Jamie
Dornan - Fifty
Shades of Grey as Christian Grey : He's the
winner. Yeah. Man, I've heard how bad this movie is, but I can't
bring myself to sit through it. The SOA actor was originally annouced
as the actor
Johnny
Depp – Mortdecai
as Charlie Mortdecai: Depp is a cool guy, but I think he doesn't
care and just likes to play silly characters and nothing else. I
tried watching this “comedy”, but I didn't get it. I just gave
up. I tried.
Kevin
James – Paul
Blart: Mall Cop 2 as Paul Blart : James should have won for
this role. He's annoying with his falls and facial gestures. Man, I
never wanted the bad guy to win more.
Adam
Sandler – The
Cobbler and Pixels
as Max Simkin and Sam Brenner : So, this is that strange shoe movie.
I know that more people saw Pixels than than the Cobbler. I heard
people really hated the Cobbler and this is just that trend of him
making bad movies.
Channing
Tatum – Jupiter
Ascending as Caine Wise : Yeah, he plays a skaing man-wolf
guy with goofy ears.
- Dakota Johnson - Fifty Shades of Grey as Anastasia Steele : Don Johnson's daughter? I know that Fifty Shades was the female version of hardcore porn, actually more hardcore.
- Katherine Heigl – Home Sweet Hell as Mona Champagne : Why are people still giving her roles. I thought she was done being the lead in movies given that no one watches her films anymore.
- Mila Kunis – Jupiter Ascending as Jupiter Jones : I like Kunis, but she was so dead in the lead role of Jupiter. And, she spends most of her time falling and screaming.
- Jennifer Lopez – The Boy Next Door as Claire Peterson : Yes, she is bad, but this is one of the funniest worst movies ever. Jo-Lo is bad, but the movie is worst overall. She makes a lot of bad movies and doesn't give a crap.
- Gwyneth Paltrow – Mortdecai as Johanna Mortdecai : Well, she does have the Marvel Universe to play in.
- Eddie Redmayne - Jupiter Ascending as Balem Abrasex : Yes, he deserves the win and he won. Eddie is really-really bad. He does this strange whisper-English voice.
- Chevy Chase – Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation as Hot Tub Repairman and Clark Griswold : Chase is a shadow of his younger self, but he is constantly an asshole.
- Josh Gad – Pixels and The Wedding Ringer as Ludlow Lamonsoff and Doug Harris : Gad has had a bad year. Ringer was pretty bad and his role in is Pixels wasn't funny and pretty bad all around. I not becoming a fan of Gad at all.
- Kevin James – Pixels as President William Cooper : You have to love that they made Kavin James the president, yet it is the most unbelievable part about this movie about videogame characters coming to life.
- Jason Lee – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip as David "Dave" Seville : Well, Jason Lee has to pay for those Scientology classes somehow. I love how shitty his career has gone since My Name is Earl. Any good will peeps had for him is gone since doing these shitty movies. I still can't believe they're still making these movies.
- Kaley Cuoco – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (voice only) and The Wedding Ringer as Eleanor and Gretchen Palmer : I have no idea who this is.
- Rooney Mara – Pan as Tiger Lily : Now, I heard this Peter Pan movie is a complete mess. I think I got my fill of Pan via Hook.
- Michelle Monaghan – Pixels as Lieutenant Colonel Violet van Patten: She is actually one of the few restrained roles in the movie. In a movie that has people not giving a shit or too over the top, she seems to try to make her role likable.
- Julianne Moore – Seventh Son as Mother Malkin : Is this one of those religious horror movies that Hollywood likes shitting out?
- Amanda Seyfried – Love the Coopers and Pan as Ruby and Mary
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