"Hey, hot lady, I like what I see. Can I have you're phone number?"
"Phone, what?" the lady asked.
The director slams the script on the floor, "Damn it, Tom. How many times do I have to tell you to stay in Character? Quit trying to get the girl's phone number." Posted by Hello

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