Golden
Raspberry Awards (Part 1 of 3)
Again,
it is my favorite time of the year. Forget about the Oscars. I
could care less about those awards, but I get a kick out of failures.
And, I do this every year, so here we go.
Fantastic
Four (20th
Century Fox) – Simon
Kinberg, Matthew
Vaughn, Hutch Parker, Robert Kulzer, Gregory
Goodman : This tied
as a winner with Fifty Shades. I heard so much bad stuff went on
behind the scenes. The director went crazy and treated his actors
like shit. The studio reshot the entire third act, which made the
movie really uneven. Entire subplots were dropped. I can't wait to
watch this mess. I wrote about
Fifty
Shades of Grey (Universal/Focus
Features) – Michael
De Luca, Dana
Brunetti, E.
L. James : Tied with FF. I've tried watching this mess, but
I can't sit through 2 minutes of it. I can't do it. That guy from
SOA was originally cast as Grey, but he dropped out. Smart move.
The book started out as a fan-fiction book for Twilight. That should
tell you everything about the story.
Jupiter
Ascending (Warner
Bros.) – Grant
Hill, The
Wachowskis: Damn, this is a big budget piece of shit movie.
This is really lame. This movie so of ended the Wachowskis' run as
movie directors and they deserved it too.
Paul
Blart: Mall Cop 2 (Columbia)
– Todd Garner,
Kevin James,
Adam Sandler:
Why did we need another Paul Blart movie so long after the first
movie. The movie might be one of the worst things I've seen last
year. If FF wasn't such a mess, this probably should have won.
Pixels
(Columbia) – Adam
Sandler, Chris
Columbus, Mark Radcliffe, Allen
Covert: Review is coming up. I'm putting the finishing touches
on it. I can say the movie is rather dull from an acting stand
point.
Andy
Fickman – Paul
Blart: Mall Cop 2 : Director merely for hire? There is
nothing compelling about the direction and feels like an 90s comedy
show...on Fox.
Tom
Six – The
Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence): Is
this series still a thing? Why are these movies still around?
The
Wachowskis – Jupiter
Ascending: They seem to
have followed George Lucas in the way they made movies. I have no
faith in their storytelling and directing abilities. I think they
should have won though.
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