I'm not smart...

Sigh, I tried to pop some popcorn. The annoying buzzer went off, indicating the popcorn was ready. I opened the microwave door and pulled the warm bag out. I smiled knowing the bag was full of that warm goodness encompassing it. So, I opened the bag and a warm puff of corn-stream floated upward. To my shock, there was only 15 % of the corn popped. Not thinking, I chucked the bag back into the microwave. Minutes later, I had microwave full of popcorn, sigh. Now I still have the same amount of popcorn worth eating…

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