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I worked at a grocery store at the time when Zima was released onto the scene. I do remember people like on radio stations making fun of it. Basically, Zima was the afterbirth of a clear soda and wine cooler. It was seen as being the new drink for younger people and hit hip like energy drinks.  Even I have made some Zima jokes before.  Back in the day, Zima was often considered the “pussy” drink. In a world where men have purses and people want the 90s retro vibe back, Zima should be brought back permanently.     Wimpy people liked Zima, PBR is for hipsters and Mike's Hard Lemonade is for predators. You don't bring a case of Zimas to a football-watching party. In the early ads, they used a guy in an oversized suit, thank you late The 90s, and a trendy hat. He was known as the Zima Guy. He would always switch his “S”s with “Z”s. His name is Roger Kable. Today, the Zima Guy would have a beard and wear-horn-rimmed glasses. He would l...

Anita Sarkeesian Vs The Mandalorian It is probably better to just ignore her. However, the bounty hunter is good at taking down horned monsters and Anita is good at taking down non-profit organizations. It is a pretty good match up. After completely disappearing from the world for a couple of months, Anita decided to engulf herself in gasoline by injecting herself into the Star Wars discussion. Look, I am all for people having opinions, but be expected to defend those “hot takes” when you put them out in the open.  I do love when you can use fact s to prove her wrong.  There was a female character in the first episode.   Just to show you her influence has waned over the years, only a few news sites have white-knighted for her. Here the thing, Anita. This isn't 2013/14 anymore. There are actual feminists that are willing to defend and engage their opponents. They don't go and hide under harassment. This new trend of attacking things and trying...

I haven't been talking about the short man with big problems at all. He got on my nerves because he kept trying to milk his 15 minutes by staging other incidents. He was basically the short version of an INCEL. He was a shitty person that got a break and kept being a shitty person kind of like the Epic Beard Guy.  I am tired of hearing about him and just want the dude to go away.  I didn't want this though Well, he had a stroke and ended up in the hospital. He can't move the left side of his body. When you live a high strung life and poor health decisions like he did, it will come back to haunt you. My father drank too much beer and ended up with a major stroke around my age. Anyway, I wanted to give you an update.

I guess I’ve been on this planet too long because history is starting to repeat itself.  The stainless-steel look of the new truck reminds me of the DeLorean.  The  Cybertruck  looks like the  DeLorean’s older brother.   The design is a little stupid looking, but the early  hybrids  looked like shit too.  The problem is it looks like the future cars we wanted 20 years ago when we were kids in the 80s.    While I don’t like the shape, I do like the stuff under the hood.  It has nearly a  500-mile  battery life and that is extremely cool.     However,  Telsa  had a Microsoft moment with Musk failing at a demo.  He claimed the windows were unbreakable, but he proved himself wrong  

I recently left a comment on a very heartfelt video from a mother that was discussing some of the issues with raising an autistic child. Toward the end of the video, she shared her thoughts on Chris Chan. I wanted to expand on this subject because I wanted to give a different side to her views on Chris Chan.  Many people want to just side with Chris due to the trolling but he has done some bad things.  Growing up, I had a lot of developmental issues. While I took regular classes, I had to go see specialists during school too. I took Speech and other learning enhancement classes. While I was never as bad as Chris Chan, I had some issues. Learning-wise, I got better with age. But, I was never going to have a normal social life. Socially, I was going to be an outsider because I was different. I used fictional worlds to deal with the pain of being a lonely outsider. The problem with Chris is that he takes the fictional world too seriously. Because his mother an...

Aaron Carter, you need to stop. Looks like Shaq's friend is being foolish. We all know how this is going to end... There just aren’t words. #AaronCarter accused an innocent woman of taking pictures of “his private information”, when she was taking a picture of the weight of something. When she gets angry, he tells her to “get help” & he “rebukes her in the name of Jesus Christ”. DISGUSTING. pic.twitter.com/p5jZ8b9Aor — whatsthetruth2000 (@whatsthetruth21) November 18, 2019 In context, Aaron Carter is really starting to become unraveled. He appears to have lost a lot of weight and not making much sense lately from what reports are saying. So, this incident happened at a Wal-Mart and accused this strange woman of snapping his documents. Aaron, no one care about your documents. I can guarantee she doesn't know who you are Since he is lashing out at normies, he is heading toward the Amy Winehouse end if you know what I mean. Here's a vi...

2019 Guy We are in such a strange place culturally. It used to be that the shut-ins were the ones we made fun of. Getting little sunlight and being pale was considered pathetic. From a non-political standpoint, being a cuck is commonplace. Is this part of being part of the hook-up culture? As a child, I would be shocked to know that the guy that owned shitty hotels and buildings would be president. That something called “tweets” was some of the most powerful weapons to destroy someone. And, that soy milk would be the fuel of the world.

Please tell me this is real...   When poop  is coming  out, it is time to put down the controller and do your duty.  Keep in mind that I am from this culture and I am telling you it has gone too far.  You literally have people like Wings and DSP refusing to get real/stable jobs because they’re too lazy to get up and go outside.     This takes it a step further or a shit further.   Rule 6782:  Humans have holes.  When stuff comes out of the holes, we’re supposed to go to man-made holes and dump them.  That’s the whole point of  civilization .  We have the right to take dumps in the proper places.    

What is with chicken and stupid people?  When I go to Popeye’s, I have to dodge knives, bullets, stupid middle-aged white women and thugs.  And, I thought gas stations were the buttholes of  society .     When you combine stupid rednecks with  the ratchet  hood people, you get this shit.  Look here, listen, Popeye’s is quickly becoming the Waffle House of chicken places.  More and more fights and shooting are happening around Popeye’s.  For all racists, don’t make racial slurs in a place where you are surrounded by black and brown people.  You will get hit.     Anyway, the white woman received a Rock Bottom from the Popeye’s employee.   I would not have given her a Stone-Cold stunner, but let the Internet do its thing.  Let the tape speak for itself.  You don’t need to use violence to get back at her.  Anyway, the thug did get arrested for assault and he lost his shitty job to...

This happened on Thursday night with some a-hole hit and drove off.  He nearly killed other people trying to get away from the accident.  F'ed up.

Looking at her, would you be shocked to know that she is a pornstar?  I am usually not into redheads, but I think Kimberly Brix might have changed my mind. I always liked Kim as a performer and I found her to have that “girl next door” “too cute for porn” look about her. I think she even looks better now that she's put on some weight. I am not even sure she is even in the jizz biz anymore.

Greg “Runaway” Karnos (With a K) He's like the reverse Forrest Gump. You keep running, Karnos. You stupid a-hole. Plus, I love how he creeps around the door like a perverted door salesman. Karnos, with a K, received 18 months for his trouble. “ Do you like older guys?” Karnos, you will in prison Karnos is 43 and he runs like a 20-year-old . There are a few interesting things about this little a-hole. He sort of glares at the decoy that brings out the chatlogs. He had better get used to running because Tyrone will get that ass in prison. Before getting that ass handed to him, our runaway predator was a telecommunications manager. I am certain he was a dick to the people under him. I'd love to hear his peer's reactions to his NBC and arrest. After attempting to be the loser Flash, Karnos is still listed as predator and lives in CA. I am sure he just runs everywhere. He traded in his creepy predator muchtushe for a hargered beard.

Zoe Quinn had a  bit of a meltdown on Twitter .   Instead of laying low and doing her  f’ing  job, she has been hanging out on social media.  Because she had been on Twitter , she is still getting flack for her involvement with Alec  Holowka .     I agree with The Quartering.  Do the trolls need to lay off of her?  Sure, unless she makes another stupid decision or remark about something.  At this point, Zoe just needs to disappear from the Internet for a few years and just work on your comic books and finish that damn 85K unfinished Chuck Tingle videogame.     I hate you, Zoe, but I will give you some advice.  You have one of the best jobs ever.  You work for DC and Marvel.  You are now a professional writer.  Work on your writing stuff and lay off social media.  Go outside and talk to real people.  Zoe, you need to stay away from Twitter. ...

Wow, they really did a great job with the redesign.  They promised to change the movie and pushed back the release date to  February .     -The New Sonic: They put a lot of care into the redesign and the eyes look better.  The bigger eyes make Sonic look more expressive and animated.  They added larger hands/gloves and gave him bigger ears.     -Some added  jokes?:   They probably added more jokes whenever it is just Sonic on the screen.  He seems more playful.  Did you notice The Flash  shoutout ?  That is a nice touch.     -JJ Fad’s Super Sonic:  This is a better song for the promotional material than Coolio’s song in the earlier trailer.  It makes way more sense.     -Jim Carey Dr.   Robotnik :  Carrey is very good as  Robotnik .  The problem is are there two  Robotniks ?  The first trailer has one Earth vers...