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Great Star Trek TNG Moment I went into a Meijer store and went into a bathroom that completely smelled like a Weed Bomb exploded inside. Basically someone smoked a whole joint in the men's restroom stall. I didn't want anyone to think I was the guy that smoked the joint. Anyway, I went inside the actual store and walked passed a guy working on the floor in the store. His cell phone ringed and I noticed a familiar sound...something from my childhood. It was the transporter sound from TNG. Yes, I know which show the sound effect came from. I smiled and chuckled. I walked pass him and commented, "Nice transporter effect." He laughed and thanked me. We just had a Star Trek moment. Keep in mind I also noticed the MGS sound effects on phones too. I have a Yee and Transformers themes on my phone, but the TNG transporter effect is just plain cool.  

Pet my Dog: Who care about you and your dog Who is this entitled hipster? Why is he harassing some Muslims into petting his dog? If they're being assholes, fine. However, you're being an asshole by messing with them. Plus, he reminds me of those hipsters that always wear sleeveless shirts and always show their armpits. If they don't like dogs, then let them be. They're in America and they'll understand that Americans LOVE their dogs. You don't have to shove your dog in their faces. I love dogs and I would freak out if you acted this way around me.   If you find him annoying in the video above, he made a response video. He's more annoying. I don't care about his politics, I just find him annoying.  

He Will Not Divide Us shutdown again...wait what? From People.com, (( The actor announced on Thursday that the livestream had been taken down after gunshots were reported the area. He  tweeted   that the “safety of everybody participating in our project is paramount.” )) F rom Shia's Twitter , (( We have taken the stream down after shots were reported in the area. The safety of everybody participating in our project is paramount. )) We may need a scorecard to keep up with re-launches and shutdowns of this damn art-protest piece. At this moment, this stream is dead . I still believe some is going to get shot, stabbed or peppered sprayed at this event. And, I think someone will be suing Shia for it. Someone in his circle is going to have to explain this to him. It is time to call it a fail and cut ties, bro.  

Random Things ~Basketball Street Hoop: Maybe I hate sports too much, but I hate the fact that people put of these street hoops in neighborhoods and you have to drive through them. That means you have to break up their game. Maybe, I am too old, but I find it a bit annoying. Why not find a real court and play? Plus, it seems like the people that play these street hoops are slower to move out of the way when you drive through. Go to a damn park. I was never good at basketball or team sports. cancelled ~Captain America Civil War: I have been re-watching Civil War on Netflix and I even loving this movie even more . It seems the MCU is handling politically charged stories in a better manner than the actual comic company . You can do political stories, but make them interesting without preaching and talking down to your audience. Leave that to bloggers like me and even I slip in a poop or pee joke. I think TNG and DS9 got this form of story-telling right. Somet...

Skee-Lo “I wish” I remember really digging this song back in the day. I always wanted to know why we didn't hear more from Skee-Lo. Yet, this song was a huge hit for him. Plus, this song has been used in a lot of ads. He has made some major coin from this song . I kind of like the Will Smith vibe he has with his lyrics because he tells stories with each verses. This song is a reverse brag-based rap song, which makes it a nice standout from the rest. Growing up, I was that odd man out sort of guy that didn't have the luck with the ladies or had a nice car. I wasn't very athletic or a smooth talker. I simply got ignored or made fun of by the ladies. So, this song was my anthem. -Forest Gump reference: Okay, I like what he is doing here with him being the Forest Gump character on the bench. -The music is a good mix with some nice record scratches thrown in for good measure. -Throw the Basketball Away: I love when he throws the basketball ...

He Will Not Divide us Returns Like a bad case of farts, He Will Not Divide Us is back up . From nydailynews.com (( A week after the movie star's latest performance-art exhibit — a wall reading "He Will Not Divide Us" in reference to Trump — was  shut down in New York , LaBeouf re-opened the display in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on Saturday. )) Shia's stupid little protest live-stream service is back online. If you took a wrong turn in Albuquerque, make sure to show up on the live stream. I still think it will be only a matter of time before someone is shot or stabbed at this event. When pro-anti supporters connect, there is usually violence. I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but I think this protest is a bit useless. There are other ways to combat Trump, but yammering on in a stream isn't one of them. And, you have to read the statement from Shia's camp on the original location's reasoning for shutting down the stream. Fro...

Kid n Play cartoon Do you remember in the 80s and 90s when everybody had a cartoon show. Everyone from Hulk Hogan , Chuck Norris to Rambo had a damn cartoon show. (Mr. T even had a cartoon show.) And, they were all shitty. This was no different. I find this strange because their rap songs and videos were PG, but their movies were very R-rated. This came out after the movie. They must of quickly rush this out because the movie came out earlier in 1990 whereas the show came out in September. You can tell because the animation is really bad. I also like that they didn't even bother getting Kid and Play to voice their cartoon characters just like Hulk Hogan. However, the wiki does list Martin Lawrence playing a role on the show. He was in the movies playing a slightly different character. I do like the stupid live wrap-around segments though. I think this was one of a promotional tool for their music than a cartoon show. Thankfully, this only l...

Where's Chris Chan? AKA Where's Waldo? Thanks to Kiwi Farms for posting this gem . This was an LGBTQ event. Instead of staying at home and begging for money, he actually left the house. Chris Chan now considers himself a part of this community despite the truly horrible things he said about the gay community, especially gay men. He had a story line his comics that had his characters curing the “gay gene”. I am not making this up. Yet, the community still accepts him with open arms. I still remember his views on black people...oh, boy. Once you find him, please note all the strange expressions of the people around him. Chris doesn't bathe on a regular basis, so he smells really bad. Take note of their expressions and feel bad for the people around him. I've always been fascinated by Chris because I could have turned out similar to him give a terrible series of events.   

DSP, that is amazing. I've been on the Internet for a long time and this even shocked me. because he was hungry, he woke up his sick girlfriend to make his dinner. Really? How shitty can you be? If I had a girlfriend, I would not demand she make a dinner for me regardless of her health. I can make my own food, damn it. If she is sick, how about letting her sleep in? Order takeout? What kills me is the entitlement in his voice.