The Golden Child (1986) 35mm film trailer, flat open matte,

This teaser trailer has no footage from the actual Golden Child movie.  It doesn’t even fit with the narrative of the movie’s story, either.  I love that Eddie Murphy looks at the camera and yells at the audience in the theater.  If you look closely, Eddie nearly laughs as the camera wipes at the end.  This trailer is really neat, and it was thought to be lost, never to be found.  Paramount has a history of losing things.  

Side Note:  Murphy was supposed to be in Star Trek IV, the one about the whales, but turned it down to do this movie.  He hated doing this movie and regretted turning away the Star Trek gig.  I love this movie, but I think he would have gotten more praise doing Trek instead.  

Side Note 2:  Did I mention I had a huge crush on Charlotte Lewis? 

Footage of WingsOfRedemption’s wife at church

Yep, This is Mrs. WingsOfRedemption.  I guess she is a religious person.  Mr. Wings isn’t religious, and I doubt he ever visits her church.  Real talk, I don’t blame him.  While I think his wife is a better person, I could not get into anyone that did this in church.  Can’t do it. 

Scott Adams hates black people

I was never an office guy and I hated office politics.  Being a black guy in a blue-color world, I didn’t “get” Dilbert.  I loved Garfield growing up, but certain comics didn’t appeal to me.  Every large office I walked into had one of the boring comics plastered on their cubicle walls.  Was it required to have one of these poorly drawn comics on your wall?  I don’t know.  Office Space and The Office do the office culture better.  

Dilbert is like that girl you took to prom, boring and bland.  

Scott Adams, the shittier Jim Davis, seems to have a large following of people tracking his “boomer foolish” online.  Looking through his KF page, I came across the Dilberito, and I am totally shocked this was a thing.  In the style of Garfield Eats, this food product was a significant failure.  Even Adams ragged on it.  

I guess Mr. Dilbert recently destroyed his bland brand with a stupid comment.  His comments are a wee bit racist. From CNN, ((Newspapers across the country dropped the “Dilbert” comic strip over the weekend after the creator of the satirical cartoon went on a racist tirade, calling Black Americans a “hate group” and suggesting that White people should “get the hell away” from them.))  While I am for free speech, you get what you f’ing deserved.  So, most of Dilbert’s outlets are dropping him.  I am okay with that.  Nothing of value was lost.  

The only other thing I know about Scott is that he had a cameo on Babylon 5…

Anthony Todt Testifies in His Own Defense: This is really bad.

This is why you never ever take the stand in your own criminal defense.  No matter how likable you think you are, someone on the jury is going to hate you.  If you are a major asshole, they’ll even set aside their own beliefs to see you fall.  He makes Katherine Magbanua's take on the stand look amazing.

This guy, who killed his family, disregarded his own creepy vibes, and decided to take the stand.  It was a trainwreck.  He talked over his own fumbling defense lawyer and talked and nearly yelled at the prosecution.  The jury already hates you because you killed your wife and three kids.  He also killed the dog, which got him even more charges.

His dumbass kept the rotting bodies in his house when the feds came by to serve him a federal warrant for a different charge. 

Richard Belzer RIP: John Munch

Richard Belzer died yesterday, at 78, from an unknown condition.  

Since the 90s, I’ve always remembered seeing Richard Belzer around in some form.  Belzer had a strange, snarky type of humor.  He was the better version of Dennis Miller.  And, Belzer played one of the most iconic characters on TV, Detective Munch.  

The character of Munch was around for 23 years.  One of my favorite shows he on was Homicide: Life on the Streets, and his character would move to Law and Order SVU.  His character would show up in The Wire and The X-Files.  Munch was in various comic TV shows then and even appeared in a comic book by Marvel.  I am not making this up.  Heck, he showed up on Sesame Street!  I am surprised he didn’t show up in Star Trek.  

Belzer was a fave of mine and will be missed. 

Velma Meets the Original Velma

This video explains why Velma is so strange and bad.  Scooby is some sort of demigod that can kill, destroy and recreate worlds as he sees fit.  At a certain point, Scoob created a flowed universe, and he just has to restart again.   This video is way funnier and better written than all of Velma.  

While I was never a huge fan of Scooby-Doo, I had a crush on old frumpy, and nerdy Velma.  I think the best and hottest version is the one from the live-action movie from 2002.  Linda Cardellini as Velma Dinkley is one of the hottest things ever. 

Then, there are the millions of sexy, Rule 34, versions of Velma… When you Google search with the filters off, you get a lot of NSFW hits.

Nostalgia Chick: Just some thoughts

I discovered a video about Lindsey, in a small segment, discussing her departure from the Internet.  

The cancellation of Linsey has always fascinated me.  Given that I’ve spent nearly 18 years being an Internet personality, if limited, I can’t seem to comprehend her reasoning for pulling away from the Internet for a year. I still can't get my thick brain around people attacking her over a stupid, half-baked comment about a movie most people don’t care about.   Why is my generation so attached to random people on Twitter, and what do they think of them?  Why is a Twitter mob so important to Gen X’er?  Keep in mind Lindsey, for better or worse, has made a name for herself outside the Internet and Twitter.  She is a woman that has made countless shows and written books.  Why does a group of BreadTubers matter to her?  

Maybe it was all the enemies she compiled over the years from burning too many bridges. Perhaps it was the “evil” bones of GamerGate.  I’ve been an outsider my whole life.  I know I piss people off, and I don’t care.  It is part of the internet.  Being nerds and geeks comes with the territory.  She should have been aware.  

Anyway, I hope she is happier now.  Remember, she is now a mother.  We might not see eye to eye on most things, but I hope she stands up for herself next time the woke mob comes for her. 

Side Note: I am 50% certain another former Channel Awesome creator read one of my posts recently and had a bit of a meltdown.

Votesaxon07. what did you do?

Stephen McCullagh, aka Votesaxon07, might be one of the worst people I’ve seen in a while.  

So, this YouTuber faked his live stream for an alibi.  Allegedly, he went out during his “live stream” and killed his pregnant girlfriend.  His fake-ass live stream went on for 6 hours, and he rambled on and on, pretending to be interested in the game.  He claimed he couldn’t see chat due to some internet problems.  Yeah, sure.   He just took an older, pretaped, video and played it as a live stream.  

His channel and fake stream are still up.  I’ve watched clips here and there.  The man is a piece of shit, and he clearly thought he was a smart little f’er for faking an entire stream and planning his girlfriend’s murder.  It all seems so fake because he can’t interact with the chat, so he screams and looks into the camera.  

Someone in the comments did mention that he will be going to an Irish prison with some really mean people, and they don’t take kindly to child murderers.  I hope he lives the rest of his life in fear of beatings or worst things.  

Side Note: This was found on his Twitter timeline, which is still up.  

((2022 was the worst year of my life. 

You will never know the levels of suffering, loss, and cruelty I was subjected to, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I'm not ok, and I don't think I ever will fully be myself again. I've just lost too much. 

But I'm still here.))

This is terrifying to read now.  So, he was planning his GF’s murder earlier that year.  Yes, you are still here, but your girlfriend and her unborn child aren't. What a self-centered asshole.

Magic the Gathering: Butt, wait there's more.

 

This was one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen.  This brave soul went to a Magic the Gathering event and took selfies with people’s ass cracks.  At a certain point, you have to feel the cool breeze flowing through your butt cheeks as you sit there.  Were the Cheetos and Magic gameplay too excellent for you not to notice?  

Plumber ass, more like gamer ass.  I am sure the smell in that hall was something akin to a trash fire, sweat, and ass.  This happened back in 2014 I guess and I can’t believe I missed it then.  I am a huge geek, and Magic was a bit too geeky for me.  Also, I noticed that many single dudes tend to show up to these things, right?  I know women play the game, but there seem to be a much of guys sitting at tables.  Crap, is this my generation's version of a bingo hall?  

One more thing, I am sure there is a Rule 34 where hot chicks are playing Magic the Gathering in some fashion. 

Discharge In Pizza Shop: Have Gun, Will be Stupid...

This guy fired his gun in a pizza joint.  I love how he pops the cap and pretends to not know.  There is a poster in the comments of the video that claims they’re one of the people in the video.  He says the guy did in fact shoot himself and turned himself in the hospital later.  

Bryan Kohberger reportedly fired?

There are new leaks coming out about our creepy alleged murderer, Bryan.  Leaks claim that Washington State University fired his ass.  Remember, he was a teaching assistant.  More details have revealed that he was an unpleasant person to be around, especially towards women.  

From the Independent, ((His attitude towards women was cited as a key concern, with the criminal justice student allegedly being “rude to women”, grading the women that he taught differently to the men, and having a “sexist attitude towards females he interacted with at the school”.))

Keep in mind that Bryan seemed to be rude to women in other locations, such as bars. This supports the theory that he is an INCEL.   Given his arrogance and awkwardness, I believe he felt entitled to harass women out of his league.  He zeroed in on his victims and stalked them for months before doing his deed.  This would be his crowing achievement, getting away with the perfect murder.  Plus, he fulfilled his need to get back at every hot woman who rejected him.  

Chinese ‘spy balloon’ is shot down over Carolina: Burst your bubble

China, I hate to burst your balloon.  

Who knew, in 2023, we’d be using balloons as spy devices?  It is just strange.  Plus, I love China’s explanation for the balloon.  It was just an off-course weather balloon.  Just like the second one that is floating around South America…sure.  Biden is that old fart at a birthday that enjoys popping kid balloons to scare the little kids.  

I have to thank China for making SNL create a funny skit.  How does Balloon Boy feel about China’s balloon stealing his fame? 

Marjorie Taylor Greene Brings Up Ashli Babbitt During House Hearing

I usually don’t get into hardcore politics, but this is just insane.  It is amazing the hoops Marjorie Taylor is jumping to piggyback onto the killing of that man in TN.  Ashli Babbit jumped through a broken window into a restricted area.  She got shot because of it.  It was on federal grounds.  She was formerly in the service, and she knew full well they don’t play in restrictive areas.  They will shoot or arrest you, guns drawn.  

Marjorie, was prison reform on your mind before the Jan 6 rioters were arrested, or after hundreds of them were sent to prison?  Is it because they’re your potential voter base? 

Did she or Tyre Nichols deserve to die? No, but you can't compare the two. Two different events. That is like comparing apples to rocks. No one deserves to die that way.

Anyway, I am going to go back to talking about pornstars and shit.

Katherine Magbanua Verdict - 5/31/22: Is Charlie Next?

The update on the Dan Markel case is we’re still on track to see Charlie Adelson at trial in April.  Charlie’s lawyer is trying to stop Katherine Magbanua's proffer from being revealed to the public.  That’s fine, Charlie.  We have all the wiretaps that make you look like an asshole.  

Dan’s alleged murderers are still out there in southern Florida.  Granted, now they are scared and watching their doors for the swat or FBI.  And, I do think the Adelson mother, Donna, will be the next to be arrested.  If I were the DA, I’d arrest her right now, just to scare Charlie into a plea bargain.  However, Charlie could rat out some of his family because they’ve abandoned him and his outstanding bills.  There are too many variables.  

Remember that I thought Katie would take her secrets to the grave in prison because she refused to snitch on Charlie?  The thing is that I am okay with Charlie going down for the murder and nobody else.  Knowing that his mother will live the rest of her short life knowing she convinced her golden boy into brokering a deal for murdering Dan.  That is worth more than even prison.

The worst thing about the crime is Katie, Charlie, and Donna went on with their lives as if nothing happened.  They behaved normally, until the FBI bump.  It is crazy.