The Difference between a dude, a woman, and a geek...

Taken from Facebook, a normal woman would notice the cute dog in the picture.  A dude will notice the huge and lovely breasts in the picture first.

I noticed the Frito Lays sitting nicely in the box behind them.  And, my first thought was, "Why hasn't anyone  open that bag yet."  What a waste...

I need to get a girlfriend, if I am thinking of chips first.