FFXII in real life

This is a funny FFXII joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs

Remember when you had to go around telling people about a certain captain to spread the rumors about the resistance? Someone dressed as the main character and went randomly around talking to people but only in FFXII speak.

There’s one bald guy with his children, and he nearly beats the living crap out of the guy…in front of his own children. Yep, that teaches children morals there…not.

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Here’s a Shenmue joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgmCdt4EgxU&NR=1

I like that the people start treating him like he’s special. Note: His speech patterns.

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Update: Here’s a RE4 version that’s pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

This time, they get the cops called on them!

“What are ye buyin?”

Comments

Anonymous said…
the merchant is the greatest resident evil character ever. that was awesome with the costume. i never played ffxii, but at least they gave a decent intro to explain what this guy was doing.

paul
Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:06:00 PM
Semaj said…
I haven't played RE4, but now that I know about that creepy guy I want to play it.

If you ever get a chance, try FFXII it has some of the best game mechanics ever
Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:24:00 PM
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