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Slam City with Scottie Pippen Yes, this game actually happened. I discovered this little overlooked game from reading Sega-16. I was like, “wait, they made a game like this?” They hired actors and filmed, probably over days, this shit and put it to CD. The best part of this shitty Sega CD game is Scottie Pippen actually “rap s ” the title song. Making a game after Jordan's Wing man is a bit weak. I guess Pippen saw Jordan's shitty video game and wanted to make his own. For his part, Pippen looks completely bored. Leave the shitty acting and rapping to Shaq, Scottie. You have to love how the Sega CD and the 32X were full of shovel-ware games. I'm so glad we moved away from this shit, except now we just have hundreds of clones of the same game like the COD games or those football games.  But damn we were in a bad place with these FMV games.   I sucked at basketball, yes I am a black guy, so these sports games had little interest from me. But, loo...

Well, talk about going viral.  Holy smokes.  I watched the video and I am truly shocked by it because it was just one random but almost the entire dance floor.  I wouldn’t have been surprised if she threw in a couple of women too.  I won't post the video here, but if you dig hard enough, you'll find it.  Even I am shocked by it.   If you’re an adult and aware of your actions, fine do what you want.  And, I am not her attacking on that.  Heck look at Girls Gone Wild, but you’re taking it a step further when you start to blow random people on the dance floor for a bottle of wine.  (Now, there are conflicting reports about why she did the speed round blow.)  In the porn industry, you’re getting paid and plus you’re supposed to know that the people you blow have been tested.   It just doesn’t come across as being smart to do this sort of thing with a bunch of people, especially when there are cameras everywhere.    ...

Game Grumps: Underneath the Water Remix (remix) MC introduced me to these cats (humans) last year and I can't get enough of them. I also love the remixes people make with them. I love this remix. You could actually listen to these remixes as actual real songs. 

Is this guy a super villain How many times did they pepper spray this dude? I love the “concerned” parent that kept reminding the entire area that there are children around. No shit, it is Disneyland. I don't think he gives shit about the kids. -Pepper Powers: Maybe the pepper sprays gives him more powers. -Love those uniforms: I also like the goofy (pun intended) uniforms that the worker are wearing. -Pepper Spray Guard: Forget the pepper spray cop, this guy loves spraying that can in the super villain's face.  

Racist  Woman Rant Part 2 Well, that blew up rather fast. Is this old woman is the mother to the crazy woman in the US? First off, you're 55 years old, why are you acting like child in front of the whole train? Did you really really need to use the G word? Really? And, you keep using the same word, so it just makes you look really bad. And, the eye gestures really? Anyway, here's her apology. You have to turn up the sound. So, who is worst this old woman or that stripper?  By the way, it is illegal to make these type of statement in countries other than the US.   So, she did get arrested for her rant in Australia .  The man she is belittling isn't even dating the woman she's attacking either.   She looks up at the video:  "Momma?" 

Gamer “Be Quiet” Jump to 5:00 to hear it, but it is better to watch the whole thing. This showed up in my YouTube recommend feed. And, it is pure d-bag nerd behavior and probably the reason people hate us geeks and nerds, but damn that was funny. The pouting expression on the other guy's face is priceless. I love that the hostess tries to get the now pissed dude to talk more. The guy playing the game looks like a poor man's James Franco. Anyway, they're doing this for charity from what this post says . So, good on them, but stop being a dick to your friend, James Franco. I'm siding with hoodie dude.

I remember these ads back in the day. I was really into them thinking, “These are amazing! I can't wait to see these inventions.” Well, they've sort of sneaked up on us and we have most of these innovations. And, we overlook them and take them for granted. To my surprise, I found out that David Fincher directed these ads . Yes, the same one that directed all those dark, but interesting movies. Plus, you have to VO work being done by Magnum PI himself Tom Selleck. What's funny is that most of these innovations were that they were created and produced by companies outside of AT&T. Companies like Microsoft, Apple, IBM and Sony brought these things to us . Not to mention the Videogame systems. In a lot of way, AT&T has hampered innovation with their shitty service s . But, they predicted a lot of this new technology. I don't think the future turned out as “hazy and dimly lit” though . GPS: This one has been around for a while. This was...

TMNT Trailer 3 (2?) Why am I more excited about this movie than the freaking Transformers? It seemed the studio heard the responses and made a better trailer. - “Give me the camera”: He's doing his Batman voice. I love that part and it shows the different character traits of the turtles. -The Black Nerd is correct. They've changed the CGI models for the turtles because the skin look more realistic and the noses are completely different. - Megan Fox is still hot and terrible, but they reduced her role in the trailer. -The turtles act like teenagers in this movie: Good choice. - Whoopi Goldburg is playing a man: Actually, the character was a man in the cartoon series, but has been morphed into Whoopi. The character was a fat older white man, and now Jumping Jack Flash is playing the character. Strange isn't? -Who is that shadow person talking to "Shredder"?:  There's more to these villains.   -I don't have a prob...

Dopefish watches Evan Stone I love Evan Stone, in a non homosexual way, because he seems to truly enjoy his work. Plus, he's in every porn parody of mainstream work. Plus, he plays both Batman and Captain Kirk in most movies. Dopefish makes me laugh every time when he laughs. Evan Stone is always funny in his scenes. Make sure to find the Justice League parody because he plays a great Batman. I started watching Dopefish because he played Day One: Garry's Incident.