Vince Offer “Slap Chop” remix (Steve Porter remix)

Vince Offer “Slap Chop” remix (Steve Porter remix)

This is beyond brilliant. I guess when Vince isn't stealing from Billy Mays or beating up hookers, he makes rap albums.

All jokes aside, this is one of best remixes about the spiked haired dude.

The only thing that would have made this even better is if Billy Mays showed up for a cameo. Hey, let's throw in Xenu for good measure.

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