Hey, Kool-Aid Man! (Oh, yeah)

Hey, Kool-Aid Man! (Oh, yeah)

I freaking hate the Kool-Aid man.

He’s one of those company mascots that scare the living crap out of me. When I was a child, I’d remember watching this huge mutant-living glass of Kool-Aid come bursting through walls with no care in the world. Think of all the walls this giant glass creature has destroyed over the years.

(Side Note: Make sure you click on this link to find out everything you ever wanted to know about this Kool-Aid guy.)

It would seem the popularity of the Kool-Aid Man returned to the top when Family Guy did a spoof The Glassed Mutant in one of their episodes.

How would you feel about a pitcher of Kool-Aid that sounds like Wolfman Jack destroying your property? I just don’t trust a talking oversized Pitcher of Kool-Aid that feels the need to destroy walls.

I have a few questions though…

Does insurance cover the Kool-Aid Man damage?

After thirty years of destroying wall, who in their right mind would call for the Kool-Aid Man? It’s pretty obvious he’s going to destroy a wall.

What’s with that stupid grin?

Videos

Kool-Aid man knows how to play Basketball: Oh, yeah!

Dane Cook discusses the Kool-Aid Man: This is probably one of the funnier jokes he made.

Five most awkward Kool-Aid Man moments: This is a funny parody for the most part.

One of those ads:

Kool-Aid Man as an action hero

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