Superfast! Johnson smells what your are cooking.

 


I don't like this movie, but this character and all his scenes are freaking funny.  He sums up The Rock between 2005 and 2020.  Dewayne Johnson helped make the FF franchise better, but you have to make fun of him, too.  He comes in as if he's in another movie.  

I love the baby oil on the arms joke.  It gets even creepier now due to P Diddy loving baby oil.  

This guy is named Dio Johnson!  He has the same last name as Dwayne Johnson, the person he is making fun of.  And, his character name in this movie is Detective Johnson.  Triple meta.  

I checked, and Dio and Dwayne are not related.  They just look similar.  


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