Joggers please dont hit my car

When you see me rolling down the street, jump back chumps.
Get out the way foo!
Please nighttime joggers, wear something reflective on your body. I was driving home from work and nearly ran over some joggers, because I didn’t see them. They almost became a permanent hood figure on my car.

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