Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Fomo-Sexual

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities. 
You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual. 

I had no idea, thank you, Internet.  So, it means “fear of missing out”.  Given I don’t “get down” in the hooking up culture, I guess I am more of a nomo-sexual than a fomo-sexual.   
It seems the term means “f’ it” so-so booty is better than no booty.   
"fear of missing out" in terms of hooking up with somebody. hooking up for fear that the opportunity will not present itself again. 
Due to his fomo-sexual tendencies, Sally hooked up with the mediocre guy. 

Monday, December 30, 2019

This is sad...


This is sad... 
I didn’t want to write another post about him so recent to the last one but here we are.  Not only did Spoony lose his blue-haired girlfriend, but his house is being foreclosed.  Yep, the house he busted his ass to get and move his GF in is going to disappear.  So, he has no car, no girl and no house.  
 All of these could have been avoided with him getting back to making content.  Instead of busting his ass, he retreated back into tweeting about his GF and Trump.  Sorry, Spoony, Trump didn’t take your GF or your house away.  When people tell him to make content, he snaps at them and his white knights protect him.   
He looks even worse than the last video I posted.  He’s gained some more beer weight and he’s even paler.  Having suffered from server depression myself, I feel for Spoony, but he needs to do something to get by.  There is hope for Spoony though.  He has turned on comments and like/dislike buttons on his latest stream.  Given he spent nearly ten years being a critic, it was always strange that he cut himself off from criticism.  Two factors will either destroy him if lets it.  One, when Trump gets re-elected.  Two, how much time will he spend on Twitter?   2020 will be the year he either gets his act together or just completely destroys himself.  
BTW, his collab with Linkara on the Utlmite Warrior comic book is one of the best reviews ever.  

Friday, December 27, 2019

Gosh Darn-it, Russ.



I can read music, Rusty. Here's the problem with your “music” sheets, Russ. You basically have a whole rest on all your songs. Okay, you're in 4/4 and that means there are four beats in every measure. The black box in the measure means that you hold for four beats meaning the instrument or singer is silent. Now, you also have four measures for your bass and treble clefs with whole rest notes. That means your songs start off with silence for 16 beats on all three songs.  Does that make sense? What about the key at the beginning of your songs? You and I can read music, come on, Russ. Pop music usually starts out with the singer singing and your key is just as important as your time signature.  
If you are going to preview three new songs, then show us the actual musical work. Don't plaster some titles on a baseline sheet music program and claim you're writing new stuff. And, why do I get the feeling two of these songs will be aimed at Taylor Swift?


Spam for the roaring 20s


What you talking about, spam?
Given that it will be 2020 in a few days, you would think these spammers would hang it up. I've been creating content since 2005 and I still get comment spam on my posts. Given that blogs and true blogging isn't as popular as it was in the 2000s, you would think the spammers would move on to greener pastures. For a couple of days, the spammers laid off my blog. Yet, I checked my dashboard and discovered some more Chinese spam. Chinese spam seems to be the most steady. Basically, someone in an Internet sweatshop has to go through the spambot block and then post their shit only to have me deleted from the blog a mere hours later.
Strange...
Stop it now. 

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Sometimes Twitter is right...


Every time I want to completely bash Twitter and the people that tweet the shit out, someone comes up with something so profound that I have to tip my fedora to them.
While I probably wouldn't agree with them politically, yeah I agree with them. Current journos seem to be out of touch with their blue checkmarks. Not since grade school have checkmarks been important.
BTW, I was reading some of Spoony's depression tweets and someone called him a loser.  So, I clicked on her name and saw the tweet above in her feed, so I clicked on that and posted it here.  Six degrees and shit...
Does a blue checkmark also mean you have blue hair?  

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Jay Reffner's Meatrocket8


Anyone that has a screen name Meatrocket8 has to be bad business. Plus, I love that there are at least seven other meat rockets out there.  If you see the other seven meat rockets, avoid them.  
Jay is in my top ten TCAP predators because of how goofy and stupid he acts.  Like some of the others, people still make fun of him today.  I believe he knows he did something wrong, but can't bring himself to say it because he is such a weasel.  
He's one of these sad guys that think he's better than everyone else. He is in a position of power, if limited, and makes sure you know it. Anyway, this arrogant prick got caught in the Ohio sting right alongside Jeff Stacy. He even has a similar squeaky voice as Stacy.  May Mr. Rocket and Mr. "It's a Question" met in jail?  
From his police interview, the detectives hated Jay. One of them wanted to sock him in his pudgy/pale mouth.
Mr. Meatrocket 8 was on the RSO list for ten years and fell off some time ago. I find that interesting because certain predators only get ten years and others get a lifetime listing on the RSO list.  Anyway, Meatrocket8 has been keeping a somewhat low profile except for the fact he did a live-stream for his stupid hermit crabs. I am not making this up. Check it out.
This sack of shit is the true meaning of a living meme. The long face and double chin are epic.  I also like that his mother, a DA in another county, defended him. I believe he is still married to his wife, whom he admitted to cheating on in the interview, and still lives in Ohio.
 A face only a mom can defend in court.  
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I am sure he met a few meat rockets in prison.  

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Bloodhound Gang: FoxTrot Uniform
For no reason at all, I was digging through popular groups in the 90s and came across the Bloodhound Gang. While I think their other hit is a better song, this one is catchy. However, what makes this better are the hot-oiled up models in the video. I noticed this video parodied/homage to the sexy music video by Benny Benassi – Satisfaction. Someone came up with the brilliant idea to have half-dressed women hold power tools. Side note: Never piss off a woman holding a power tool.
Not sure, but I think this dirty version has more “bounce” to the “workers” in the video than the other one. The other version zooms in on the girls. Yes, I studied both versions over and over again...for research. So, yeah 20% more bounce. Those clever editors. For comparison here's the “cleaner” version. Check out the dirty version below.
For even more research purposes, here is the original version of Benny's song.  Less-oily/dirt models.  

Bill Cosby v. Eddie Murphy


Bill Cosby v. Eddie Murphy  
It seems after thirty years later the whole Cosby/Murphy thing rears its head.  When Eddie was blowing up back in the 80s, Bill was very critical of Eddie’s R-rated standup.  Eddie bashed and shamed Bill in his Raw skit.  For the next couple of decades, the feud would pop off here there.  Now, Eddie has really bashed Cosby 
Cosby was so pissed off by the SNL skit that he crawled out of his dungeon to make a statement online.  Really, Bill?  Why not shut up and take the hit given you raped a bunch of people.  The reps threw out a “Stepin Fetchitand throwing out a sellout comment.  Sorry, Bill, you can’t take the route after all the shit you’ve pulled.  In the comedian world, you’re allowed to take jabs at people. You can't take the moral high ground with your old ass sitting in prison for rape. Sorry, Bill, you lose.
Oh and F' you, Bill.

The Matt Smith scenes? Where are they in the Rise of Skywalker? Star Wars:




Due to multiple cuts of the film, Matt Smith was deleted completely from the final cut.  Smith appeared to have a major role in the film, but Disney quietly tucked him away after the reshoots.  This is probably the reason it took so long for them to even bring a teaser trailer out.  Rumors have it that Smith was supposed to be a major villain, but Disney replaced him with Palpatine.  I also heard rumors that Smith was supposed to play a younger version of Paps.   
There were reports of Smith being cast in the movie from all the way back in August of 2018.  They probably should have stuck with the Lucas cut. How does it feel to work on a set of a movie for months only to have your role completely cut from the movie?   
We may never see the other two versions of the movie.  

Friday, December 20, 2019

The shitty streamer vs. Wendy's


The shitty streamer vs. Wendy's
I witnessed this train wreck and hated these silly streamers right off the bat. It has become apparent that these real-life streamers have given actual streamers a bad name. And, the entitlement is terrible. I noticed the put down the manger and the employee as being lower than themselves despite the fact they have a money counter for their rent. A lot of these streamers don't know what a hard day of work really is because they beg for tips for a living. When the e-fame drys up, they refuse to get a real 9-5 job like Spoony or DSP. Internet fame is very fleeting.
While I am not into cancel culture, but the good news is that their Twitch was taken down. Their Twitter account has been Thanos-ed as well.
To be fair, the Wendy's employee shouldn't have thrown that shit at him. This is a one-way ticket to fired-Ville. Ensign Content's YT channel is still up though. Check out the comments in his latest video.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

38-Year-Old-Consoomer: King of Hover Hands


It is odd, but this whole consumer fanboy-ism started with my parents' generation.  You had people that only bought Ford or Chevy cars and trucks.  It sort of grew in intensity with my generation.  You’re loyal to IBM or Apple.  Android or Apple.  I do like that the meme grew out of everyone’s favorite movie blowhard Movie Bob.  There seems to be a difference between a 38-year-old consoomer and a 20-year-old one.  I think it is sadder for the single, childless 38 one.   Look I am a 40 something childless-unmarried loser myself.  I am not throwing shade on poor Movie Bob.  Okay, I am because I never dressed up as Mario.  
I have to wonder if Movie Bob looks up from his constant tweeting to be fully aware that he is the birth of a rather funny meme.  I honestly think he is too full of Trump hate to know.   
 
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