Did I just write a story about a predator dying a few weeks ago? Well, thank your lucky stars, another famous predator died recently. The living ape Eric Thorton. Thorton is a piece of shit, just like the rest of the TCAP fiends. However, I like his goofy look and stupid voice. It is as if he was the living embodiment of a predator.
Did I mention he drove over four hours to meet this decoy? Thorton would spend nearly two years in prison and received a shoutout on the RSO listings. The big-eared predator lived in the famous Predator trailer park. Thorton had a TikTok account, which is creepy because young people use the app, but his account was banned. He would die in a major car crash due to his swerving into another lane. He died at the scene.
Given that he veered into the path of the F-150, I surmised he did it on purpose. He wanted to end it all. That is my opinion, so don't sue me sister to Eric. He had no kids, thankfully, and no girlfriend. He was pretty much shit and he did videos on taking in stray cats and trying to be a boy toy. So, his legacy is TCAP and cats. He won’t be missed. Who is next?
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