After watching The Adventure’s of Pluto Nash, the entire theater audience turned to wax.

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Yes, there are at least three Paris Hilton Sex Tape jokes in the movie. I didn’t laugh…
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“Stay away, I don’t want to do another season of 24!”
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Paris: “Eww, who farted?”
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The new Cast on Lost

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Waxman?

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Director: “Okay, Paris, just stand there and look stupid.”
Paris: “Not a problem.”
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The girl next door…on 24

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