General Zod for President

Some advice, Zod…never shake Superman’s hand
Come on, he ruled the Republic
Why not? He already put his face on Mount Rushmore

http://eeyorejeff.blogspot.com/2005/10/kneel.html

Comment: Head over to Jeff’s site for a funny site about General Zod for President. Really funny link there.

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