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I generally don’t follow  Nintendo  “Let’s Play” guys because most of them are annoying.  Do all Switch players have issues?  (Don’t answer that.)  The fool decided to send out strange tweets and threats toward Trump.  Some of his fans called the cops on him for a wellness check and he freaked out.     I have some major mental problems, but I am not going to live tweet and stream my destruction.  When I spent a week in a hospital, the medical staff thought I was in major mental distress and sent a  therapist  to my room thinking I would cause self-harm to myself.  Are we in an alt-world where this is okay to stream this shit?     He needs to get a real job and seek mental help and stop streaming.     The police handled this situation rather well.     I love that some of his fans are trying to spin this as a swatting incident.  It is not.  

Hungrybox vs. Crab It's as if Billy Mays was cloned... Round One. Fight! Who throws a crab? Maybe he thought the guy was hungry (box). It is in his name. I had no idea who or what a Hungrybox is or was. I thought it was some sort of frozen food dinner or a Taco Bell box. Someone at work told me he's sort of a villain of the Let's Plays and competitive circles. In other words, a dick. Well, HB won a game of Super Smash Bros competition. An asshat in the audience was so pissed off by the shocking win that he threw a whole crab at HB. From Newsweek , (( Juan “Hungrybox” DeBiedma of Team Liquid had just defeated long-time rival Joseph “Mango” Marquez of Cloud9 in a tense game of  Melee . After DeBiedma shook Marquez’s hand and started to wrap up his controller, a fan threw a dead crab at his head. Picking up the boiled crustacean, DeBiedma yelled at the crowd and asked who had chucked it onto the stage. The clip was captured live on the VGBootcamp Tw...

What in the hell is this? Look here (listen), I am not an SJW or a feminist, but this videogame is wrong in every way. First off, why fight off a crowd of women that want to have sex with you? Second, given the cornucopia of porn on the Internet, why even bother getting a game like this? As far as I know, this The Harem Trigger is not related to the Chrono Trigger series. And, even watching this shitty game makes me think Chris Hansen will pop up from the kitchen.

This popped and I literally popped up in the Reddit group Freakout . I saw the video and the lady with the 10k boobs did look familiar. Did some Google searching and it is/was Bella Reese. Surprise, she is a pornstar. And, I am not going to lie those are some amazing boobs, Bella. Yep, don't date a pornstar. While they might be great at their jobs, you really don't want to see these ladies IRL. BTW, notice how fast she ran? Damn, girl. F'ing on screen gives you good cardo. Side Note: This reminds me of the time when Sara Jay got knocked the f' out.

Because I am feeling nostalgic, here is another golden Internet video. I still want to know something about this video. Did she fall into the trench or did the trench form around her when she fell? Certain people just find things to fall into no matter what. I also like that her family just films her in the trench. What nice people. Then again, I would have dropped off some burgers and fries and left her in there.

Grape Lady, Remember her? Boom goes the dynamite.   There comes a time that you have been on the Internet as long as I have and remember when these things first popped. I remember writing about her years ago. Damn, I've been doing this Internet thing for a long time.  Forget protecting the Bill of Rights, this should be in the Libary of Congress.   Do you remember when the memes were new as a baby? The Grape lady was one of the earliest meme/popular videos. I remember a friend showing me this video and being shocked by the sound of a woman falling on her face (not her ass). I also love how her coworkers are pretending to care about her and are probably laughing her plight. Poor Grape Lady. People turned it into a damn song and remixes. After this incident, nothing else was heard or read about her. It was as if The Nothing grabbed her. No one has really talked to her recently. In many ways, she is the queen of memes. Her name is Meliss...

Record Store Employee Snobs You see, kids, we had these buildings that sold hardcover versions of your music called record stores.  Usually, it smelled rather bad in there and had pretentious a-holes working the front counter.  They're the same dudes that you encounter at the coffee shops today wearing their sandals and neck-beards.   I love that Kenny Loggins sucks so bad that his own autograph brings the value of his used album down. While I don't remember everything about Half Baked, the joke from above always makes me laugh. The scene reminds me of the High Fidelity scene with Jack Black giving shit to the guy that wants to buy a Stevie Wonder single. I love that Jack Black refuses to sell the song to the middle age man. Was Jack Black the pre-hipster or the proto-hipster? And, yes the Cosby sweater joke has a completely different meaning today. What are you acussing your friend of, Jack? Holy Crap, it is a Cosby Sweater.  Even a...

Just after I wrote that post about our boy Rusty, he decided to write a rebuttal of sorts to that Medium story about him with another Medium story...about him.  It is a bit of ramble, but it does give us an insight into his state of mind from a slanted POV.  The story from Russ is too long and stupid to fully go through, but I wanted to go through a few things.  (And, Russ, this is review and fair use don’t even try to sue me over it.)   From Medium,   (( They say that the entertainment business is all about who you know, not what you know. If you can’t nail an audition, you better know somebody who knows somebody or else you just have to press your luck. ))   And, this is the problem with your entire generation.  You don’t want to work for fame, because you want the fame thrown onto you.  To have lasting success, you HAVE to skills to grow and change.  Part of that is working your way up the career you want to get into...

Chris Chan Tries it: Making his own home the HQ of his fictional world. Yes, Chris has decided to make his home in VA the “Sonichu Headquarters”. I am not making this up. When you put in Sonichu Headquarters into Google Maps, it comes up as Chris Chan's home address and it even has a picture of him and his stupid characters. Despite the fact he already doxed himself years ago, he is now inviting people to show up to his house. So, when you Google Search Sonichu Headquarters, you go directly to his house. Damn it, Chris. This is the Google Maps picture. When his mother dies, he will no longer own the house and will be forced into a treatment home. Someone else will move in and they will be forced to deal with the Sonichu Headquarters listing in Google Maps.  Here's the best part though...Chris has “store hours” for his home. Monday-Sunday, 8:30AM to 8:00PM. Are you serious? It would take me nearly 7-8 hours to meet Chris and Sonichu. (With tolls) Th...

A series of useless compointant...and I am not talking about the Xbox One.  Don (Always Online)  Mattrick :  Do you remember him?   He worked for EA for a long time before moving over to Microsoft.  While he wasn’t the only one, people put the blame of the early Xbox One issues on him.  He became the face of the lame duck of the early release of Xbox One.  And, one of the reasons Sony trolled Xbox for its problems.     From Attack of the  Fanboy,    ( ( To say that the handling of the Xbox One reveal was botched would be putting it nicely.  Mattrick  created a further PR nightmare with confusing comments like “If you’re backwards compatible, you’re really backwards” or the condescending “Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren’t able to get some form of connectivity, it’s called Xbox 360.”  MS needed to clean house and  Mattrick  was the ...