Blinded by the Light! “wrapped up like a douche”

Blinded by the Light!

I had to post this because I’ve had numerous discussions about the “revved up like a deuce” portion because it sounds like the singer is saying “wrapped up like a douche”. He garbles the words so badly that you can't even understand him.

When I heard this song in a grocery store, I thought, “Do they want me to buy douche? Why is the light wrapped up like a douche anyway?”

~What’s even funnier is the Urban Dictionary has an entry.

~Parody Ad with Wrapped up like a douche. “dressed up like a goose.”