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Baked Alaska lost his macing court case, and it couldn’t have happened to a shittier guy.  I almost thought he’d get away with this incident.  I was wrong.  The courts found him guilty, and it was the right choice.  I also love that BA made that shitty “We Love Our Cop” and proceeds to break the law with the capital riots.  Given everyone he filmed while in the riot was arrested, it seems strange he wasn’t charged with federal crimes.  Some claim that he is a federal informant, and there could be some truth to it. 

Well, we all knew that there were major issues going on behind the scenes of Bioware and EA.  While the main storyline wasn’t perfect, it was working.  The final part of the ending completely fell apart and didn’t work with the overall story and concept of the Mass Effect series.  Why shoehorn everything down to three narrow endings that are contradicted to the story?  While there is another ending planned for ME3 in the early stages of ME2, we also know about the thrown-out Reaper Queen.  Choices should have mattered.   While EA and BW heard the backlash, and they added the extended cut.  It helped, but the shoehorned endings were still there.  Plus, they added that stupid snark “refuse” ending.  Clearly, that was added as a middle finger to those that called the team out.  Overall, I think the team needed another 6 months to make the endings work.   It kind of reminds me of the shitshow that Star Trek Enterprise’s finale...

In a strange way, I’ve been into this creepy little goblin-butternut-head dude for a while.  It is like Chris Chan and DSP wrapped in a mutant creature.  Due to his legal threats, I need to make this warning that this whole post is my opinion and nothing else.   Russ, you haven’t learned a gosh-darn thing.  Our sue-happy shithead Rusty has decided to sue another person/production.  After failing numerous times of suing Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, Russ has set his legal eyes on the production company behind the show America's Got Talent .  After taking an L from Swift, Grande, and the Kiwi Farms, you would think he’d learn his lesson.  Nope.  Butternut-head hasn’t learned anything and repeats his mistakes.  Aren’t you tired of paying legal fees to the people you lose to?   Russ has this crazy notion that getting famous is more important than having talent.  Instead of busting his ass on his music, he wants famous peopl...

    This has to be one of the creepiest stories I’ve heard.  I vaguely remember the trailer for Black Water, which is loosely based on this story.   I would never get close to a river with “black water”.  Furthermore, I probably would have shit myself knowing that a crocodile was stalking my friend and me.   There is no way I would have made it through the night.       Anyway,  here is the detailed story of the incident .         BTW,  the seawater crocs are  very dangerous to humans and will eat us at a drop of a hat.      Here's the movie based on the incident.   

While I haven’t been following the controversy over Blizzard, I do know a bunch of neckbeards started behaving like R-Kelly and Cosby.  One of the dipshits in the scandal was a guy named Jesse McCree .  He was a lead designer.  They named the cowboy character in Overwatch after him.  Well, Blizzard wants to change their image and threw out the name McCree for the name Cole Cassidy.  That name seems familiar.  Well, some people discovered that the name switched around turns into a pornstar name,   Cassidy Cole.  Yep.   She is not a cowboy. Cassidy is actually one of the types of women in the adult industry.  She has that cute girl-next-door look.  Given I’ve seen a lot of adult videos with Cassidy Cole, I’ve enjoyed her work...for research purposes.  I’m sure Cassidy is wondering why her name has surged recently, not realizing it is a bunch of neckbeards looking her up due to Overwatch. 

We had a morning workout show with very attractive women and cameras focusing on certain body parts.  However, we never had anything like this in the US.  Zuiikin English was one of the strangest shows I’ve seen.   Instead of me trying to explain the damn thing, here’s the Wiki overview of the show.  From the Wiki, (( 1992 by Fuji Television . Eikaiwa, Taisō and Zuiikin mean "English conversation", "gymnastic exercises" and " voluntary muscles ", respectively. The series combines English language lessons with gymnastic exercise programs. The series consists of 24 episodes. )) So using muscle movements helps you remember things... I guess.  The problem is clearly the camera guy is getting a hard-on by focusing on the women’s bodies.  The whole thing seems odd yet funny.  Back in the early days of the Internet,  I remember this show receiving popularity for this combo.  It was one of the earlier memes, and even I wrote about it early in ...

These two dunces are some of the saddest and funniest predators from that sting.  I love that both of them acted and looked the same and were caught in the same damn sting.  I am even certain the two rednecks crossed paths in sitting in jail.  Likewise, I am sure they’re cousins of some type.   Out of the two of them, Mr. Issac is my favorite.  Tim Issac had to have known he looked like Super Mario with that creepy-ass facial hair and redshirt.  Alonzo Wade just wanted to party, that’s all.   Here’s the best part, Tim Issac just got married this year ...to a fully grown woman.  He lost the Mario Brothers facial hair and shirt, though.  Here's hoping his wife isn't a crazy person that burns down houses and steals drugs. If someone as goofy and stupid as Tim can get married, there is hope for me yet.

Trump is finally revealing his “ amazing ” social media site... I guess.  TRUTH Social is the name of the site, and I think it is a stupid name. At least he didn't call it Trump Social. Like ResetEra and other left-leaning sites, Trump’s new social media site will be an echo chamber.  Hopefully, all the assholes will leave the other sites, and they can yell at each other. This could have some horrible effects on things if this launches.  Here’s hoping it is more of a success than Trump Steaks. 

This one is an oldie but goodie.  This happened somewhere around 2014-15.  I wrote about this story years ago when it happened.  I wanted a cheer-up, so I dug this meme up again.  When I first saw the video, I thought it was a short nerd that grabbed him.   It has angered me more than it did in the past.  It is troubling to see a white woman put a black “in his place” and for him to sit down.  Nope, this isn’t the 60s, lady.  If you have a problem with his shit, call him out, but don’t grab him like a child.  She’s lucky he acted restrained like he did because others would and acted much stronger.  Then her simps and her tried to get him DQ’ed for her actions.  Allegedly, she lied, claiming he touched her first.  She only changed her tune when it was discovered someone filmed and posted it.   She wrote an apology post, but I can’t find it anymore.   Note to any stompy-white girl, don’t grab a black man ...