Make my Chia grow!

Chia Pet

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Nothing is more of a lame gift than a chia pet. I wouldn’t even give one to my worst enemy, let alone a friend. Why would anyone even want one of these pieces of sh**? This is almost as bad as that singing fish.
It's no wonder why your second movie bombed Garfield.
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