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“Yes Your Honor, that man right there is responsible for Batman and Robin, Joel Schumacher .” Schumacher: “Enough already, haven’t I paid enough shame for that crap of a movie? Can I finally get some peace?" Semaj: "Not until, I get my money back."

Liam Neeson : “Obi-Wan, Focus your feelings when you use your weapon, and clear your mind of hate.” Christian Bale : “Dude, this is Batman Begins not Star Wars. Focus on the damn script.”

After years of Plastic Surgery, this is how Michael Jackson looks today.

Yet, another funny skit by Dave Chappelle was the one from season 2 about the Making of the Band 2. I just love how he pretty much makes fun of Puff Daddy excuse me, P-Ditty. Puffy (damn, I keep saying that, I mean P-Ditty.) acts like a complete crybaby and that the members of the band keep fighting for no apparent reason.

This is the real Farnsworth Bentley . He starred in well…a bunch of videos and has his own TV show on the crappy MTV. Oh, he showed up on Fat Albert , which isn’t saying much…

They’re making fun of Farnsworth Bentley . This was Puffy’s (crap, I did it again.) right hand man. He quit being P-Ditty’s #%^@ and went out on his own.

I just love how he flies down, just like he did in that Outkast video.

 

He (who’s name I keep screwing up because he changes his f’ing name all the time) just hops on the back of one of his bodyguards. I bet he does this in real life.