videos are cringy.    Anyway, I wanted to bring him up because 4chan and the internet decided to play a trick on him.  Not only was he a Channel Awesome fan, but he loved Red ...

Trump and his wimpy blog After a month, Trump just got bored with blogging.  Throwing out stupid tweets doesn't require hard work or thought.  Trump spent more time tweeting than actually running the government, which is one of the reasons he lost.  Tweeting is like taking a slimy shit, it just slides out.   From someone that has blogged for nearly 15 years, it takes time to build a loyal readership.  Most people get fed up with a slow response to traditional blogging and just go for the simple and route of tweeting.  I think Trump got fed up with the fact he put all that work into blogging and wasn’t getting the response he wanted.  He grew bored and left.   So, yeah, his blog goes out with a fart instead of a bang. 

  Well, Tipster mentioned that Bold Guy is supposedly delivering pizzas now.  Or maybe he is working there instead.   Someone from Reddit ran into him at some pizza joint and Bold Guy looks pissed .  I am not going to job shame him, but this guy was on the top of the world when he was doing his strange pickup artist and parkour man videos.  He didn’t like what H3H3 said about him, so he took them to court and lost. While  his channel is still up , there hasn’t been much from him other than comments here and there.  His last video was 4 years ago.    So, he just disappeared.     We all got to do things to make ends meet.  However, this is  f’ing  funny.  How far the mighty have fallen.  I always thought Bold Guy was a guy with a lot of money before his videos.  Other than uniting the entire Internet against him, Matt Hoss is more of a footnote than anything else on the Internet.  Peop...