The amount of hair products and STD medication has to be huge with this group.
I was digging around Google, putting my blog's address into the
search to see if anyone mentioned me or linked to something. I came
across this “wonderful” Tumblr
blog discussing my review
of Jersey Shore way back in 2010! Yep, almost five years ago.
Basically, this Tumblr reviewed my review and tore me a new bunghole.
For shits, let's go through their review of my review of Jersey
Shore.
((Proving the big name sources unreliable it was time to
see if young blog writers could bring forward any dependable
information. On the random google search an article or blog by Semaj
came up about Jersey Shore. ))
First off, I am not a young blog
writer. I had been writing for about 7-8 years before this post was
even conceived. And, anyone reading my shitty blog knows I bring NO
“dependable information” nor do I care to anything
on the Internet. I am just
a blogger. Journalist look
down on bloggers and bloggers look down on Tumblr users. Tumblr
people look down on Tweeters and Tweeters look down on Facebook
users. And, everyone hates MySpace. That is the order of things.
((Blogs are mostly meant for people to state their opinions. ))
Or, state opinions on opinions. Why
do I feel there is a “but” coming up?
((The article is really biased and the author greatly portrays his
point of view about the show. The author makes the article so slanted
that it turns into a hate piece against the show. ))
Thank you for calling it an article.
It makes it seem legit. Biased? It's a review, you green-blooded
Vulcan. It's supposed to be a hate piece because it is my opinion on
the show. I hate the show, so therefore the piece is negative. Oh,
it gets better. Read on...
((Moreover, a small amount of grammatical and spelling errors and
his addition of vulgar words cause the reader to not appeal to the
language as well as to take his side. ))
I take pride in my grammatical
errors. It's like stepping in horse poop. Be
proud of the smell you're tracking in. Take
pride in your mistakes I say. And, the vulgar words? Where the fuck
do you see me writing shitty words? I don't want people to take my
side on things I want people to form their own opinions. And, you
are talking about Jersey
Shore, a show that has a bunch of annoyingly good looking people
banging
other stupid good looking people.
((If the author kept his personal opinions to himself, and it is
hard not to in a blog, then the article would have a well-rounded
tone to it and would leave the audience with a contradictory point of
view. ))
You know he/she/personal pronoun
does have a point, but the cover of “blogger” still applies with
my review. The show is so full of people I hate in real life that
there is no way to remove it from my review. However, there does
need to be a balance though, but not with something like Jersey
Shore. The show doesn't
deserve it.
((By bringing his own perspective most of the information in the
article cannot be backed up by a legitimate source, thus the accuracy
of the information and whether most people feel like this is true for
support. ))
You make it sound like an Wiki entry
more than a shitty review about a shitty TV show.
Anyway, I laughed out loud when I
read this “review” of my review. I really can't take it that
seriously because it is a Tumblr blog, and it is about a shitty
reality show that's not on the air anymore. I'm guessing this was
written at the height of the show's popularity, because
now no one cares about the JS crew anymore.
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