Man brings pizza to teen’s house, meets Chris Hansen instead

Our man Jeff Sokol.  Even people who aren’t versed in the TCAP universe are aware of the pizza-eating predator.  When you think of pizza, you think of Jeff Sokol as a clown and will be forever connected to his sting.  This is the same video where he offers Chris Hansen a slice of his predator pizza.  

Currently, Jeff Sokol’s pizza video has over 70 million views.  Imagine nearly 100 million people seeing that you are an asshole and a predator. Keep in mind that He brought a marriage contract, booze, boner pills, and more. He drove almost three hours to meet an underage girl. What a piece of shit.

Yes, I know you read and watch everything that mentions you, Jeff. This is all in jest and intended as a parody, mocking you. Hi, Jeff. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

The location where he got the pizza has a long-running joke of receiving troll reviews, making fun of Jeff’s sting.  Now, if you visit the Planet Pizza Google website where this incident occurred, you'll find numerous amusing reviews.  

Since I know the TCAP lore, I even catch the subtle troll reviews.  

David W That Sokul Special is amazing! Definitely helped me take my mind off my predicament as I sat at a table with a well-dressed guy at the other end asking me questions. He declined to have a slice, which is unfortunate for him, but more pizza and OJ for me! That small is almost as big as the large!

Kayle Let me tell you - I had a piping hot small pepperoni (it’s as big as the large) in front of me while being interrogated. Was I nervous? Sure. But did I let that bother me? No. Throughout the questions asked of me, I couldn’t help but dive head first into this pizza. It did not disappoint. I folded it, and washed it down with orange juice which was originally intended as a mixer, but hey, when in Fairfield, right? If you want an excellent pizza, stop by and ask for the Sonny Derek Porter special.

Caspar V I was on my way to 'Lantic city with my mummy and my daddy, when I stopped by at Planet Pizza. My buddies Jeffrey and Christopher recommended that I get the "Sokol special", a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. I wanted an 18" pizza, but I only had enough money for the 13" pizza, so i settled for that instead. It was easily the cleanest, best pleasure I've ever experienced. They also serve a delicious "Cawd" fish, but for fish, I am not coming. Unfortunately, the area doesn't seem like it's the safest, because upon leaving, I was immediately tackled by a camoflauged man in a ghillie suit.