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The Money Pit The guys over at Film Sack did a podcast about the often forgotten Tom Hanks movie Money Pit. I fondly remember watching this movie a lot as a child. This was back when Hanks WAS the physical comedic actor to go to. Chevy Chase was too much of a dick to work with so you would cast Tom Hanks to do your comedies. He was all over the 80s movies. Plus, he was more of a likable guy than Chase.  Chase had a sense of assholeness to his characters.   I now just realized how many movies I watched as a kid with Hanks in it. This was before he became a serious actor. Bachelor Party   The Man with One Red Shoe   Dragnet   Big Punchline   The 'Burbs   Turner & Hooch   Joe Versus the Volcano   The Bonfire of the Vanities   I need to check out the Money Pit again.

Corey Feldman and that stabbing Yes, I believe he and his friend Corey Haim were molested. There is too much proof of that. However, you have to take everything that Corey says currently with a grain of salt. He is so out of it that this might be an attempt at getting some more money because his music career is at a standstill and no one is going to hire him on a movie set. From Kansas City.com, ( ( LAPD officer Drake Madison  told ABC News   that Feldman was stopped at an intersection Tuesday night when an unknown male approached the driver's side — Feldman was driving — made a stabbing motion toward the actor's stomach and fled. Police say Feldman drove himself to a hospital. )) Yeah, this feels more like gang-stalking than a real event. I think he's a bit too mental to realize it was all made up in his dreams. Plus, you don't send out a tweet after the attack with a photo of you in the ER. The police have flat out denied the stabbing occurred . If he di...

I was looking up the story about the “hot” teacher that had sex with a 13-year-old student. It makes no sense that these extremely attractive teachers are doing this given that can literally have sex with anyone 18 or over. Why ruin the life you built up for some underage dick? Now, this teacher had sex with her student in her classroom with other students watching. WTF? From star-telegram.com (( Those texts and messages through Instagram shocked the family and will now be used as evidence in the case against Zamora, in which the state will argue that she had sex with the boy three times, performing oral sex on him in her classroom and in her car. Another student allegedly witnessed the sex in the classroom and was also sent nude photos of Zamora. )) Then, it gets a bit strange...stranger. Zamora's hubby wanted to settle the issue with family privately. Why? You're wife cheated on you with a 13-year-old. Divorce and call the police. It is as simple as that. ...

WTF, Heineken? I am not an SJW, but damn, Heineken. You completely missed the mark more or less. I think they weren't thinking in terms of racism, but it turned out that way.  It doesn't help matters when the “light drink” passes some people with darker complexions. It just seems wrong.  

Best Denny's fight ever? JR would call this an epic slobberknocker . This is better than most of the recent WWE things. Heck, we even get some chair throwing for good measure.  I love who different fights broke out over the nine-minute video.  I am certain a few of these women woke up with some major bruises.   I generally only go to Denny's because I try to avoid going to Waffle House due to the fact WH makes me shit really badly. Denny's has bland food, but some of the same trashy people show up to Denny's too. Plus, Denny's has free wi-fi so I can do my work. 

Toys R US: You will be missed I remember the song and the ads. Heck, I still sing the "From bikes to trains to video games". The megastore chain is going out if business. I really enjoyed going to a Toy R Us because it was the Wal-Mart of toys. I would go through the boys' section and check out the new Transformers and GI Joe toys. I also remember spinning many hours roaming through the stores and looking at all the new toys. TRU had a warehouse feel to it. Like Blockbusters, The mega toy store just couldn't keep up with the times. Plus, the demographics of toy buying has changed. More grown men with neck-beards collect toys than actual kids playing with them. Kids play video games more than toys. However, I think kids are missing something without playing with actual toys. I don't wanna grow up. Because I had a not-so-great childhood, toys were my gateway into imagination.  And, Toy R US was a great place to buy toys.  However, toys can't compe...

Wings of Crap His name is Wings of Redemption. It is fitting that his is truly a counter to that name. Wings is a mixture of DSP and Chris Chan and throw in Boogie for good measure. I only heard about him because someone mentioned that some troll swatted him. While he isn't as shitty as DSP or Chris, he is entertaining to watch in clips. He seems to be more worried about trolls and banning people in his chat than actually playing the game. And, you can tell he really hates playing VGs. He's the shit side of online gaming. He would probably be a happier person working a real job instead of worrying about trolls and chewing out his mods.

Sometimes, being a shitty person runs in the family. Church shooter Dylann Roof's sister decided to act like her older brother and bring a weapon to school during the protest. Way to be stupid. From NY Times.com , ((   was arrested on Wednesday for bringing a knife, pepper spray and marijuana to her high school, the authorities said. )) Like all stupid people, she went on social media to proclaim her racism and bring attention to herself. We're not talking about a “smooth criminal” here. So, you're walking dirty with drugs and weapons and then decided to make a racially charged post. I guess the whole entire family is terrible.

Richard Pryor's son bombs Damn, just stop. I've been told I should try stand-up comedy, but I couldn't imagine this bullshit. This would destroy me. Being an expert at failing, I understand what Mason Pryor is going through. Perhaps you shouldn't start out with a Trump joke. You probably should eased into that sort of joke. I am of two minds of the situation. I generally hate second generation performers that think they can ride on the coattails of their parents. I think of Jaden Smith in the same manner. These kids grow up in the shadows of their famous parents and want to follow in their footsteps. However, they don't want to put in the work. However, I do believe people should “follow their dreams”. Just keep in mind the deck is stacked against you. Pryor's other kid actually has talent. Rain Pryor is his daughter and she is an extremely good actress . You might remember her from the series Head of the Class. Are we going to see the...