Djesus Uncrossed


Djesus Uncrossed
Okay, this made me laugh.  It is a cross between Inglourious Basterds, Unchained and Pulp Fiction.  I love that Christoph Waltz isn't afraid of making fun of himself in this.  
Don’t piss off D’Jesus.  


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