RIP, Chuck "f'ing" Norris
It feels kind of strange that Chuck Norris is gone. Somehow, this movie has Shatner, Hasselhoff, Bateman, and Chuck Norris. I grew up watching Chuck Norris movies. I wasn’t into the early kung fu stuff, but more of the shitty action movies. The Missing in Action series comes to mind. My favorite from that era was Invasion USA. Norris single-handedly led an entire foreign invasion. Norris and I would never see eye to eye politically, but he was part of pop culture's history. The man was into everything. Plus, we got the “long in the tooth” Chuck Norris jokes. I still can’t believe people are still doing them. In his later years, he was in everything. He did that Wow of Warcraft commercial and had extended cameos in Dodgeball and The Expendables 2. He was also in those infomercials that were on constantly at 2-4 AM. You know the ones. I can’t list everything here, but he had...