Star Trek V: Deleted Scene: Feds Klingon and Rom

Star Trek V went through many different revisions. The behind-the-scenes drama made Shatner cut entire scenes and even cut subplots from the movie. Even though a bigger budget and a longer cut would have helped the movie greatly, the movie sits on a flawed premise of “what if Kirk met God?”. That is always an issue. However, the movie would have been at least 30% better with some scenes added back in. The Nimbus III deleted scene would have helped.

I think this scene should have stayed in the movie.

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Trailer

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Trailer

Okay, I wasn't too thrilled about Kevin Smith going back to his Jersey universe. However, I sort of like the meta take on reboots and remakes. The movie within the movie is being remade and Jay and Silent Bob are going back to Hollywood to stop the remake...just like the first movie. I think that is clever in the age of Ghostbusters 2016. I am hoping that Smith gets his mojo back after making some not so good horror movies in Canada.

I love that the "old" actors from the fake Jay and Silent Bob movie are shitting on the remake.  Sounds familiar.  

Are Method Man and Redman playing their How High characters?

Plus, it is good to see my girl Shannon Elizabeth back. I had a huge crush on her for years.

Side Note: For years, Smith wanted to make a Clerks III, but certain actors didn't want to reprise their roles. He will do a live reading of Clerks III in August. So, he made this movie instead.

Sideboob? Check.  

Cole Smithey and the Chris Chan transcripts

Cole Smithey and the Chris Chan transcripts

I always find this relationship between Chris Chan and his brother Cole to be an interesting one. Cole, despite being a pretentious asshole hipster, is a somewhat successful film critic, whereas Chris is...Chris Chan. Cole spent the better half of his life avoiding his Virginia roots by living in LA and New York. Generally, Cole views everyone in the between states as MAGA-wearing unwashed masses. The problem is that he grew up with one of the worst mothers in the world. And, she wasn't able to ruin Cole like she is Chris Chan.

Then there is the controversy about Cole's father. Barbara, Cole and Chris' mother, was known as being a bit "open" with men. That's not the problem. The problem is that Barbara lied and counties to lie to Cole. He desperately wants to know who his father really is. And, she'll take that lie to the grave.

Cole and Chris no longer talk and Cole simply ignored Chris.  Chris will beg for money from his brother from time to time.  As if out of spite, Chris and his mother sold off many of Cole's things he collected over his teenage years.  And, they didn't get permission.

Side Note: Despite losing a lot of backers and money, Chris Chan still makes more on Patreon than Cole Smithey. And, both of them make more than I.  It must burn Cole up that people would rather hear what Chris has to say about a movie than Cole who is a professional critic. 

Prince and the Batman soundtrack

I love the Danny Elfman score more than anything else.  It is dark and brooding.  However, the Prince stuff is rather entertaining too.  I think they should have carried over Prince for the Batman Returns soundtrack too.  

Midnight's Edge did a story about the story behind Prince's Batman soundtrack album. One of the best side marketing things WB ever did was have Prince connected to the Batman 89 movie. All the songs fit within the Joker's troll-ish attitude. Now, I had no idea about the MJ thing. It would make a sense that WB would want to connect MJ and Prince to the album.

I do believe Midnight's Edge is wrong about one thing. The Bat-Dance song is in the movie. In the beginning, you can hear a slowed-down version of it as a car drives past the family walking the alleyway.

As far as the unreleased Batman song that Prince wrote, listen to it below.

It is a neat track that has a Joker feel to it. It seems Zimmer took some inspiration with his Joker theme in TDK.

Side Note: There are allegedly tracks of Prince making songs for Batman Returns which Burton rejected because he wanted to move away from Batman 89.

What is interesting about this Prince/Joker character is that it is a take on the Two-Face character.  Two-Face was only hinted at with Billy Dee Williams.  If Burton hadn't change the plans of Batman Returns, we probably would have gotten the introduction of TF.  Prince being a Batman fan threw in that little Two-Face cameo because he wanted to.  

The Soy Deposition II: Electric Soy-galoo

Ron, it is 2019, it is okay to come out of the closet.  You don't need a beard any longer.  Heck, gay marriage is even legal.  All joking aside...

This is a new breed of nerdom.  While geeks and nerds from my generation weren’t the most physical.  We didn’t spend our time venting on one subject such Toye does.  This Starbucks-drinking new breed of geeks is just strange to me.  The squeaky voice and the strange grins are a bit strange even for me and I am a strange cat.  

I like how Ron refuses to even reference the one story from Polygon that supports his claims because he’s in the “I don’t remember/recall” mode.  Ty Beard even gives him a second chance to give a “yes” to the Polygon story on Vic.   

While I think Vic is a bit too touchy frisky, you have to have solid proof that is a sexual monster.  We’ve learned from the Chris Hardwick moment that you have to have receipts.  I still think it will be hard to get money out of these people.  I think they'll try to reach an agreement with an apology. 

The Soy Deposition

Like I said, I have no dog in this Kickvic fight.  However, this deposition of Ron Toye is amazing to watch.  I always wanted to see someone addicted to Twitter.  It is funny to see a guy that got himself in trouble via Twitter.  You can tell he’s lying a great deal midway through the deposition.  The best part is Ron has his tweets protected.  He should have done that before getting sued.  Ron just rubs me the wrong way.  There is something strange about this guy.   

His lawyers need to tell him to stop tweeting at all cost.  I’ll watch the second part soon. 

Short Man, short temper… (Short guy in bagel shop)

Short Man, short temper… (Short guy in bagel shop)

Tell me if you heard this one; A short guy walks into a bagel shop… 

Yes, just because you are short, you’re not entitled to pussy.  Shut the f’ up, shortcake.  Anyway, this little prick decided to have a meltdown in a bagel shop  From what was reported, Shortcake decided to be rude to all the females in the shop.  He decided to challenge some of the males to a fight and got what he asked for…an ass-beating.  The white knight dude made short work of Shortcake.  (Pun intended).  Shortcake got short in the stick.   Perhaps, you shouldn’t buck up to people when you can’t fight.  Anyone can make short order with you.   

Yes of being an INCEL for all his life must have erupted at that moment.  Anyway, this video made my day.   

Anyway, what an entitled little bitch. This INCEL movement perplexes me more than the pickup artists or third wave feminists.  INCELs have this sense of entitlement. So, women find you unattractive. Big deal, I dealt with that my whole life, so that doesn't entitle me to yell at every woman.

Anyway, one more thing...From NY Post, ((To top it off, the wacky customer didn’t pay for his order—a whole wheat bagel with one egg white and Swiss cheese. ))

That's a small order.

Beta as F’

Beta as F’ 

During the height of the culture wars of GG, this gem of a song came out.  For some stupid reason, I was bored and looked up Peter Coffin, the “comedian” that created his own Asian, and looked up his recent videos.  He did this collaboration  

I am not sure if the song and video are supposed to be a spoof or a “bat signal” to all soyboys.  After watching this video, my glasses turned into horn-rimmed glasses, my pants turned into skinny jeans, and my shoes turned into sandles.   

Coffin I see as that clown that hops on whatever hot thing at the time because he hates having a real job.  Other than spending hours with Zoe Quinn, Coffin is mostly harmless.  Mann, on the other hand, is that douche bag that brings his guitar to a rave or party in order to bang chicks.  He’s that creeper that is willing to cock block you to get the chick.   

In a strange soy way, I actually like some of his tracks.  

Lee Greer: The Pickle Predator

Lee is one of the TCAP guys that are known as a living meme in the same way as Sokol and Stacy.  He brought a double cheeseburger with no pickles to a girl he believed was underage.  He is that simple guy that doesn't think beyond getting something to eat.  Unlike the Pizza Predator, I find Greer to be pathetic and amusing in a clown sort of way.  

Looking at Greer, you would think he would realize no woman would want to go to bed with him.  The kicker is that he actually has/had a wife.  He threw away his life because he wanted to get some underage tail and cheat on his wife.  And, his chatlogs are rather disgusting.   He sent some nudes, which I recommend you don't see.  I've been scared for life.  

Beside his goofy appearance, he is known for his "Oh, Lord" remark and the "no pickles" comments.  I am certain he wishes for no pickles in prison. 

So, what happened to Lee Greer?  Did he get his pickles? 

He spent two-three years in prison. He worked for a family bike shop for a while. Today, he is looking pretty bad. I can't find any info on the current state of his marriage. Side Note: Why was the decoy into so into catching Greer?

My Riley Reid Crush...

My Riley Reid Crush...

As some people know, I have an unhealthy crush on adult star Riley Reid. I used to have a big thing for Aurora Snow, but she is retired. So, I moved onto Miss Reid instead. I've also noted that she has a woman that looks a great deal like her in the form of Melissa Moore. Her pixie look is adorable.

I looked up her post on Adult DVD, and her early photos popped up. I laughed because she looks so different from the current Riley Reid. This Riley Reid wasn't known for her numerous Blacked videos or her gangbang work. This was before her stupid ra[ career. She was literally a fresh-faced starlet getting into the jizz-biz. I am guessing she been working and squirting for about 8-9 years. In porn years, that's 20.

Part of the charm of Miss Reid is she has that true girl next door look. She could dress normally and people would think she just works at the mall selling you shaved ice.  And, unlike our man Rusty, I don't demand she go on a date with me and threaten legal action against her.  (Shout out to Rusty Greer, you flea-bitten bastard.)

A Chris Chan at Bronycon 2017...

A Chris Chan at Bronycon 2017...  

Someone at the Kiwi Farms discovered a hidden Chris Chan attempting to get in with some bronies.  Someone at the Kiwi Farms zoomed in and revealed his awkwardness. It is sad when the most awkward people in the universe want nothing to do with you.  While the gay community has begrudgery let him in, the Brony community generally hates Chris and have actively tried to get him kicked out of CONs, and rightly so.   

Side Note:  The original Brony that posted the video realized that he or she was getting a bunch of traffic from various sites due to the wild Chris Chan appearance.  He/she/they got butthurt and deleted the video I guess to white knight.   

Being a Trekker, even I looked down on these bronies.  I honestly don’t get the community.  I’m too old for this shit.   

That girl from Faithful Findings

That girl from Faithful Findings 

She literally breaks character and stares at the camera for a really long time.  That gaze is on someone realizing that they're in a Neil Breen movie.  The best part is that she breaks the fourth wall and Breen doesn't even bother to cut and reshoot the scene.  He just keeps the ruin take.  Brilliant.  Breen doesn’t even bother retaking the take.  Is she trolling the production?   

Other than surviving a Neil Breen movie, Danielle Andrade, the actress in the clip above, has been busy.  She has been in many things and being in a Neil Breen flick was just a brain fart in her career.  (Actually, she WAS in a movie called Brain Farts) I’d love to interview her and get behind the story of Neil Breen.   

Rob Granito's song. Throwback Sunday...

Rob Granito's song. Throwback Sunday...

I was reading up on everyone's favorite comic book goblin Mark Waid and the story of famed art-swipe-er, Rob Granito came up. I wrote about Granito some ten years ago. Not only was he stealing art and selling it off as his own, he was claiming he worked with some of DC Comics greats as well. When he got called out, he wrote this “wonderful” song for himself.

Yes, this song is very much supposed to be real and from the heart. This wasn't supposed to be a spoof. The Internet being the Internet made a great spoof song that sounds 100% better than Rob's version.

What's Granito doing today? Eating shit?