Sunday, November 02, 2014

Sometimes the strange comes to you...

My car finally died today, and I was stuck in a shopping center for a few hours, so I wasn't in a great mood the rest of the day. I came home and found this comment on a blog post, and it seems strange. It was on my Pornstars without makeup post. This cheered me up a bit. So, already it was going to be strange but it get stranger...
The commenter goes by the name “Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the sub/dude” . That is literally a mouthful. What is a Flatliner MD? And, I want to know what a sub/dude does and what kind of title is that? Is he a dude that makes sub sandwiches?
Let's get into the comment. ((Sweetheart, puh-leeze don't try to 'fit-in' withe passing world - they'll just use you to abuse you; try to fit-in withe eternal-God-in-Heaven who made YOU and loves YOU with a passion - precisely what I'm trying to do because this earth is only a testing ground, then eternity, either Up -or- down according to OUR free-will-choices. Looky here… ))
First, no one ever calls me sweetheart except for waitresses at diners and dives. So, the Earth is one big automobile made for a test drive and heaven is the purchase? Why are you preaching to me? What does any of this have to do with pornstars and their makeup?
Things start to go off the deep end from here on.
Let's move on. ((Precisely why I had our ‘philanthropic + epiphany’ (= so much to give + vision): wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most extra-groovy-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-wild-adventure you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. Cya soon, girl… ))
Look, I tried understanding any of this rant, but I can't. There's something about a 7th heaven and Big Bang or something rather. I am truly at a lost for words. Why is this Sub Dude calling me a woman? Last time I checked, I was a guy. Maybe that has changed.
((PS And, yes, I’ll pray everyday for you because I love you. ))
Okay, did you just hit on me? Sub/Dude, I am not a chick. Stop looking at me that way, and I don't want your number.
Now, I searched Sub/Dude's profile and saw that he/she has a site. A very strange religious site. I am not going to post the link here because I am not sure WHAT it is.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey there, I reached your blog after I've having recieved the same thing, nearly the exact same comment. I hazard a guess that it's a bot posting through a markov chain. As to how it bypassed the security question: best guess is that someone does curate the thing, for some reason.

Semaj said...

Thanks for the heads up. Yeah, there are usually bots that post these things with a guy clearing it through with security question. I used to get hundreds of them over a course of a day.

 
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