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The Muppet Show: The Star Wars episode Holy, crap I actually remember watching this way back in the day. I remember every kid talking about the Star Wars characters appearing. I checked the wiki for some interesting stuff . The Holiday Special was only other thing that we got to see actual live SW characters before ESB. -The sheep counting joke was kind of funny. -It does feel a little strange to see R2 and 3PO interacting with Kermit the Frog. -I actually remember the running gag with the sheep too. -So wait, Mark Hamill plays Luke and Mark Hamil(?). Will the universe fold in on itself? -Luke is wearing his Empire Strikes Back uniform. That's pretty sweet, but I am sure confusing to younger me, because ESB wasn't released yet, and he didn't wear this in A New Hope. -I am sure Harrison Ford wanted NOTHING to do with this episode after The Holiday Special. He was even grumpy back then. -Hamill actually shows off his voice talents by mimi...

Ted Cruz booed off stage... Well, that was awkward. I kind of like that he came in there thinking he had their side. You can't lump everything into one thing, Ted. I am not a religious person, so I am not sure what is going on, but damn that's a tough crowd. Anyway, here's the full “speech” . The only thing missing was rotten fruit being thrown.  

Father’s Day: A tale of violence and anger (Part 1 of 3) Because I am reading some troubling things in the news about Ray Rice and people actually siding with him and covering up the fact he nearly killed his now wife is troubling.  When someone almost tries to kill you, you DON'T go around marry him or her. Keep in mind he beat her down and her head hit the metal railing. If she hit it a little bit harder, she'd be dead or worst. You don’t reward this behavior by having them in your lives.  We aren’t talking about the fact the victim married this monster and people are okay with it.  We are talking about this in the black community and it is troubling.  Before we get into that.  I felt I needed to share a very personal story that happened to me.  From the start… Let’s go back to the beginning.  I was a troubled child growing up.  I had difficulty learning and speaking.  I was a stutter and I had to take speech sessions while in sc...

This is a story about a woman and a motorcycle From the Huffington Post, (( A Florida woman is being fingered for lewd and lascivious behavior after allegedly masturbating on a motorcycle in her garage, while the door was open. )) Really smooth move there, Huff Post. I am usually the one making the charming puns, but you “slid right” in and “beat” me to it. Damn it. Yes, this happened in Florida...again. It is like the mixture of heat, George Zimmerman, the drug trade, turtles and old folks really brings the collective crazy out of people. I would be shocked by this story if it weren't for Rule 34. Basically, this Katherine lady was found masturbating inside her garage on top of her motorcycle. In front of the neighborhood...with the door open. From the Smoking Gun, (( Another Pine Cone Trail resident, Nicholas McRay, told cops that he also saw the woman masturbating while sitting backwards on the motorcycle. McRay, 45, said that “there was kids around and...

Random Stuff ~Stop asking for change and dollars, random people: I was at a stoplight in my car. I had my right window rolled down because I didn't want to use the air. A random, kind of scruffy looking, dude on the sidewalk decided to ask for money for his bus ride only because he saw that my window was down. Come on, dude, just leave me alone. That really bugs me. I hate when people make a b-line toward you when they want to ask for change. I want to wear a t-shirt that says, “Honestly, I am broke. So, I have no money. Stop asking!” For me, I get asked for two things 1 a lighter and 2 change. Do I look like I am a smoker or a rich guy? ~ Haley Joel Osment: My you have changed. Huff Post posted a picture of HJO looking a little...different. Can he pull off that Sora voice in the Kingdom Hearts III? I am not sure. Anyway, this picture was taken from a movie called Yoga Hosers . ~ The New Batmobile: I actually like the design. It is a cross between the 8...

Probably the most revealing thing I've ever written... I currently have a half written blog sitting on my PC and I am wondering if I should publish it or not. It is probably the most I've ever revealed about myself ever on this blog. However, the other side of me feels I need to publish it given the current trending story about a certain ball play makes this story important and hopefully save some lives. However, I keep going back to if I should even begin writing about this point in my life . (it will be in three parts over a few weeks, but still...) It is the most personal post I've EVER written.  Doe is even matter?   I've revealed it to only a select few and actually be damaging to a few.  So, I'm on the fence.   I'm sitting here looking at the half post. Should I finish it and publish it? Hmm

Okay, I like Tim and Eric, but I couldn't get finish their movie. I probably only laughed at the Will Ferrell bits in that movie. It takes a lot to get into T&E.   Here's another video  Celery Man

Lemongrab Vent Harassment This character might be the best troll character ever made.  I vaguely knew about this character via Reddit, but I had no idea he was this funny.  Some of my high school friends used to come up with annoying characters like this when we would brainstorm stuff.  I did I read through Lemongrab via the Adventure Time wiki and I really love this character. By the way, this character EATS other versions of itself. WTF? By the way, I love the people that know exactly who it is in the last vent.

Ratchet vs. white dude This has officially made me laugh.  No one wins in this video, but damn it was funny.  I saw something like this happen just yesterday.  I was near the U of L campus and witnessed a black dude (perhaps a black hipster) supposedly cut off a black woman inside a store.  The store is very cramped and small, so you have to turn sideways to when walk pass someone.  The woman had a couple children. She shouted, “You could have said excuse me!” He came back with, “I did.” “No you didn’t.  You better show me some respect!”  She was literally shouting from across the store at this uninterested guy.  She kept shouting.  Who cares if a total stranger does or doesn’t show you respect?  I just think it is a waste of energy to get upset with some guy because he cut you off.  If he took poop and rubbed it in your face, then get angry.  But, this is just some strangely dressed black dude with questionable ...