Replace Mother Nature

What the hell is it with the cold weather, it's Spring? Please, Mother Nature, stop your cruel jokes on us mere mortals.
If you don’t stop, we'll call for a recount and put someone else in, Like Rumsfeld. On second thought, keep your job…

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