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Okay, finally something entertaining from Dragon Age: The Veilguard.  Man, this is funny.  So, the game refuses to let you give your female character a great ass.  So, a woke game doesn’t let you have all body types.   Seeing the crew of the Mass Effect series make fun of modern games.  Man, I miss these characters.  Finally, Jacob is cool.  This is so freaking funny.  I hope the same team doesn’t make ME4 or 5.  

At first, I didn’t get it.  I am not up on all the cool new memes and shit.  Well, I was browsing the KF on my man Chibi, I prefer you to be quiet guy, and they archive this post on a picture .   I am old and I didn’t understand the meme.  I was just focused on the woman’s shapely bum.  Why was the lamp on her and the “I” on him?  I googled the image and “ did some research ”.   In most Pixar logos, the lamp smashes the “I” in Pixar . So, someone decided to connect this to smashing stuff. For the dirtier-minded folks, it means knocking boots, which means sex. Only in your dreams, Chibi. Maybe you need to stop sending unwanted nudes to females, Chibi.

This Doolittle fellow popped and plopped into my feed.  He looks to be one of these whiney millennials who demand things out of people when they have no right to.  From what I can gather, Jake Doolittle was a hanger-on of famous Internet personalities.   Side note: His channel is a bit too soy-based for me, but he was doing pretty good numbers for his size. However, I am not sure how well his channel will do now after the rant. Given a lot of these high-profile YouTubers are shitheads, why would you want to have these Tubers join your charity?  No one is required to donate to your charity, dude, dude-little.  I am getting a disconnected vibe from him and the real world. Charities don't threaten people into giving money, unless you're Scientology. (I kid, I kid. Hail Xenu!) Here is the thing, never let YT be your only way to make money.  One, you have to build your resume with real work.  Two, the YT money won’t always be there. ...

Like most of the time, I was having a bad day, but this video made me laugh.  I like mean humor, and I like some trolling here and there.  I love that this guy is walking around causing random havoc for no other reason but for his own pleasure.  The best part is that the kid is rolling around like a drunk dog and squealing like a pig.   Brilliant I say.  

The Naked Gun series is one of my favorite comedy series out there.  I hate the stuffy shit like all those boring Woody Allen movies.  I’ll take a Leslie Nielsen movie over that shit. And, F' Woody Allen for good measure. Anyway, one of the staples of the series is the crazy opening credit  In the first one, you can see the shadow of the camera rig as it enters the house.  The locker room and the donuts shop are funny bits.  You can even hear the bell on the tire wire when it enters the scene.   The second one has a different version of the theme song, which is in a lower key than the first.  I love the bumper car bit. The extras are having a lot of fun with it.  This compilation cuts out the funniest bit from the second movie.  It is the Zsa Zsa Gabor cameo.  She gets pulled over by the Naked Gun credits.  I’ve never seen the actual opening credits pull someone over before.  Zsa Zsa got pulled over by some cops, and she...

I saw this story on Reddit .  I have no idea who this Little Xan is.  I tried to listen to this mumbling meth-head wannabe “rapper”.  I can't get through a single song.  If this is what modern rap sounds like, count me out.  I hate how the rap and hip hop stars fought so hard to be seen as legit musicians and these young mumble/marble-mouth rappers just go on stage and shit this stuff off.  What happened to music?  What happened to this new music genre?   What is up with the skinny jeans, the bad face tattoos, and the sleepy expression?  Why is this the uniform for all these mumble rappers?   Anyway, being the piece of shit skinny white trash that he is, Xan kicked and attacked a fan at some stupid concert.  However, the security guard did slam the skinny little prick.  The police are looking for this goblin and he’s gone into hiding.  I hope I don’t have to write about this guy again.  F’ him and his styl...

I have no idea if this was a legit proposal for a Nike commercial, but I have to say it is pretty ballsy to make it.  The sound and visuals make you think of something darker.  However, it turns out it is just someone trying harder to lose weight. 

Remember that scene where Charley Bowdre stayed with that hooker?  There was an extra scene where we would have discovered that the prostitute was Charley’s mother.  He knew she was his mother and just wanted her to hold him, given that he had never seen her.  He believes he is going to die and wants to maintain his long-lost mother one first and final time.  I think they should have kept this scene in and would have added a darker element to the movie.   From TV Tropes, (( Deleted Scene : In the DVD Commentary Casey Siemaszko reveals the prostitute Charlie goes to see was actually a longer scene, and the end of the scene he tells the guys the woman was his mother. )) It is a real shame they never bothered adding this scene because it shows the growth.   

Given this skit happened in 1990, I believe I was in middle school.   I love how memories work, pun intended.  Certain pop culture moments are connected to your past. I was a super geek, guaranteed that girls would never talk to me.  I hated attending school because I didn't fit in with the “cool kids”. At one point in my life, I decided to go my path.  I dressed and acted the way I wanted to.  I collected a few nerdy outsider friends as well.  We’d talk about VGs and Star Trek.  One of the nerdier things we’d discuss was the episodes of SNL.  From 10 to 21, SNL was in my life.   Anyway, there was a rather butch girl named Betty.  She was tall, chunky, and unattractive.  She and I had a few clashes because she was a low-effort bully.  Because her life wasn't great, she found pleasure in being an asshole to everyone that didn’t fit the norm.  I think she hated me the most because I refused to change.  She nev...

This is simply the best scene in the movie.  I love that the camera is zooming in too fast and crashing through the window.  The characters look back in shock as the camera quietly backs out, embarrassed.  As someone was work stated, it is an actual fourth wall break. 

When people saw this in the theater, they laughed, cheered, and clapped. This was the moment after Samuel Jackson's rousing speech when people were supposed to come together and work out a solution to a problem.  Even the score and camera pretend this was that heroic moment.  As we zoom in, the shark shows up right on cue to dash our hopes.  Even the characters in the scene are destroyed by the misdirection.  Brilliant.   That shark read the script and waited for the right moment to make its own reshoots.   There is a growing trend of movies setting up heroes only for the movie to knock them down for greater impact.  So, what is this trope? One of the famous tropes, of recent times, is the guy or girl we believe is the hero, but ends up dying midway through the story.  This subverts the hero we’re supposed to cheer for.  One of the best examples of this trope is Samuel Jackson making that heroic speech in Deep Blue Sea.   ...

In the olden times of this blog, I used to go through new terms from the Internet and make fun of them.  I stopped doing it because blogs change and evolve.  However, I got bored and decided to dig this old corpse up again.  Some of the terms I looked up come from Google’s AI, while others come from the Urban Dictionary.  Just like old times.   Doomscrolling: Doomscrolling is the act of spending too much time reading negative news or other content online that makes you feel sad, anxious, or angry. It can be harmful to your mental health. In the past, I used to do a lot of Doomscrolling, but I don’t do it as much.  When things are too gloomy, I just go elsewhere on the Internet.  I move on.  As I have gotten older, I tend not to waste my time with harsh depressing news.  I didn’t Doomscroll the news about Trump and I simply will just move on with my life. I do more Pornscrolling… Chillax:  "Chillax" is a slang term that means to rela...

Jim was one of those legendary TCAP predators . He worked for the University of Cincinnati. He was into music and liked to talk a lot—I mean, he loved to talk!  Jim had a lot of history and honors, but he threw it all away.   When you watch his two-hour integration, he experiences a wide range of emotions and stories. The arrest happened in Highland Heights, Kentucky, near the Cincinnati border. Chris Hansen never interviewed him, though the cameras caught him being handcuffed. Remember that Jim rolled around Ohio and Kentucky drunk, looking for the decoy. He said and showed some nasty things to the decoy, too.   Jim was an angry blowhard who thought he was smarter than the detectives interviewing him.  However, he dug his grave by talking to the cops without a lawyer.  The entire interview is an amusing journey through his life.  Due to most of his police footage being released, he became an Internet legend.  There are prank calls and analys...

I found this dude on a KF page.   This commentary is very good.  I used to like and respect the Channel Awesome crew.  When I was younger, I wanted to be like these guys.  As I have gotten older, I have seen them as entitled and out of touch with reality.  These kids who got out of high school made it big in the salad days of the Internet.   While flawed, CA did bring some attention to these reviewers.  They would come around and attack the very site that helped them become Internet famous.   A great many of these guys never had a real, butt-kicking job, so the old CA document seems petty and foolish.  These CA content creators needed to get their hands dirty with real jobs to be thankful for the great jobs they had during the golden years of the Internet.   As I have gotten to more about many of these former CA, I find them to be annoying.  I think it has more to do with social media.  Even when their fame ...

At work, I mentioned the water jug puzzle from Die Hard: With a Vengeance.  It was one of those puzzles that I could not figure out even after the scene.  We discussed it and came up with the solution after the time limit.  This scene is one of the reasons I love Die Hard 3 so much.   The movie wasn’t supposed to be a Die Hard movie.  Jonathan Hensleigh wrote the script Simon Says as a standalone movie.  Wanting to go in a different direction, they commissioned the script for the Die Hard franchise, with some major changes to the second and third acts.  When you go back and watch DH3, please take notice of the tone shift after the explosion in the subway.  The movie goes from a mystery thriller to a full-blown Die Hard movie.  It even reveals its connections to the first movie. 

Why throw away your entire life over a lie   County Clerk in a county in Colorado.  There was an audit done in her county and no issues were reported.  She started to believe there were problems with the voting machines and took it upon herself to look into matters.  In stealth mode, she brought in a spy to copy hard drives and other information.  Get this, when it happened, she ordered the cameras to be turned off during the heist.   She let a former pro-surfer/CEO into the building to record and copy sensitive documents.  Yes, she brought in a former surfer for a heist.  The data ended up on the Internet with passwords and names.  In this orgy of stupidity, the fellow clown, My Pillow CEO, is mixed into this mess.   During her sentencing, she went completely off the rails. You have to see that video because she talks more about the fake votes than about herself. Despite the facts, she still believes she is a hero. ...

I am finishing up Peters' story, but I wanted to add a post about a Scitenotist or a former one.  Juliette Lewis, an actress who has been in hundreds of things, has left Scientology.  She fled that stupid religion back in 2021 and I didn't know it.  Given it was Covid season, it was overlooked.  Lewis was a hardcore Scientologist right along with Danny Masterson and Jason Lee.  She probably spent millions to reach a high level of OT on their bridge, and she walked away from it.   Can she leave? However, some people claim that she has not left Scienigyu.  So, is all this a lie?  

"Get out of my pants" Tina, no one wants to get into your pants. Tina Peters is a misguided and entitled person.  The video above is of her being arrested. She goes full Karen in her arrest. The more I look into this crazy woman, the more silly shit I find about her and the big lie.  The story is insane and payback is a bitch. Her story is so unreal that I have to break it up.  She is the model of people believing in bullshit. As much as I have problems with the left, the right has just as many stupid people. Even her freaking age is funny.  She just turned 69 (hee-hee).   Taken from her Wiki , I learned she received a non-credited degree in holistic nutrition.  Red flag one.  Her degree comes from a correspondence school—red flag two.  Her fake-ass degree came from the fake-ass school of Clayton College of Natural Health.  It was so “natural” that it went out of business in 2010 with many lawsuits.  The school was a joke...

What a clown.  This guy went completely nuts and drove through a barricade to a parade.  He was trying to pull a Darrell Brooks.  Luckily, he didn’t hurt or kill anyone.  The best part is that he recorded the entire incident on his dashcam.   This guy, who looks like a skinnier Alex Jones, is named Sidney Mecham.  Yes, it is a stupid name.  He is also a sexual predator.  This makes it strange because Darrell Brooks is also a predator, a child predator.   I love that he calmly takes hits off his vape while evading the police.  This POS got five years in prison.

Watching these young people watch old-school Trek brings back memories.  I love that new people are entering one of my favorite universes.  While I can’t get through Discovery, I like some of the new Trek stuff, but the Berman and Gene Star Trek has a warm place in my heart.  I left a long-winded comment on a first-time watcher of TNG about all the issues BTS on the first two seasons of TNG.   TNG was my way gateway away from the terrible childhood I had.  Because I had so many issues growing up, TNG was a shining moment that kept me going, and I love that younger people are starting to get into the deeper meanings of Trek.   Gene screwed that show over with his ego, drug abuse, and decaying health.  It is lucky that TNG even got a second season.  As much as he tried to protect TOS, Gene became TNG’s worst enemy.   I just love watching these people watch Trek for the first time. 

I haven’t talked about the suitcase killer, but she is close to my age.   Here is a young Sarah Boone , the suitcase killer, in a Nickelodeon game show back in the 90s.  This bright-eyed, fresh-faced, high-wearing blue jeans girl would become a bitter and entitled killer. In the video, you can tell she just wants to shove the game show host into a purse or a travel bag.  Maybe, it is her thing.   Anyway, this game show was called Nick Arcade.  It was a video game-based game show.  You’d answer questions and play VGs.  Not a bad gig.  I remember this campy little game show, it is a tone-down Double Dare with stranger kids.    I have so many questions.  Who was the chunky kid on her team?  Did she attempt to shove him into a suitcase?  Could he even fit?  I want to know. By the way, her partner seems to be on the spectrum. In the 90s, she liked to “check out guys and spend money”.  Now, she likes kil...

One of the few problems I had with Rogue One was James Earl Jones's voice was a bit too old and weak for the movie.  Keep in mind that Rogue One happens right before Episode IV.  The cool thing about the movie is they reconstructed the bulkier Vader suit and mask from Episode IV and not the sleeker black one from V and VI.  They even restored the brown lens that he wears in IV, which isn’t there for the other two.  However, it seems Disney didn’t modify his voice as much as the original movies.   The people making RO went through everything to make sure it fit with Episode IV aesthetics.  This was a bit of an oversight.  Then again, a bunch of Vader scenes were added at the last moment.   This YouTuber changed that and made his voice more in tune with the voice we know from IV.  It is heavier and more robotic.  It works with the IV suit and mask.  Well, done.   I don’t know why Disney didn’t bother doing this, ki...

Like most TikTok stars, JinnKid is an entitled asshole.  He was known for doing pretty good impressions of famous characters and video game skits.  After moving to California, Ali started using drugs and attacking his wife.  She had enough and separated from him.  He started spying on her and caught her with another man.  Ali could bang any slut he wanted, but he got angry when a man would look at his estranged wife funny.   He ended up killing her and her guy friend.  He planted his dead wife’s head in the guy friend’s lap. After acting like a clown on the stand, He was found guilty.  His reaction to the cheering at his verdict is something to behold.  And, his behavior during sentencing is even funnier, not realizing he looks like a big spoiled baby.  When the crowd cheers for the life sentence, he claps mockingly.  Bitch, you’re clapping at your life sentence.   Then, he pissed me off with his YouTube channel....

Yes, the meme is legendary.  It is interesting because there are rhythm-based games that are more complex today, like the FNF series.

A person and I disagreed over a certain cameo in Star Trek III . Was Janice Rand in Star Trek III?   When I was a child, my mother and father pointed out that the woman within the Spacedock scene watching the Enterprise enter was Janice Rand.  In the credits, she is listed as “Woman in Cafeteria”.  The late Grace Lee Whitney is playing the woman in a Star Fleet uniform.  Director Nimoy added her to the scene because he wanted to include her, and she showed up in his IV.  I think Nimoy felt bad for the way Hollywood treated her.   Anyway, since that moment, I always felt it was Rand.  But, I had no idea some fans didn’t believe it was her.  Whitney is just playing another character .  For me, I believe it is Rand.  If you look closely, “Woman in Cafeteria” gives a disapproving look and shakes her.  The head shakes and her expression says, “There they go again” as she looks at the damage.  Rand was in battle aboard the Enter...

Just think: GG would have died on the vine if she hadn't made a false copyright claim.    I went through Zoe Quinn’s KF with GG being ten years old .  Since her grift on GG, she keeps stumbling upward and downward.  She had an anti-harassment site, which she lost interest in and abandoned.  She decided to become a professional wrestler, realizing the hard work, lost interest in it and abandoned it.   Furthermore, she got 85K to do a stupid FWV videogame based on some Chuck Tingle books.  Get this, she lost interest and abandoned it.  She hasn’t even bothered to log into her Kickstarter account since Feb 27, 2021.  So, yeah, 85K for a project that went nowhere.  You have to love the irony that her backers were some of her defenders during GG and have been thrown aside.  I won’t get into Alec Holowka’s suicide, but she was involved in that too.   Given her post-GG history, Zoe has done more damage than even GG could ima...

These two are breaking that fourth wall.  Remember, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castles is twenty years old.  I remember watching this menu screen thing way back in the day.  A lot of DVDs will have hidden things like this one.  I love how Kumar gets angry with you if you don’t hit something.  In the Mummy DVD, the original release, you can hear the entire Jerry Goldsmith score in the menu screen of the listening options.   I also like the Zoolander DVD menu too.  Zoolander will talk to you during the menu sequence.   Mugatu’s dance will change if you let it run through the cycle.  His dances are sillier in the second round.  Did Will Ferrell film these just for the DVD? His dancing is in step with the music on the menu.  

Well, this is “actually” Sparta, Ohio.  I’ve been waiting for this meme to come to life with an actual Sparta kick.  While I don’t care about the political bullshit, the Sparta officer is being investigated for this Greek kick.  The comments are amusing.   It happened, the meme has become life.  

The first thing I noticed about this scene cut is that Gmork's voice is different.  It has a raspier voice in the German cut.  The international version has a stronger voice.   Depending on which cut you watch, you may get different iterations of the creature.  In the German cut, you almost feel sorry for him.  The Gmork reveals that The Nothing has drained most of his power, and he has just enough to attack.  The Nothing has used Gmork.  The international cut, has him being more pure evil and shady, hiding in the shadows.   The “leave me alone” is not in the International version.  It shows that he is weakened.   Both versions of the Gmork are a representation of depression and despair.  I love that it recognizes that taking away hope and imagination means it can control people.  As a child, some of these deeper concepts fly over your head.