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    This guy was the Grape Lady  without  the grapes or the  bare feet .       Here’s a throwback video from the early days of the Internet.  Fat guy sits and chair, the chair breaks under a fat guy on live TV.  I wrote about this fine fellow  toward  the beginning of my blogging career.  His name i s  Nhlanhla Nene from South Africa.  He worked as the  Minister of Finance until he was fired back in 2015.  Yet, he was brought back in 2018 only to quit.       I really can’t care about his career.  He will be remembered as the chair-breaking guy.  The best part is he knows his chair is going to break when he hears that snap but keeps babbling.    

    There was a time when  parody   music videos were the shit on YouTube .  Heck, I even like some of them.  Bart Baker was one of the bigger ones.  My only problem with Baker was that he felt compelled to always dress up as a woman.  It got old  really  quick and wasn’t very funny.  It kind of reminded me of Shane Dawson.  Actually, Baker was a more talented Dawson.     Two years ago, Baker stopped doing videos on his 10 million subbed channel and migrated over to the floating turd that is  TikTok .  He got involved with some Chinese media group and is promoting pro-Chinese stuff and  propaganda .  okay, fine.  I sort of respect the  hustle , but he looks  miserable  doing these stupid  tik toks .  He seems to lose a piece of his soul with every video.  His new content wasn't made for me and I probably wouldn't watch is American TicTok videos either....

  I love how everyone's placing their bets on wether it's quinton reviews or movie bob lol https://t.co/Ju5eZvFU8x — shoebill 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 (@shoebillcore79) January 14, 2021     2021 is starting out great.   Well, this is a bit sad.  I really am not attacking Quinton as much as I did Movie Bob because MB is more of an asshole in social media than Quint.  I think Quint relies on social media too much and not enough of his content, which he does well.  He seems to want to have certain people above him to befriend or perhaps date him.   Dude, you’re an overweight bearded white dude that talks about Garfield.  Certain people like Lindsey Ellis are going to always hate you.       Now, the first woman to supposedly put him on blast did call him out when he tried to post a pity tweet, thus outing him as the thirsty fanboy that was bothering her.  However,  Quinton and the woman did go out together a few ...

    This has completely made my day.  And, yes those are the actors that play the character in GTA 5.  I love it.  Somehow, the meme has folded in on itself.  That is all.    

    I generally don’t care about the world anymore because I am so cynical.   However, I’ve always had a stance of leaving people alone to protest anything they want as long as it is peaceful.  I will call out the left and the right when you come in trying to steal a sign or attempt to start a fight.  This turd nugget is no different.       These guys did a good job of maintaining a calm response to the redneck’s remarks.  They just kept staring at him as he lost steam and started to stumble on his own words.  He began with a bang and ended with a whimper.  The redneck waddles away  unfulfilled  and confused.       The silver lining to the story is that John, the redneck, lost his job.  While I would have suspended him with no pay,  the company he worked for fired his ass .  I would have forced him to take some anger management and counseling classes.  My thing is why even ...

    You can’t make this up.  The son of a NY Supreme Court judge decided to switch to the other side of the law and raid the capital.  He was dressed like one of the   Wildlings from Game of Thrones.  Not only did he dress in a certain way to make it easy to track him, but he decided to do an interview as he  trespassed  on  federal  grounds.  Given he grew up rich, why d id he decide to “stop the steal"?    Was he lonely and needed friends?  Did he think this would get him MAGA or Proud Girls pussy?     This idiot’s name is  Aaron  Mostofsky  and his father is Judge Shlomo  Mostofsky .  Now, his stupid son is more famous than he is.   I’d love to find out what Aaron did as a job.       He grabbed four charges but I am certain his rich parents will pull some strings and get him out of it or get a lighter sentence.  However, I am sure the...