Worst Picture
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star:
One of those bad Adam Sandler produced movies. This movie actually lost money despite having a budget of 10
million. It premiered at number 15 in
the box office. That’s an amazing feat
to say the least. So, glad this under
preformed.
Jack and Jill: Holy crap, another
one. Unlike the Bucky, this movie
actually turned out to be a hit…if limited.
I’ve already talked about this shit cake a while back. Sandler really needs to take a break and
take Eddie Murphy with you.
New Year's Eve: I have no desire to see this movie. It is
Valentine's Day
II for all I know. Again, this movie
was a modest hit worldwide. Actually,
it did better overseas than in Canada and the US. Why are all of our shit movies making so much money
overseas?
Transformers:
Dark of the Moon: How about the dark of my a… I not going to run out and see it
after watching the second movie. I’ll
watch it, just not right now.
Worst Actor
Nic Cage: Why did you put me in another Ghost Rider movie?
Russell Brand - Arthur: Well, he wasn’t bad. The movie was lame, and the direction was
bad.
Nicolas Cage - Drive Angry, Season of
the Witch and Trespass: How did it get burned? Tell me!
Adam Sandler - Jack and Jill (as Jack) and Just Go with It: I’d love to see him win for this one. But, he is up against Nic (not the bees)
Cage.
Nick Swardson - Bucky
Larson: Born to Be a Star:
Please, let this guy win. He’s
annoying.
Worst Actress
Wait a second. This isn't Palin...oh.
Martin
Lawrence (as Big Momma) - Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son: Oh, man I want Lawrence to win, because he
doesn’t even give a shit in this movie.
But, at least the other people tried.
Sarah Palin (as herself) - The Undefeated: So, she had a reality show and a movie. What was the point of these two ventures
when she decided to not even run for president?
Sarah Jessica Parker - I Don’t Know How She Does It and New Year’s Eve: She still makes movies?
Adam Sandler (as Jill) – Jack and Jill: “He wants to play twister with your sister.” Shut up, Adam.
Worst Supporting Actor
In Middle Earth, they even have weed.
James Franco - Your Highness: What a disappointing movie. Franco is a bit of a lame duck in the
movie.
Ken Jeong - Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, The Hangover Part II, Transformers: Dark of the Moon,
and Zookeeper:
Yes, there is a bit of overexposure with this guy. I like him though. He really needs to avoid all Sandler produced movies.
Al Pacino (as himself)- Jack and Jill: Remember when this guy was cool?
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