Be sure to call your mom while being chased by cops.

Dude calls his mother while being chased by cops.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/5417635/detail.html?subid=22100444&qs=1;bp=t

Comment: I can see it now.

Mother picks up the phoned, “Hello?”

“Yo, Mom, how ya doing,” dude said.

“Hey, Jimmy, did you pick up the Eggnog for me?”

Dude said, “Yo, check channel 5, Mom. I’m on TV. I dont think I'm coming home for Christmas.”

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