Feel the Burn

http://ayland.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-burnt-mr-johnson.html

There are times when real life is funnier than fiction and things you thought weren't possible do in fact happen (Like when I was bad mouthing the entire marketing industry, and a lady overheard my rant and told me she worked in marketing.) So, I went to Ayland's blog and read a freaking funny post about his encounter with a match. I nearly killed myself with my soft drink reading his post.

Don't take my word for it, read the post.