Britney Spears: Break the Ice (a fair review)

Break the Ice

Britney Spears: Break the Ice

(Source http://forcesofgood.com/2008/03/12/britney-spears-discovers-anime/)

Lookie what we have here…a cartoon Britney.

That crazy Britney has decided that it would be cheaper and better for her to make anime music videos instead of doing stupid live ones. This time she can’t bang the closest extra on the set, because lonely animators surround her now.

I think it’s a smart move by her because she’s always in rehab or hitting someone with her car. There’s no way she could stay on an actually video set without having a meltdown. Plus we know that she’s been eating too many Taco Bell items, so in animation, she’s can always look her “hit me baby one more time” shape.

The Music

To put it bluntly, the music is bad. It sounds like she got a hold of one of Madonna’s crappy DJs and went to town. Can anyone really dance to this? Her voice is over-produced and filtered worst than that Forgers coffee you had this morning. It really sounds like she’s trying the Daft Punk angle, but she doesn’t have the talent to pull it off.

The Animation

I actually liked the animation and wished she looked like that and kicked ass.

Her animation version is an Amazon that wears hot pants.

Does this mean Britney is a terrorist now? She did blow up hundreds of copies of herself in the building. On second thought, ridding the world of Britney Spears clones is a hero move I’d say. We can all breath a little easier knowing that we only have to deal with one crazy Britney Spears.

I wanted to see an animated K-Fed in the video.

At the end of the video, did she just give the cyborg dude a STD? A cybernetic STD?

Video Grade: B

Music Grade: C-

Comments

PJ said…
I like the anime and I like the music, but they don't complement each other at all. It's almost like they knocked up this video a while ago in case she couldn't show up for a video shoot for any reason.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:10:00 PM
Semaj said…
I think the anime was well-done and you're right it doesnt quite fit with the music.

"Brit isnt coming in now, she's in court/rehab again. Bring out that Anime clip again.
Thursday, March 20, 2008 5:36:00 AM
Blayde said…
I like the fact that she's not just trying to re show her horrible self, and the video is quite good, even though im a self accepting anime hater. If she got the music down pat, she mightve had a chance at a comeback
Thursday, March 20, 2008 7:23:00 AM
Semaj said…
Agreed, she needs to take a few years to cool off and actually study her music and attempt to make some real music in her spare time. I mean really try to get some soul in her music and then make a comeback, I think we could hear and see some good music by her.

But we all know that her people would never let that happen. It's kind of sad that her family and friends are all using her.
Thursday, March 20, 2008 1:02:00 PM
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