Tom Cruise Wife Auditions


Tom Cruise Wife Auditions
Everything about this skit is spot on. 
-The Harry Potter bit is funny.
-The voice on Emma Stone bit was spot on. 
-The actor doing Tom Cruise is spot on. 
-One of the questions has to be, "Do you believe in a Warlord named Xenu?"
Everyone said something like this happened way back when Katie started “dating” Cruise.  We will never know.  But there will be a Cruise Wife 4.0 or 4.5.  
Side Note, every picture of Katie Holmes now has her smiling and enjoying life.  

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