Jim Bakker and his food buckets

Jim Bakker and his food buckets 

Why haven't I heard of this crap before now?  This is amazing.  

Do you remember Jim Bakker?  Bakker was a religious scammer from the late 70s to the mid-80s.  He had a wife named Tammy Fye Bakker, who turned out to be the better half, and Bakker ended up losing his empire and his wife.  The government threw him into jail for stealing money from his PTL club.  

Would you want to buy food buckets from this guy?  

Now, he has an even more plastic wife, and a new “empire”.  He now sells doomsday shit to his followers.  I mean he is basically a new Billy Mays but in a religious sense.  What is crazy is his new show has a very 90s infomercial feel to it despite Bakker claiming it is a religious show.   

Bakker has been selling buckets of food, in case of the doomsday.  It looks awful and it can be yours for 100 bucks via Bakker’s site. If you finish one of these buckets, you can use it as a shit bucket later.    

Would you eat this mess? 

Even if someone paid me to eat this, I wouldn't.  

When I order food at a restaurant, I want the waiter to plunk down this bucket.  Only the best food comes in buckets.  Right?