A Thousand Words is at a Zero...



Yes, you read that right. Currently with 27 critics, Eddie Murphy's new movie A Thousand Words is at the wonderful 0% mark at Rotten Tomatoes.
Look, I know some dumbass shill of critic will give it a positive rating, but this is freaking funny. Did I mention that this movie was shot back in 2008? And, re-shoots were placed in in 2011?
Well, Murphy is keeping his losing streak up.
Doesn't anyone including Murphy want to see this movie?



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