Some signs Idiocracy is about to happen.
http://www.the-trukstop.com/articles/2007/idiocracy.html
While I’m never one to believe the world is ending, I do believe that people are getting dumber by the year. I generally find that as long as you avoid them, you’ll be okay.
Anyway, go ahead and read these ‘signs’.
Best ones
Woman Caught faking a slip: Because I used to work in a Supermarket, I can confirm that there are people just like this that fake a fall in a store. I can’t believe the lengths people go to make a quick buck. I really can’t stand people like this.
Porn Star is pulled over, so she pulls down the cop’s pants: With a name like Barbie Cummings, you don’t leave much to imagination. Check out the story, because it’s a funny one. BTW, she’s another Spring Thomas, if you know what I mean. I like the fact she thought about blogging about it before it happened. (Yes, if you dig deep enough, you can actually see footage of the incident!) I want to meet this Barbie Cummings. What happened to merely asking your favorite ‘movie stars’ for their autographs?
Britney Spears Shaving her head: When a woman started to completely shave her hair off, walk away; break up with her, or call the cops.
Julie Amero case: Once again, this is a case of uptight people being afraid of nudity. Plus, she wasn’t the one at fault here. The system almost locked her up over spyware. She needed help from that Barbie lady from above...
Boston Mooninite: I blogged about this a great deal back when it happened. Very quietly, Boston dropped the charges.
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2 comments:
that stuff is hilarious :) haha, yeah, definately ignore all idiots. will make your quality of life so much better.
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